Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[snailslime]

i like to sneak into pools and hot tubs with my frens at night.

 

[Doppelmonger]

I have been maried for about 4 years

 

[Double Dee]

I have a slow-growing fondness for making up KF/Lolcow-themed song parodies. Sadly, the only one I've completed proper is kinda garbage, but its a start until I get better.

 

[RollerGator]

I can do a split like Van Damme

Both. But mostly online. In IRL I only use them for acquainted or people i deal with in passing that I have to make pleasantries with for one reason or another.

How retarded are you that you feel the need to lie about your identity just in case you spill your spaghetti???

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

I drink

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I toss and turn in my sleep. So when my husband sleeps on my chest I might accidentally slide him off. I also talk in my sleep and sometimes snore too.

 

[Yamamura]

My fingers have hypermobility (double jointedness). I didn't actually realize this was odd until middle school when some other kids pointed it out. At the time I just thought everyone's fingers were like that.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Besides my dad, I am the only family member alive that know how to make a raincoat with palm tree branches.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i'm like 5'6

 

[Tism the Return]

I combat chronic brain fog with ever-increasing cups of coffee.

 

[MARlNA]

I witnessed a cyclist get absolutely brutalized by a semi that was not paying attention. Shit fucked me up for a while. Seeing someone die (especially on that level) in person, as opposed to online, is on a whole other level.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

I'm actually a really shy person. I know that might not be what you would expect from me, since I'm always so outgoing and seem like I have no problem talking to people. But the truth is, it's all just an act. When I'm around people that I don't know very well, or in situations where I feel out of place, I get incredibly nervous and tongue-tied. It's something that I've always struggled with, but over the years ive gotten better at hiding it.

 

[glass_houses]

I witnessed a cyclist get absolutely brutalized by a semi that was not paying attention. Shit fucked me up for a while. Seeing someone die (especially on that level) in person, as opposed to online, is on a whole other level.

I watched a girl fall under a moving train when I was about fifteen or so. Someone managed to stop the train before more than a carriage and a half went over her, but she was still alive when it stopped. Seeing her face as she went between the platform and the moving train, and hearing her wails for help after the train stopped really fucked with my head for a bit. These things tend to linger in the back the mind, and affect the way the world is seen.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I had a little side hustle in college where I’d buy a dollar pack of cigarette rolling papers, discreetly collect all the half smoked cigs in the ashtrays around campus, shred them to get the tobacco, reroll them and sell them to desperate smokers for a buck each. Made a pretty good amount of pocket money selling kids their used cigarettes back to them. Nobody ever questioned why I had a seemingly never ending supply of rollies

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I went the whole day without wanting to call anyone a fucking retard. Cherish these moments, retail staff, they are fleeting

 

[AnOminous]

I went the whole day without wanting to call anyone a fucking retard. Cherish these moments, retail staff, they are fleeting

On July 4? Are you a bodhisattva?

 

[12345678901]

I combat chronic brain fog with ever-increasing cups of coffee.

you gotta shock the body

 

[MissDrama]

I actually really hate small dogs, like chihuahuas. I can't stand them.

I'm more of a cat person.

 

[Banquet Meal]

My 30th wedding anniversary is coming up.
I collect mechanical clocks and watches, and Im currently teaching myself how to repair both.

 

[please]

I met one of the guys who did Piccolo's English voice from DBZ, he was signing autographs at my school. I got his autograph but I was never a DBZ fan. In reality I wanted to meet him because he made the Academy Sports and Outdoors jingle.