Rick and Morty Griefing Thread - Now With 300% More Incest!

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I just want to say that I have completely checked out of ever taking this show's story seriously because I know for a fact whatever ending they have will 200% be completely unsatisfactory and unfulfilling. So I might as well judge episodes based purely on if I found it funny or not and not get hung up on useless theory crafting and lorefagging, because lord knows they forgot what the fuck what the backstory of this show was about ages ago.
 
According to the statement from AS, they're going to recast them.
Season 7 Episode 1

"Gee Rick, we sure sound different."

"We sure do Morty. But sometimes *burp* sometimes you as a television network gotta make difficult decisions."
I'm calling it now that the next Rick and Morty episode will have the two do surgery on their vocal cords and there will be a dumb meta joke about it.
 
I wonder if the amount of incest jokes will suddenly decrease. Also didn't the company made a contract for like 100 seasons? Ditto that Community movie.
 
I wonder if the amount of incest jokes will suddenly decrease. Also didn't the company made a contract for like 100 seasons? Ditto that Community movie.
Didn't Justin Roiland's original pitch for Rick and Morty was a short webtoon where Morty had to suck Rick off? I've watched it and never found it funny. Still, as far as I know Dan Harmon is the incest guy.
 
Didn't Justin Roiland's original pitch for Rick and Morty was a short webtoon where Morty had to suck Rick off? I've watched it and never found it funny. Still, as far as I know Dan Harmon is the incest guy.
It was a short for Channel 101 which was (is?) a festival/jam kinda thing where voting decides which "shows" come back next time. Roiland originally had one called House of Cosbys where every character is Bill which was the most popular one ever at the time, but they got C&D'd and couldn't screen the last episode. He made Doc & Mharti as a kind of protest to that which is basically Back to the Future but with more ball sucking/fellatio than the movies had, and it was meant to be as crass as possible because it was a fuck you.
You'll see it labeled as the "pilot" on youtube or whatever but that shit was years previous; Harmon resurrected it because he needed shit to do after Community and a Roiland fan since he's a co-founder of 101.
 
I had my money on Harmon self-destructing before Roiland. We have to come up with a name for schlubby creators who groom and pursue young girls once something they work on becomes famous, because it happens so often. Jew Wario-ing? Pro-Jareding? John Kricfalusiing?
I wonder if the deal with these guys is that they couldn't get laid when they were young, so are trying to backfill all the teen sex they missed out on.
 
My prediction is that the show will have one or two more seasons trying to keep itself afloat and move on from Justin but it just wont be the same for the fans that somehow were able to stick around. It will be an overall feeling of "its just not the same anymore". Then maybe they will try to have a big marketing thing for a "final season" but maybe leave it open for more seasons or a reboot (which would justify changing everyone involved in this series, maybe right down to the designs)

The problem is that A.S really has no more major hit shows left to milk on so they are in a tough spot because keeping the show around will make it seem like they are "ignoring the controversy" and being one of the bad words leftists love throwing around. Thats what you get when you leave The Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse and Aqua Teen in the dust over a reddit fuel show.

They put their eggs in one basket and now they tripped, the eggs that didnt burst open are all cracked, they hastly put them back on and pretend nothing is going on.

According to the statement from AS, they're going to recast them.

And how can they do that when he voices most of the fucking cast? I get that they can find impersonators but feels like its just putting band-aid on a gunshot wound.

The fatal hit has been dealt already, now its about what A.S intends to do with whatever time they have left.
I'm calling it now that the next Rick and Morty episode will have the two do surgery on their vocal cords and there will be a dumb meta joke about it.

Feels like the "Rick and Morty" thing to do, which I guess I can applaud them for not ignoring it but I doubt people will attach themselves to the new voices, especially if they sound too different.

Just because you adknowledged it, doesnt mean that the problem isnt there.
 
Remember the cat and how its mind contained unspeakable, horrifying things to Rick and Jerry? Well, we know what those are now. It's every bad thing that Justin has done and how those deeds imply the destruction of their very multiverse. At that point Rick knew they were on borrowed time, and made Jerry forget out of mercy. Not even the smartest man in the universe can save himself from this one.

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Remember the cat and how its mind contained unspeakable, horrifying things to Rick and Jerry? Well, we know what those are now. It's every bad thing that Justin has done and how those deeds imply the destruction of their very multiverse. At that point Rick knew they were on borrowed time, and made Jerry forget out of mercy. Not even the smartest man in the universe can save himself from this one.

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I am officially accepting that in my headcanon!
 
On the one hand I'm glad this show will crash and burn even more because the reddit meltdown will be great, but on the other I miss the good old days when nobody cared about your heinous private life and they just let you carry on with your stuff.

I don't think Kevin Spacey is innocent, but no crime he committed is somehow worse than the last season of House of Cards.
 
I will genuinely laugh my ass off if the show crashes and burns and then the case against Roiland is thrown out.
He's not just the voices. You can tell from Solar Opposites that a good deal of the humor and more comedic sci-fi plot devices comes from him as well. Like that interdeminsional cable shit? All Roiland.

The show will not survive.
 
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Rick was probably Harmon's self-insert character.

How involved is Harmon in the show still? Because if he still heavily involved, I could see him dominating the post-Roiland writing room, which produce even more changes beyond the two main leads sounding very off.
Most Roiland DMs sound like Rick, so I would say Rick is a self-insert of him.

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And how can they do that when he voices most of the fucking cast?
Truth be told, Roiland really isn't that great of a voice actor. He's only got 3 major voices to work with: Morty, Rick and then meeseeks+background characters, that's it. He hardly tries to cover up the fact that when voicing a different character, it's just him doing a slightly altered tonal range and even then his cadance is still the fucking same across them all (stuttering, kinda high pitched squeaky cracky voice, all that).
So really replacing him wouldn't be all too difficult if I'm being totally honest.
 
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