Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Richard is a fucking dipshit.

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This cop is great. "Since you're too fucking stupid to understand what I just told you, give me your lawyer and I'll have him spoon feed it to you like the fucking sped you are."
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
No shit. Lowtax should cop to being drug addict because if he wrote that statement sober it means he’s a barely literate, grade A, moron.

I can only imagine how the court and cops reacted to him filing this report 60 plus days after he last saw his wife and daughter. I mean the holidays were busy, he had a new girlfriend to do blow with, gaming streams to do, scripts to refill, etc...anyone should understand why he only found the time to file a kidnapping report in late January.
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"What was so important, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that the defendant could not find time to report his daughter as kidnapped?"

(A lawyer plays "Gaming Garbage" where in Lowtax is licking peanut butter off of batteries in exchange for donations)
 
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I know it would never happen and it would violate all sorts of ethics, but can you imagine how glorious it'd be if the cop happened to be a sceptical Goon.

I would have repented my sins and built a Cathedral in acceptance of my new faith.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
"What was so important, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that the defendant could not find time to report his daughter as kidnapped?"

(A lawyer plays "Gaming Garbage" where in Lowtax is licking peanut butter off of batteries in exchange for donations)
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Ashli's lawyer is missing out on a gold mine if he doesn't use any of this shit. Usually you have to get a PI to get proof of someone's unfitness as a parent. Dick puts it all up online, sometimes hours of him at a time wasted out of his mind acting like a pure mong.
 
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NGGYU said:
Here's the police report on Richard's supposed "Parental Kidnapping" report. Goes into some detail on the situation. Here are some cuts I found interesting. It's not a long read, but I'm short on time so I figured I'd share the whole thing.

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Haha, goddamn, Lowtax is both a mental-midget and a midget midget. Doing everything he can to reinforce little-man stereotypes to his taller wife with his passive-aggressive, bitchass behaviors and attitudes.
lol @ his "Ashli talked mad shit about Megan" to the cop
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Love that Lowtax’s entire response to Ashlii and Megan confirming his abusive ways was that once long ago, one of them sent a text that said he wasn’t a shitty father. Case closed, he’s obviously father of the year and a wonderful husband.
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And I present to you, the jury, exhibit A! A "#1 Dad" mug purchased by Chinkwife for Richard on Fathers day!
 
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It seems to me like all the new attorney needs to do is get rice wife to testify, or maybe get documents from their divorce, to prove that this is a pattern.

I got to say, trying to track down the women's shelter is some real psycho shit to do, especially when he didn't simply serve papers there, he did something else to indicate to the shelter or ashli that he knew where she was. Didn't he previously say he found her because she bought starbucks on his credit card or something? In the police report it says he found her through her phone, I do know that t-mobile can let you see a general location for other phones on your plan (some parents use this to keep track of kids, for instance), I think you have to pay additional fees for it.

cops are used to these guys games. Maybe not new ones, but the ones who have been around awhile know. Their demeanor changes completely when the police show up and they try to worm their way out of whatever they've done, try to be friendly, and tell the same kinds of lies over and over.
 
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Trip Chesterton III said:
Who's to say it hasn't gotten to that point? So far just Lowtax, and he isn't exactly a reliable narrator
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Percocet rage is a real thing. I can 100% believe that Rich was abusive in more ways than one. He most likely threw things and broke objects in the house because that is what you do when you are high on percs and someone is challenging you.

My heart goes out to Ashlii. Living with an addict is miserable and she saw an opening when Rich left to shag BPD dangerhair poon.
 
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Tracking purposes.
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Two people are enormous idiots.

Edit: Just noticed this. Rich has big dreams.

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I don't think his patreon is going any lower. People aren't allowed to post on SA about any of the stuff we are finding out here and Twitter hasn't been alerted yet. I'm sure a lot of that money is from old goons who forgot that they're giving him $5 a month and have never checked into what's happening on the forums since his initial request for patreon money.
 
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Lol WTF Bitchard is so much of a train wreck that even I, in my pre-intercontinental flight drunk haze understand that in in the eyes of the Po-leeze and the courts LowT looks like:
- am abusive husband and father
- a MASSIVE pillhead
- a zonked out looser
- a 45 year old man getting his mother to sort out his fuck ups

get fucked faggot, and I look forward to your benzo-related heart attack ;)
 
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NGGYU said:
Here's the police report on Richard's supposed "Parental Kidnapping" report. Goes into some detail on the situation. Here are some cuts I found interesting. It's not a long read, but I'm short on time so I figured I'd share the whole thing.

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NGGYU said:
Here's LowT's statement.

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Good work soldier. Any chance you can get a copy of the supposed arrest for domestic violence that he keeps bringing up but nobody has any proof of?
 
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