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[Autocrat]

I have literally done cocaine with 'Hot Fellon'.

It was a year or so before this mugshot. My uncles were friends with him. Me and my uncles went to his house to watch a UFC or boxing fight. I few minutes after I met him, I remembered thinking 'this guy should be a singer or something'. I just read he his having a baby with a billionaire heiress. That is completely insane.

 

[edboy]

When I was in elementary school, my mom and dad were unable to pick me up when school ended due to jobs they had gotten in order to be able to pay for the house, which we were expected to lose. As such, I had to walk home. As a six year old, I didn't think it was a big deal. Parents later recalled that they were scared shitless by the thought. Mom would leave me a candy/fruit snack on the counter when I got home as a sort of "prize" for walking home, as she called it.

One day, I get back home from school. I notice mom left me a Fruit By The Foot packet. Nice! I open it up, and notice something odd. There are 2 candies in there. Once again, nice! The wrappers have dollar signs all over them. Pretty cool! I eat both of them and throw the wrappers and shit away.

About a week later, I'm at my grandma's house. Since we lost cable I was glued to her TV watching cartoons. A commercial for Fruit By The Foot comes up. It's a commercial for a contest/sweepstakes that mentions getting around $1,000-$10,000 for finding 2 candies with dollar sign wrappers. OH SHIT!

as soon as we got home, I start to dig through the trash. I think I told my mom that I threw away my homework and she helped me dig through the trash. The wrapper was gone. I cried myself to sleep that night. And yeah, we lost the house like a month or so later.

 

[EvieNithercott]

I'm a alcoholic but I'm really trying hard to change that. I don't want to go down the spiral of addiction my entire family bequeathed to me like some sick twisted inheritance.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I go to places around Japan. Despite I don’t get payed often, I like to travel around.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I go to places around Japan. Despite I don’t get payed often, I like to travel around.

I've wanted to visit a lot of places, Japan included, but I wouldn't do it before I was much wealthier and had a reasonable grasp of conversational Japanese/could read Japanese alphabets without issue.

 

[Belligerent Monk]

I don't really dig anime all that much.
But I'll fight any one of you to the death for them to bring back this little gem...

 

[lameandgay2]

One of my exes was best friends growing up with a guy who's father was put in prison for attempting to 14/88 the water system with ricin in my county. Pretty sure the guy was prosecuted with his father as an accessory or something, even though he wasn't a Nazi.
Father called him a nigger lover for listening to rap. So it's pretty stupid he got prosecuted for trying to 14/88 the water system. As a nigger lover.

 

[Wiegskters Revolution]

A Bad goy claiming to be ((())) decided to hack my account and started a edgy suicide bait post. Here is the link to the terrible made bait.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/their-is-no-hope.57986/

 

[Kotaro]

I'm friends with a VA from a triple-a video game.

 

[UQ 770]

I once told a joke so funny I almost killed a friend of mine with it.

 

[FH 721]

I like Frozen (ducks for cover).

I have a fear of riding horses. They're really big, really strong animals and even if you think you have total control over them there's nothing assuring you couldn't get Christopher Reeve'd at any moment by one. At least that's how I see it.

 

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I regularly jack off to the Seductive Jewess website.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I like Frozen (ducks for cover).

I have a fear of riding horses. They're really big, really strong animals and even if you think you have total control over them there's nothing assuring you couldn't get Christopher Reeve'd at any moment by one. At least that's how I see it.

Frozen was kind of charming. It was all the retardation surrounding it that soured it for me.

Horses are, once properly accustomed to being ridden and socialized properly and all that, surprisingly easy to manage. They're just sort of dumb and don't know their own strength. Kind of like big dopey dogs in a way. Had a friend who was putting some kind of new watering system into the pen and the horse was goofing around with its big ball toy thing and running around a bit and one of the horse's hind hooves clipped said friend in the ribcage on a close pass. She went to the hospital for bruised ribs and some torn connective tissue I think. Horse wasn't trying to be mean, just being silly and dumb. Wasn't even really a big horse, she was like a yearling IIRC.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I'm not a witch and never have been

I'm not a feminist but I am a Woman Respecter (m'lady)

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

The sight of fungi scares me and seeing the big mushrooms (particularly shiitake) at the supermarket makes me very uncomfortable.

(inb4 someone starts posting mushroom pics nope, it only works IRL, sorry. I've subjected myself to loads of mushroom pics over the years to no avail)

I've lived in 5 different countries in my lifetime, am a citizen of two of them

Wow! Six here, two passports as well.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I really like the smell of rotten meat. It doesn’t gross me out and I think it’s a pretty good smell.

 

[Arctic Fox]

I once killed a man, with my thumb.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I was a majorette for 3 years in school.

Spoiler

I "retired" due to endless politics and drama (all of which I didn't start of course, long story) that drained any joy I got out of it.

 

[Sped Xing]

908-314-7784 is not my phone number. I got it off a bathroom wall in Newark.

 

[PL 001]

I once had an off duty cop join in a Magic the Gathering game my friends and I were playing outside back when I was still into it. He even had his own deck with him. Naturally he was playing a lockdown deck.