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[Offen Ded Tardreee]

I married the thing I make fun of the most.....a Mexican.

 

[UW 411]

For the longest time, I pronounced the word 'awry' ore-ree.

I know. I know.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

For the longest time, I pronounced the word 'awry' ore-ree.

I know. I know.

For the longest time I thought that draught beer was pronounced drought/drout beer

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

not me, but my sister believed when she was younger that to give someone the finger you used your ring finger..
took me a while to tell her it was the middle one

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

not me, but my sister believed when she was younger that to give someone the finger you used your ring finger..
took me a while to tell her it was the middle one

I legit got confused for a second because I wear rings on all my fingers and was like "Ring finger?"

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I'm the one who told AK to get a nose job

 

[The Saltening]

I am an anti-apple android/windows fan who uses an iPhone 6s as their daily driver.

I do use a Nexus 6 as my secondary device for some stuff so i still use android

 

[Sped Xing]

I married the thing I make fun of the most.....a Mexican.

I married the thing I make fun of the most. . . A woman

not me, but my sister believed when she was younger that to give someone the finger you used your ring finger..
took me a while to tell her it was the middle one

I knew a kid who would flip people off all the time and then explain that he "tricked" them by using his middle finger instead of his ring finger.

I'm assuming he eventually got murdered.

 

[TheBlackVolga]

Two things: I have no idea how to pronounce "agilometer" and I have no intention of getting a tattoo.

You're welcome.

 

[Sped Xing]

Sometimes it's onky the age of the show that keeps me sure Arnold Rimmer wasn't a character written to call me out.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I am actually an agreeable and pleasant person to deal with in real life. Well I mean, moreso than here.

 

[Sped Xing]

I am actually an agreeable and pleasant person to deal with in real life. Well I mean, moreso than here.

I've only rated you "dumb" one time.

 

[PL 001]

I have a first edition copy of Rage that my uncle gave me years back. It's gotten to be somewhat valuable since King let the novella go out of print.

 

[Coldgrip]

Around the middle of November of last year I went in to the doctor for chest pains, after all was said and done they handed me my papers with the results of their findings.

To my horror, my height was 5'6'' and... I was wearing boots that day. They add an inch of height on. That means I'm actually 5' 5''!

I haven't told my family the news yet, I don't know how to break it to them.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Around the middle of November of last year I went in to the doctor for chest pains, after all was said and done they handed me my papers with the results of their findings.

To my horror, my height was 5'6'' and... I was wearing boots that day. They add an inch of height on. That means I'm actually 5' 5''!

I haven't told my family the news yet, I don't know how to break it to them.

I remember the day I found out I was shorter than 6 feet. It's rough, but there are medications out there that can help. Ask your local bartender.

Only half of my username is true. That's my unexpected fact.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I have 3 different library cards, and I'm trying my hardest to acquire more.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

I am actually an agreeable and pleasant person to deal with in real life. Well I mean, moreso than here.

I'm actually completely silent most of my life. I make a point of making as little noise as possible.

The reason I'm so chatty online is because I say so little in real life. If it weren't for this nobody would know my thoughts and I would have just passed through this world and been forgotten.

 

[yasscat]

I'm a nerd for cinematography and film analysis.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I ALWAYS drink my tea with milk

 

[PL 001]

I only drink black coffee.