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[Shidoen]

I actually do not sound like I have a southern accent because I had a northerner city as my babysitter. So I kinda sound like the mix between a retarded British man and a divorcee’s baby who lived in Wisconsin and tries to act southern.

 

[RussianParasite]

I’m not actually going to Magadan nor do I work at Кафе у Бобра.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm actually a grey dog.

 

[yasscat]

I will be acquiring a new cat at the end of the month and I am hYPE

 

[Syaoran Li]

When I was a little kid, I actually had a mullet.

In my defense, I was like four years old at the time and this was in the Appalachian backwoods back in the 90's.

 

[Mister Mint]

Actually true: I went through several interviews and almost got a job as lead writer for a mobile game that eventually became Raid: Shadow Legends.

 

[Mark Knopfler]

I was at the Too Many Games convention when Chris had his meltdown. I never actually saw him or ran into him, but I did hear he was there. That was probably for the best though.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I almost cut off my finger when I was cutting an orange - when I was three years old. My parents thought they put they the knife where I couldn't get it. I have a scar that wraps all the way around my finger.

 

[Afinepickle]

I am a cult leader IRL

 

[Doppelmonger]

When I lived by myself on another city, I tracked down and bought pirated movies that were filmed inside the cinema so I would not feel so lonely while watching them.

 

[Ghoulie]

I once went to James Cameron's birthday party.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

My family tree has a big history of horrible mental disorders on both sides so the fact that I only have mild Autism and ADHD is a fucking miracle.

 

[nubs]

I lost one of my balls a few days ago. Testicular torsion sucks.

 

[Saint Agustin]

When I was a little kid, I actually had a mullet.

I had a Mohawk for a year and I loved it.

 

[Shidoen]

I am actually very racist loudly irl and still have multi racial friends. Probably because I’m not much of a complainer.

 

[Fools Idol]

The first time I was shot at was in the UK.

 

[NOT Andy Kaufman]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I'm writing this in a port-a-potty at work.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I once slipped off a DDR machine, fell onto a big nigger & got the shit kicked out of me.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

The color white really hurts my eyes. So I really fucking hate flashbangs in games.