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My Great Grandfather served as a commando for the British army in WW2, he served right from the begining till the very end of the war, he was actually in the army before the war broke out as well and had some minor involvement with the troubles in Ireland. For any Irish Kiwis out there dont worry he wasn't a black and tan, he actually hated the murderous bastards as well.
 
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This one's kinda sad but I may have nerve damage in my left pointer finger due to years of injuries to the hand. including getting snacked on the hands with a big metal spoon by a very mad mommie dearest, and getting the hand stuck in a car door twice (not my fault someone closed the door on my hand) as a result,. If anything touches my left pointer finger in the wrong place like right on the first knuckle under my fingernail. Then a pain shoouts up my arm and it feels like I broke the bone. Sometimes its so bad I kinda wish I could have the finger amputated just to stop feeling the pain Everytime the nerve gets struck.
 
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Near the end of high school and early on in college, I had serious ambitions on wanting to be a journalist. Ultimately I ended up taking a different major and career. Seeing the state of journalism today and how disingenuous (moreso I should say) they've become, I feel like I dodged a major bullet. Still sometimes wonder about the road not travelled however.
 
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I like to collect random shit in nature and take it home with me. Old arrowheads and fossils from the mountains, little oyster shells and fish bones from the creek near my house, a little turtle shell I found in the woods, etc. I’ve been doing this since I was a kid and I’ve got quite a bit of random knick knacks from it. My home might look like a forest hermit’s shack from some third rate fantasy game, but I’m pretty fond of all my little treasures.
 
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Damn Near said:
I have permanent graphite marks under my skin on my thumb and thigh from where I was stabbed with sharpened pencils on two nonconsecutive occasions
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You too, huh? One on my hand and another on my arm, both times from trying to look cool.

Over the course of several years' worth of car rides and the aforementioned motion sickness, I have grown accustomed to sleeping inside vehicles under any condition. Even if I'm forced to bend in odd shapes as I am pressed against the glass of a clown car, I'll be out like a light within minutes. Great for killing time on long road trips without a reliable source of entertainment.

Horrible for when I'm actually behind the wheel.
 
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Pissmaster General said:
If you've listened to all of the voicemails on The Dick Show, you've heard my voice at least once.
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If you listen to WATP, you hear my voice at least once. And everyone else's. Karl will play anything.

Also, from your avatar I just assume you to be Dick, and this is your sneaky way of tipping your hand to those in the know.
 
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