Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Imagine being such a spiteful cunt that you'd stop money going to your own child. I don't even understand what he's trying to do. He said he was the one who wanted the divorce so why not just let her go? Is he trying to get the kid back or something? This really doesn't seem like the best way to go about that.

Also anyone who feels the need to tell the world they have borderline personality disorder is giving the world a fucking warning to stay the fuck away from them. Logan's probably telling him how awesome he is and how he's totally doing the right thing and he's probably falling for it because he's a fucking dipshit.
 
How the fuck could anyone reasonable possibly defend this.

Even if his wife is a psychopathic liar that's still his CHILD he's going after.

At least Logan's crazy is the proactive kind. He can't even control her with money, her parents will just bail her out and pay for some actual scary lawyers.

Hope he has fun with his BPD princess until she eventually sets his house on fire or some other insane shit.

Over under on the forums being so fucked by then he forgives her and runs to SA for donations.

Also, this bitch thinks shes special for beating anorexia. Being a woman in her 20s with an eating disorder comes with the terrain. Who the fuck gives a shit. She doesn't deserve any pity while she fucks around getting drunk and high reveling in the fact that her bae's child is living in a fucking shelter.

But to these dumb fucks, this is what #winning looks like. Good job to Lowtax for getting the GFM cancelled, I'm sure he'll brag about it on stream over while his totally legit business partner keeps beating her eating disorder with gourmet pies.
 
How the fuck could anyone reasonable possibly defend this.

Even if his wife is a psychopathic liar that's still his CHILD he's going after.

At least Logan's crazy is the proactive kind. He can't even control her with money, her parents will just bail her out and pay for some actual scary lawyers.

Hope he has fun with his BPD princess until she eventually sets his house on fire or some other insane shit.

Over under on the forums being so fucked by then he forgives her and runs to SA for donations.

Also, this bitch thinks shes special for beating anorexia. Being a woman in her 20s with an eating disorder comes with the terrain. Who the fuck gives a shit. She doesn't deserve any pity while she fucks around getting drunk and high reveling in the fact that her bae's child is living in a fucking shelter.

But to these dumb fucks, this is what #winning looks like. Good job to Lowtax for getting the GFM cancelled, I'm sure he'll brag about it on stream over while his totally legit business partner keeps beating her eating disorder with gourmet pies.

Hey, if punishing a toddler is the only way he can punish his wife, he’ll take it.

He’s more than happy to envision a future where his pre-school daughter cries and asks for her mommy, so he can gloat and tell her “the bitch is in Canada and not coming back, you’ll thank me later. Now go tell Aunt Logan how pretty and skinny she looks so she’ll stop crying and unlock the door.”
 
I got lost arguing the point. All signs point to unplanned pregnancy knowing the level of responsibility both of them show in their lives.


Ok now I'm just mad
Jesus Fucking Christ.

Me too.

E: why is anyone surprised he has the emotional maturity of his toddler with no advancement beyond [feel emotion] -> [react to emotion in most extreme way possible to satisfy perceived need]?


This is beyond bumbling shithead narcissist territory, this is full blown sociopathy.
 
Imagine being such a spiteful cunt that you'd stop money going to your own child. I don't even understand what he's trying to do. He said he was the one who wanted the divorce so why not just let her go? Is he trying to get the kid back or something? This really doesn't seem like the best way to go about that.

Also anyone who feels the need to tell the world they have borderline personality disorder is giving the world a fucking warning to stay the fuck away from them. Logan's probably telling him how awesome he is and how he's totally doing the right thing and he's probably falling for it because he's a fucking dipshit.

Yeah, he filed an emergency custody order. Think Logan's ready to be a stepmom?
 
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LowT is a literal subhuman at this point. Its brain literally does not function as a human's. It is some kind of demonic mental illness the supposed human, Richard Kyanka, succumbed to.

It took years for whatever it is to make its dominance of his already febrile and infantile mind this obvious and blatant to the outside, but whatever's left of someone named Richard Kyanka is gone. It's pure Lowtax now.
 
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Imagine being such a spiteful cunt that you'd stop money going to your own child. I don't even understand what he's trying to do. He said he was the one who wanted the divorce so why not just let her go? Is he trying to get the kid back or something? This really doesn't seem like the best way to go about that.
I guess he is trying to show the judge that he cannot be trusted to prioritize their child over getting revenge on his ex wife? He advertises how unfit he is to parent her with every spiteful, petty thing he does. He might as well tattoo "shitty parent" on his forehead for when he goes to court. As terrible as this thing with the GFM is, he will have to answer for it in court at some point, and it is very difficult to justify, especially with the public bragging about sabotaging her only means of financial support. Family courts almost always side against the parent that interferes with the child's right to a relationship with both parents.
 
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The GFM got wiped, photo replaced by a random picture, Null's donation anonymized.
 
Yeah, he filed an emergency support order. Think Logan's ready to be a stepmom?
Well Lowtax doesn't appear to be ready to be a father so they might as well just toss the kid to the wolves and hope for the best at this point.
I guess he is trying to show the judge that he cannot be trusted to prioritize their child over getting revenge on his ex wife? He advertises how unfit he is to parent her with every spiteful, petty thing he does. He might as well tattoo "shitty parent" on his forehead for when he goes to court. As terrible as this thing with the GFM is, he will have to answer for it in court at some point, and it is very difficult to justify, especially with the public bragging about sabotaging her only means of financial support. Family courts almost always side against the parent that interferes with the child's right to a relationship with both parents.
You'd think his brand manager would mention how bad this looks to outside observers, tbh. I guess he thinks because Ashli "kidnapped" their daughter when she left and because she's here illegally that the judge or whoever will just overlook all his shit.

So if Ashli gets deported, does the child automatically go to Lowtax? or does Ashli's lack of visa/green card etc mean that they'd both get booted out?

And that GFM is fucking weird. Hopefully it's just been passed over to someone she knows with a US bank account who can pass on the money to her or something like that. *rates self optimistic*
 
Well Lowtax doesn't appear to be ready to be a father so they might as well just toss the kid to the wolves and hope for the best at this point.

You'd think his brand manager would mention how bad this looks to outside observers, tbh. I guess he thinks because Ashli "kidnapped" their daughter when she left and because she's here illegally that the judge or whoever will just overlook all his shit.

So if Ashli gets deported, does the child automatically go to Lowtax? or does Ashli's lack of visa/green card etc mean that they'd both get booted out?

And that GFM is fucking weird. Hopefully it's just been passed over to someone she knows with a US bank account who can pass on the money to her or something like that. *rates self optimistic*


The child would automatically go to him because she's US born and Maplewife will have an uphill battle with no money, and from another country. It's pretty obvious that's why he wants her deported, he won't have to pay a lawyer for a custody battle.

This is a guy who doesn't give a fuck about his kid having a Mom. Sickening.
 
But see, Ianal and all that shit but do literal donations count as "income"? I don't think this an immigration thing. It isn't illegal for me to give a random Canadian guy 5 dollars for a beer and then the IRS or whatever considers that "income" and deports them, that isn't how shit works.


I speculate that Lowtax's fraudulent complaint against her GFM might've actually worked? But that doesn't explain why she changed the picture and initials. Or why the entire GFM wasn't simply pulled. The only logical thing would be that her lawyer advised against collecting money, or... what the fuck else? I am extremely baffled here.
 
The child would automatically go to him because she's US born and Maplewife will have an uphill battle with no money, and from another country. It's pretty obvious that's why he wants her deported, he won't have to pay a lawyer for a custody battle.

This is a guy who doesn't give a fuck about his kid having a Mom. Sickening.
That's so sad. I don't think he gives a fuck about his kid at all. Leafwife embarrassed him by daring to leave and this is all just petty revenge shit.

I wouldn't normally wish a bpd bitch on anyone but he and Bogan totally deserve each other. Unfortunately his kid deserves so much better :(
 
It makes no sense to declare Ashli a saint after the fact, she probably is just as exceptional in decision-making as Lowtax, else she wouldn't have shacked up with him. Also she came across as kinda trashy too if you remember her postings and her frevor for pitbulls, the white-trash dog number 1. All of Lowtax exes weren't exactly first grade material. Doesn't matter, doesn't mean they deserve to be abused by Lowtax. Always remember though that such people end up together for a reason.

Lowtax used to be a bit more shrewd about the lying in general and goons were always gullible and liked to pretend SA is something special which it hasn't been for a long time. (Smartest place on the internet my ass) They were always willing to give strangers way too much benefit of the doubt to keep that pretense up, and that's how we got all these scamming sagas. The only mistake Lowtax can pretty much do to lose his goon-sponsered tugboat is to screw with the inertia the payments have, and he's very good at doing this which makes this all very funny. His downfall here is like so often his own ego because deep inside he can't stand the thought that he's absolutely nothing special and has no special talents and just lucked into the cash by being in the right place at the right time like most web 1.0 superstars. Like it has been said, he was the only one even talking about his divorce here. Nobody dug it out, nobody doxed anyone. All that's known about it is on him and his endless desire for for people validating him and jerking his ego off. He made himself look like a piece of shit in the process. The alt right neonazi new zealand forum with white supremacist feeder Null as the lead had nothing to do with any of this.

It's blindingly apparent she's some kind of sped or she wouldn't have married LowT in the first place, but so far, she's been governing herself as if she's actually going to be in court answering for her behavior soon, which is a lot more than LowT is doing.

If you’ll go back in this thread to when Lowtax broadcast his marriage meltdown on FB you’ll find people shitting all over Ashlii as much or not more than Lowtax. Nobody thinks Ashlii is a saint and she definitely made some terrible decisions.

As more information came out -Lowtax bragging about her not having a DL and being illegal, making threats about taking her daughter and deporting her, Lowtax spending 3 weeks in UT banging another chick, etc... it became clear that while Ashlii made some stupid decisions, her husband was a raging asshole who had all the power in the relationship and used it to abuse and isolate her.

She’s sitting in a shelter with her child with no money, unable to work, and immigration issues. Lowtax is chilling in his McMansion, eating pills, pies, threatening Leafwife online and flaunting and fucking his “business partner”

It’s pretty easy to see why KF is happy to throw some money at Ashlii. It’s not because she is a saint, but because her husband is an emotionally abusive asshole and using his money, online platform and resources to bully his wife who doesn’t have money, online platform, resources or even stable housing while caring for a toddler.

What’s amazing is woke goons, or anyone outside of raging MGTOW incels, supporting Lowtax given the circumstances

"MapleWife being a complete fucking moron" and "Donating to her legal defense fund against her vengeful pill-head ex" are not disperate thoughts, especially when there is a kid involved.

We have a few people working their way towards full M'lady, but generally there's no trolls remorse or whatever going on. Ashlii is a fucking idiot, and she's likely to continue to make fucking idiotic decisions in the future (see: buying $80 starbucks gift cards*). But currently she's not acting like a fucking idiot, because she's allowing herself to be tardwrangled by shelter staff and her lawyer. She's also managed to at least not present herself like a total flaming cunt when interacting with people, even when getting dogpiled by goons.

The fact MapleWife got herself into this mess through repeated dumb decisions isn't lost, but its something that maybe factors into people's thoughts less when you see Lowtax doing everything he can to bring her down, and there's no reason to help him.

Lowtax spite is a large factor, but its more of a secondary factor; "Lowtax has a lot of enmity on KF. He has that because he's an asshole. When his soon-ex says he was a controlling douche, those previous interactions lend credence to believing her."

I guess to put a tl;dr on this autistic wall of sped-dreg;

Donating or otherwise supporting Ashlii isn't saying she's smart or completely innocent in this. Its just saying she's clearly being attacked by a bully - and had likely been bullied by them for years. It in no way says Ashlii is smart, had made good life decisions up to this point besides taking herself and her kid to a DV shelter, or will make good life decisions in the future. But roasting her dumb canuck ass** can wait until she's not longer being attacked publicly by her asshole pill-head soon-to-be-ex.

Ashlii having at least primary custody is also clearly the least-bad option for their kid.


*Which might have been a "stupid like a fox" thing done with the support of shelter staff since it got Lowtax looking for her in Arkansas, which I don't think she's ever been. But who knows.
**Ol' can't afford a condom lookin-ass nigga

I remember when she first showed up to SA, told the corny ass story about how they met with him visiting her friend and she thought Doom House was really funny. Her name was LadyAmbien (for anyone who doubts, we actually do know that LowT does drugs and what are his favorites, but I have no proof), she had a picture of herself as her avatar, started getting into efights about pitbulls on the site and pregnancy-crying about people being mean to her and begging LowT to ban the mean goons. I figured the eventual breakup would be really funny, and it's not. It's fucking not at all. No argument that she's dumb as rocks but doesn't deserve any of this shit.

LadyAmbien was a reference to SoSe (remember Something Sensitive? Remember when it was good mildly relevant?) where "Lord Ambien" had come up as the nom-du-jour to mock Lowtax & his style of management. the SoSe former fagmin-of-fagmins was sliding into MapleWife's DMs and they hit it off, and was largely why she chose it.

There is no smoking gun that proves Lowtax is abusing pills.
He's admitted to recreational use of Ambien and I believe Adderall before, but says he stopped.
But there's that infamous picture of Lowtax passed out on the couch with booze and pills nearby. So there is evidence, besides his behavior, that he's a pill-head.
 
Imagining Lowtax wresting custody from Ashli, only results in setting the stage for a Brothers Grimm story in my head. BPD fuckslob would no doubt be a kind of Snow White evil step-mother presence; after all, this is a person with allegedly no stake in Lowtax' personal life chiming in on facebook to call his estranged wife a cunt. "Just business partners" do that shit all the time right?

Can't fucking imagine what kind of toxic, venomous influence that would be around Ashli's kid. Not like Lowtax has proven to be the best judge of character, with who to leave his children around with.
 
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