Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[Neurotypical Mantis]

when i was a baby my family's cat (who was a year older than me) would climb into my crib and snuggle with me.
i miss you cinnamon

 

[Shidoen]

when i was a baby my family's cat (who was a year older than me) would climb into my crib and snuggle with me.
i miss you cinnamon

I used to have a cat called Teddy Bear that was really my older brother’s. We used to hang out in my treehouse which is also the place I threw lawn darts from.

 

[Cats]

I am an entire colony of toxoplasm gondies using the ocmputer to help promote cats as pets so we can spread our alien species across planet Earth more efficiently. The internet has been a real paradigm shift when it comes to getting our little fuzzy warships into the homes of billions of you human fools.



I only reveel our Plan at this time because I know everyone will think this is just a joke. Either way, it is basically already complete

now we simply wait

>:3

 

[doomocract]

Completely deaf. Can't hear for shit. Only thing that made me self aware for lack of better word's was reading as many books as I could, didn't want to be like fellow retards.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I did it, Carnes. I killed him.

 

[CarlosDanger]

I'm cross-dominant.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

when i was a baby my family's cat (who was a year older than me) would climb into my crib and snuggle with me.
i miss you cinnamon

When I was a baby my Dad was scared of this exact scenario so he made the cat stay outside and it got run over.
What the fuck Dad

 

[Doppelmonger]

One of my favourite colours is orange

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i play my singing monsters

 

[Local Degenerate]

I have actually been gassed. Spoiler alert: shit sucks.

 

[soy_king]

I'm black.

 

[Shidoen]

Rate me TMI because this is some real shit. I loved reading this book called Redwall which is like Game of Thrones if it wasn’t shit and had animals in place of humans. I was doing a school project for it in Elementary school and looking for images for a project board. This is how I first discovered furries as I found a lot of fucking porn. Coincidently my dad walked in at that same moment and all I could do is cover my eyes at what I’ve seen. So yeah fuck furries for ruining my early life and losing a bit of my dad’s respect.

 

[Cats]

I actually have more than one Unexpected Thing I could reveal that would be completely true, but nobody would EVER believe. Some of them aren't anything that special, but they would absolutely make a person call bullshit, especially if they were announced by a Cat from the internet

The Hints: nothing supernatural or kooky. One involves a platypus (the animal); one involves a very famous individual; another involves a popular "theory" that some people have and often discuss online which I know to be completely true because I was there.

 

[56 others]

Despite believing in paranormal shit, I have never had a paranormal experience. I do have wild dreams when I'm detoxing from some addiction thi

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

one involves a very famous individual; another involves a popular "theory" that some people have and often discuss online which I know to be completely true because I was there.

you can't just post something like this and not elaborate. come on man, spill it!

 

[Shidoen]

I’ve mentioned this in a thread I created but I’ve been zapped by lighting more than should be humanly possible. God just tryna keep the white man down for the count smh.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have a green thumb despite not having an interest in gardening.

 

[Moral Decay]

Pretty sure the military was directly and responsible for the death of my paternal grandfather, and bought my grandmother's silence via regular payments.

She took the secret to her grave before I was even born, so what truly happened shall forever remain a family mystery.

 

[glass_houses]

Pretty sure the military was directly and responsible for the death of my paternal grandfather, and bought my grandmother's silence via regular payments.

She took the secret to her grave before I was even born, so what truly happened shall forever remain a family mystery.

Have you tried inquiring with Freedom of Information, whatever is the equivalent in your country?

My maternal grandfather served too, but there are indications that he wasn't in the section that he claimed he was in, and some photos that were found when we cleaned out his possessions after his death sort of confirmed this. Unfortunately we had family drama and a lot of documents, as well as those photographs, disappeared forever. We will probably never know for certain.

 

[Executive Petrel]

My first encounter with something vaguely related to troonery was at a stage play for children, featuring an actor playing an evil and very flamboyant woman. (cross gender acting, no real troonery).
I was like 9 or 10 years old and the man in the dress and his deep voice creeped me out.
The actor, who will never be a woman, was walking through the rows, playfully interacting with the audience during the grande finale.
When he reached me and tried to touch my cheek (not the buttcheek like they do in 2023), I glared at him with the most fierce look my kiddy self could bring up. He immediately flinched, pulled his hand back and quickly retreated.
From this day on, men in dresses have always been suspicious to me.