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[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Both of my parents are of mixed white and Native American descent, to the point where it takes me a month to grow a noticeable beard.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

If I ever watch porn, it's mostly as general entertainment.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I can't stand listening to music from radio stations in cars anymore.

 

[Bird Watcher]

I vape. I look like an idiot but at least I won't have cancer and I don't eat as much sugar as I used to.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

I travel the world watching soccer. I’ve seen games on three continents and am hoping to tick off the final three in the next few years.

 

[MadDamon]

I believe that a god or some supernatural force exist, but I don't like their existence.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I still play Dance Dance Revolution on the PS2. Those nine-foot songs are a decent cardio workout.

 

[Count groudon]

If I ever get to a point where I’ve completely ruined my life, I have a plan set up where I’ll run away and either join a circus or a traveling acting troupe. Oddly enough, having a plan for that actually makes dealing with things in life less stressful.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'm actually not that intelligent, but I'm pretty good at sounding smart. People who get to know me usually end up hating me.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I travel the world watching soccer. I’ve seen games on three continents and am hoping to tick off the final three in the next few years.

You should organize an exhibition game in Antarctica so you can say you've hit all seven.

I won a Nintendo 64 in a contest on a box of Corn Pops.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My dad was one of the first people (at least in our region) to own a Tesla.

 

[Count groudon]

Whenever I sing All Star by Smash Mouth (which is more often than I’d like to admit) I always get stuck in the middle because I literally can’t stop saying “and they don’t stop coming” for some reason. I think I might have some kind of brain hemorrhage or something.

 

[Nick Gars]

I'm actually very attractive but because of my resting face I'm interpreted as a deranged psychopath by pretty much everyone. Kinda sucks when you can get laid easily, but everyone is afraid of you.

 

[Jeb-sama]

I like touhou music

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'm actually not that intelligent, but I'm pretty good at sounding smart. People who get to know me usually end up hating me.

Only smart people know how dumb they are.

 

[Black Waltz]

I'm actually not that intelligent, but I'm pretty good at sounding smart. People who get to know me usually end up hating me.

I don't think any of that is true tbh

 

[Remove Goat]

Whenever I sing All Star by Smash Mouth (which is more often than I’d like to admit) I always get stuck in the middle because I literally can’t stop saying “and they don’t stop coming” for some reason. I think I might have some kind of brain hemorrhage or something.

no you just listened to this once

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I actually like the Sonichu comics. There are genuine good moments here and there.

 

[EH 110]

I don't own a cell phone. I have no interest in texting and shit. I use my good 'ol PC to visit the Farms.

 

[Count groudon]

i used to want to be a clockmaker way back when I was younger. Always thought that the way the gears moved together was pretty fascinating. But then I learned that it’s like one of the most obsolete jobs there are today.

Come to think of it, I’ve always had a thing for old antique shit like that. I have an old globe and an hourglass and other things like that sitting in my room for no other reason than I think they look cool.