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[Morose_Obesity]

I burned down an abandoned house when I was twelve.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Care to share?

"HI, DOGGY!"

 

[The Fool]

"HI, DOGGY!"

The name of your favorite customer

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Not only was I called in for jury duty twice in a row in under two years but I was also made the foreman both times. Fucking sucked.

 

[QE 757]

I break the "no weening" rule all the time, you should see all the shit I've sent to kengle , moleman , deceptihog and Aaron McCluske lol

 

[Zarkov]

I wish I had a Death Note so I could murder all the faggots who make shitty AMVs on YouTube with either Evanescence or Requiem for a Dream as their choice music track.

 

[Deadpool]

I am a big fan of the comic book character Deadpool.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

^ Nerd

I own a total of five video games that I never play.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I am reliably psychic but it's only ok predictions like knowing where to show up so somebody buys me lunch, or getting a ride when I'm drunk by wandering into a different bar.
Maybe it's just I'm lucky.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I'm a passive-aggressive dick and tend to get revenge when it is most advantageous.

 

[Yaoi Zowie]

I'm not gay

 

[cuddle striker]

No, like in a shitty place where shit and shitwater come in, machinery and chemical processes clean it (almost) and then it is poured out into the sea. It is a pretty interesting place to work in. Also shitty.

not shit, ENERGY

 

[TwinkleSnort]

I'm not really a swinging cat. I have a cat, though. I like cats for a lot of reasons; mostly because one has to earn the respect of a cat. Dogs are cool but they tend to be pretty loving and loyal from the get-go, more so than cats.

Though cats are seemingly independent creatures, they are actually pack-oriented (well, clowder-oriented, anyway) and very loving and loyal to family.

 

[Y2K Baby]

One of my earliest memories is smoking marijuana from a bong.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

not shit, ENERGY

Indeed, a good amount of it is used to produce gas fuel.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I met Jim Cornette once

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

I used to live near Charles Manson's Granny for years, and down the street from the Yosemite Killer, Cary Stayner.

I have a relative on a popular reality TV show. He was a pretty awesome guy. WAS. Now he doesn't give a shit about family, except for what he can get from us, publicity wise.

(This one is the most typically white trash of all!)
My aunt left my uncle for her cousin.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

I used to live near Charles Manson's Granny for years, and down the street from the Yosemite Killer, Cary Stayner.

I remember when Stayner's brother Steven was abducted, then escaped 7 years later; also the movie that was made about him ("I Know My First Name is Steven"). IIRC, he died a few years later (in a motorcycle wreck?).

Cary Stayner is one scary-looking dude - cold eyes. So glad he was caught for, and confessed to, murdering his four victims, and that he'll be staying in San Quentin until he dies.

 

[Microlab]

It was my first videogame and I could only beat the first level, so I'm really really good at the first level of Super Mario World.

 

[Magique]

I'm a chef. Currently trying italian recipes for fun.