- Joined
- May 3, 2019
My goal in life is to ruin the lives of as many politicians as possible, regardless of party or ideology.
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I still own a copy of the original, floppy-disk non-talkie version of Leisure Suit Larry 6, Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (naturally), and Day of the Tentacle.
P.S a hot, tall, blonde girl with a godly ass likes me at the gym, a real handful she is, voluptuous beauty nary 19 years of age. Would smash so hard and so thirstily. The thirsty looks she gives me I swear, she is begging for a stuffing.
But I haven't made a move...it has been 5 months of cheeky smiles and stolen looks across the room. Today she peeked into my 2017 luxury Audi at the gym carpark without realizing I was inside dealing with a faggot requesting a refund on eBay. Scampered off into her shitty hand me down little suv red faced. Clearly she is impressed by my resources.
I'm enjoying the prospect more than the reality of fucking another sexy little slut that will call me daddy and be as needy as a puppy. I don't like the idea of fucking my own daughter, pretend or otherwise. Or do I?
What even is this clown world. I just made my dick hard with my own post.
Eh, only matters if yer a woman. Or a short man.I have mild acne scarring on my forehead because younger me refused to use acne cream of any kind.
*adds you to the list of people I don't want to piss off*When I was in my last year of elementary school I had this black gym teacher who used to constantly make fun of the children in our class whom had breathing issues or other such ailments that kept them on the bench. Anyways at the time I was a young sperg with no chill and I don't remember what he said but it had to be really bad because the moment he turned around I hit him in the spine with one of those aluminum chairs and blacked out. Apparently I put him in a headlock once he fell over but I don't remember any of that. Anyways, he's been in a wheelchair ever since and I got away with it because I was a little white kid.
Unfortunately I'm now a socially inept dweeb who crumbles at the thought of being confronted so no one has anything to worry about.*adds you to the list of people I don't want to piss off*