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[Count groudon]

I like Collecting musical instruments. Usually weird folk instruments I’ve found online or in flea markets. I can only play a quarter of them, but I just like having em around. Looking into finding a Japanese taiko Drum cause they look baller.

 

[caonima]

I'm 6'8" tall.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I type more than I talk

I'm actually way more childlike irl

 

[OneEyedCool]

I'm 6'8" tall.

Does that give you more luck with women?

I once scored a 99 percentile on a state test in middle school on the subject called "language mechanics".

 

[Distant Stare]

I have a picture of Hiro Onoda On my wall

 

[Spastic Colon]

I'm a serial hobbyist. I've done scrapbooking, cake decorating, crocheting, knitting, jewelry making, painting, cross stitching, sewing, quilting, bread baking. I get bored easily and move on to the next thing. I'm actually pretty good at most of them, but not extremely talented at any of them. Jack of all trades, master of none. This is the first time in a long time where I'm not actually doing any hobbies. And somehow I ended up on KF. Maybe this is my new hobby?

 

[Count groudon]

I don’t really have a favorite color, I’m pretty fond of all of em, I am however autistically particular about what shade of each color I like. Though I do tend to lean more towards yellow, purple, and green.

Come to think of it, I’m just really autistic about colors in general.

 

[caonima]

Does that give you more luck with women?

As a kiwi farmer I'm obviously already extremely successful with women.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I enjoy most genres of music, and not just metal. Sometimes, I will listen to Sade. Other times, I will listen to the Geto Boys. Then some Johnny Cash. And of course, there is always Maiden to turn back to.

 

[BOONES]

I actually havent played tf2 in weeks

 

[Comfyman]

I'm not actually a niggerfaggot

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I get sick super easily and tend to stay in bed for days

 

[nekrataal]

I love venomous snakes. There’s just something appealing about the way most of them look, especially arboreal vipers.

 

[ES 195]

I can add and multiply no problem but have a weird difficulty with subtraction and division.

 

[I hate children?]

I have a weird fixation with eyes and collect antique prosthetic glass eyes .

 

[Slimy Time]

Used to write poems and short stories before my school/university exams. Not to relax myself, but to make sure my awful handwriting could be read.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

So you know how some people for whatever reason like to collect little trinkets, like thumbtacks, teapots, cat figurines, etc.? I've finally gotten in touch with that inner old lady in that I... am apparently a fan of mugs. It got triggered in me the moment I saw this because omg that handle design, must have:

I suppose it was meant to be; in art class in high school when we did pottery, I made a little American-flag mug to give to my mom as a Christmas present. It was rough and disproportionate (the handle was too big lol), but I was proud of it. Not long after that, I began paying attention to cups, but it gravitated to mugs, which I think may be for the artwork tbh.

 

[Distant Stare]

My Jewish schemes caused Etsy to change their terms of service, resulting in multiple people being banned. Before it was over I made a small fortune, well at the same time literally gassing degenerates on the continent of Antarctica. Antarctica.

It was literally one of the best times I ever had. I am an irl super villain

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I hate shopping. I loathe shopping to the point I don't even like shopping online.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I caused a large part of the country to change their laws, doing something completely legally, and I won't/can't say what it is because they don't want it to be known and challenged. Keep people ignorant of their rights.

I fought the law and I won, then they changed the law because they didn't know that someone would use that particular part of it.