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[Shiawase]

Fact: Whenever my English typing appears fluent, it probably took me over 1-hour of study and revision to get it there. I can manage a forum pacing if I don't overthink it, but a fast chat overwhelms me.

one kiwi knows my real name

Same. Not telling who.

It sounds like you both have loose ends to tie up.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

My biggest fear is very obscure but definitely there.
Being in an elevator break down with a pregnant woman going into labor.
I do not know where this fear came from but when I had a nightmare about it I woke up and had a full on anxiety-attack.
Ever since then I'm really wary of who I get on an elevator with and have even taken a class that helps you assist with a delivery on the spot.

That being said I'd rather chew my way out of the elevator and fall to my doom than be put in that situation

 

[PaleTay]

I've probably met a few users irl, quite a few have mentioned their hometown or talk about local news/events.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I heard the song Ram Ranch (which became popular earlier this year) back when it first came out because I randomly found it on a very old youtube upload of it (it's gone now).

I also have a semi mancaveish room in my house. It's nice, Still working on it.

 

[Therapy Dog]

I was expelled from a private school after the very first day.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I love man thighs.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I love man thighs.

I like the chest area in both men and women.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I like the chest area in both men and women.

A mans chest is truly the best to be honest.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Despite using the avatar of a raging old hag, I've occasionally been mistaken for attractive.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

I get told that I’m funny. These fiends are lying. Women are never funny.

 

[Little oak tree]

I was illegally imprisoned when I was a teen

 

[Captain Syrup]

I get told that I’m funny. These fiends are lying. Women are never funny.

Women are mainly funny at others' expense.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

one kiwi knows my real name

Same.

I stood on top of a pyramid in Egypt once. Not one of the three famous ones. And I was fucking terrified.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I have resting asshole face and don't go in for empty niceties, so I think a lot of people would be surprised that I get a lot of satisfaction out of kindness (mainly politeness like offering my seat up or holding doors, talking to strangers who seem to be bothered by something, helping people with tasks like moving furniture or on work).

Similarly, I think people would maybe be surprised at how easily I cry, particularly listening to sad music or in an argument. It never happens except when I'm alone or only with my close family. And I enjoy crying to music, I feel like it's a significant experience.

me to a T. i look like an angry asshole even when im feeling happy, but in person(not on this site) im not much of an asshole at all. and i also easily cry at stuff when i am alone.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Women are only funny at others' expense.

I tend to shit on people a lot so maybe you're right.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I tend to shit on people a lot so maybe you're right.

Objectively speaking, women process visual information faster, and sharp observation can be misconstrued as cruel.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Objectively speaking, women process visual information faster, and sharp observation can be misconstrued as cruel.

That's honestly a fact. I've been trying to keep the comments to myself lately though, so I won't be alienated by too many people, I guess? But even that's a little difficult, because these days everybody is just begging to get shittalked to.

 

[yasscat]

I’m getting some new tattoos today as a belated cake day present.

 

[msd]

I taught myself basic field medicine and first aid because I didn't wanna be social and take a class.

And my knowledge has helped during concerts when I was security.
It helped a lot at the 2019 Travis Scott concert, fuck you Travis. Those people went through the same hell as your most recent concert.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I'm studying a STEM career and i'm in my practice, a pre-job class in a sense before getting the title.
But i have a personal project about creating a trilogy of fantasy novels. Oh yes.