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People who believe in Pizzagate are freaking out over the last episode for "promoting pedophilla".

Morty is 14 years old. In the episode he hooks up with two adult women who know about his age and both say whatever and decide they will sleep with him.

(Youtube link removed I posted a new one) http://watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/rick-and-morty-season-3-episode-6-rest-and-ricklaxation/

(people are aware)

One of the highest rated top comments says

So we're ALL GONNA ACT LIKE the two women Morty was with aren't pedophiles? Okay.

Go to 11:00

Morty comes up to woman at the bar after his High School crush thought he was being a weirdo.

Morty sees woman at the bar.

Morty: Ok here we go the evening continues

He approaches the woman and says "Ma'am Im afraid I got some bad news for you your money is no good here. Ill get the next round sir! (to bartender)

Woman: Aren't you a child?

Morty: Only in the ways that matter! I'm Morty

Woman:sigh Stacey

Morty:Ive been watching you drink Stacey. I get the feeling you have a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you? Part time full time be good at it bad at it! I want to be promoted, fired, corner office, hostile work place accident. I'm on my knees Stacey, prayin! worshiping whatever you want!

Stacey: Ok fuck it

Next scene they get into a taxi and are shown making out. A 14 year old with an adult.

So standard plot goes on they ended up not having sex due to her getting stuck in a machine an evil Rick made. Before this at 12:40 Rick and Morty begin to have a struggle and she says "Is it wrong I think this is kind of hot?"

Skip to 20:50. Morty through that same machine has become confident enough to somehow land a Wall Street job and is dating another adult women. More plot occurs when his high school crush and rick come to save him from the Space spas machine effects.. He decides to tell the women Jacqueline what happened.

Morty:Jacqueline I'm not who I said I was

Jacqueline:You weren't a 14 year old boy from the Midwest who ran away from his family and capitalized on his lack of conscious by becoming a stock broker?

Morty: Oh. I guess I was up front about that

Jacqueline:You were up front about anything. You were my soulmate...

What the fuck. I was one of Rick and Morty's biggest fans am I the only one not seeing the blatant pedophile overtones? When I made a thread on Rick and Morty before people said Dan Harmon believed Pizzagate and was on our side. https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2076692
Then I see stuff like this the past cartoon short he made Unbelievable Tales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpegYouTube

In it a man shits in a naked childs mouth at 1:35.

In the same clip Mr.Jelleybean comes home at 2:33 and has two kids tied up in the house. He tells the crying tied up kids "I want to let you go! I really really do! The time has come for me to dispose of you. I've had my sexual fill and I can't let allow your presence to distract me from my job as headwriter and host of the television show Unbelievable Tales! God forgive me!" He is then shown murdering the children by cutting off their faces and wearing the flesh on his face.

At 3:36 A boy sees a man playing with a yoyo and approaches him saying "wow thats walk the dog!" The man says "You got it! You rugrats sure love these yoyo tricks! You want to see a new trick I made myself? I promise I wont stick my dick in you" The boy says "ok mister" The man then stabs the boy and rapes him through the hole in his chest. The whole time creepy offbeat children's music is playing.

This is all the other Mr.Jellybean clips in one of the Rick and Morty episodes. He's the King who rapes many of the villages children and tries to rape Morty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTUnCShXPcYouTube

In "Doc and Mharti" the original short inspiration for Rick and Morty Rick makes Morty lick Ricks balls to fix the car machine at 0:43, and 1:57 and at 3:28 telling Morty to go down on and jerk him off in order to save his life. The whole video is about Morty going down on Rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfsg_eor5TM&t=2sYouTube

As someone who once loved the show fuck Rick and Morty and fuck Dan Harmon. People were saying he was on our side and believed in Pizzagate yet his show and past shorts are filled with child rape and murder and pedophilia. He also seems to have some sort of fetish for eating shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RunZxGfJw9IYouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeqX3TrP1W0YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8hZhVIBmPUYouTube (3:31)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpegYouTube (1:35)

He talks about Pizzagate on one of his recent broadcasts. Go to 24:35. Then he sings a song he created called pedophilia after saying you sound like a pedophile for exposing Pizzagate at 25:30 http://www.harmontown.com/2017/06/episode-249-harmontown-from-id10t-fest/

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2091482
Who the fuck even looks into it like this? Who takes adult swim shows seriously? Just smoke weed and eat a pizza like the rest of the demographic and enjoy the fucking cartoon.
 
Seriously? This is the same show where people are graphically slaughtered, nudity is rampant, Morty had non-stop sex with a fuck-bot, people eat poop, and hamsters live in people's asses. Getting outraged because a horny cartoon teenager bangs two adult women is kind of a waste of time and energy.
 
Saw the latest episode last night and I thought it was all right. It made a decent point that our toxic part of our selves is part of what makes us whole. But it wasn't as funny as expected. It was nice to see Morty succeed and finally get laid for once.
 
He got laid and was a father in s1.

To a robot sex doll. Not exactly the same thing. And I think he only got laid in a dream and that was the episode where dogs take over.
 
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I'll just drop this off here.
 
LOL.

"Juvenile nihilism". And yet Ice-T comes back to save Earth because he was taught to care for others.

"Corporate complicity". Yeah, i'm sure that episode was a conspiracy by McDonald's to get a 20 year old sauce back in the news.

"Wacky babbling". What? You mean fans will repeat phrases from shows? Don't have a cow, man! I'm Rick Sanchez, bitch! Homey don't play that!

"Glut of pop culture references". Huh. Who knew that a show that started as a riff on "Back to the Future" would be jammed with sci-fi references?

You know what's worse than people who watch Rick and Morty? People who think they're superior because they don't watch it.
 
LOL.

"Juvenile nihilism". And yet Ice-T comes back to save Earth because he was taught to care for others.

"Corporate complicity". Yeah, i'm sure that episode was a conspiracy by McDonald's to get a 20 year old sauce back in the news.

"Wacky babbling". What? You mean fans will repeat phrases from shows? Don't have a cow, man! I'm Rick Sanchez, bitch! Homey don't play that!

"Glut of pop culture references". Huh. Who knew that a show that started as a riff on "Back to the Future" would be jammed with sci-fi references?

You know what's worse than people who watch Rick and Morty? People who think they're superior because they don't watch it.
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I'll just drop this off here.
How is it you can mock people for taking a show way too seriously...by taking the show way to seriously?

Healthy Morty is annoying as fuck. He really caused the front-end of the episode to drag.
I think that was kinda the point. Healthy Rick and Morty were essentially the idealized versions of themselves; what they thought the perfect version of themselves would be.

And they sucked ass.
 
People who believe in Pizzagate are freaking out over the last episode for "promoting pedophilla".

Morty is 14 years old. In the episode he hooks up with two adult women who know about his age and both say whatever and decide they will sleep with him.

(Youtube link removed I posted a new one) http://watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/rick-and-morty-season-3-episode-6-rest-and-ricklaxation/

(people are aware)

One of the highest rated top comments says

So we're ALL GONNA ACT LIKE the two women Morty was with aren't pedophiles? Okay.

Go to 11:00

Morty comes up to woman at the bar after his High School crush thought he was being a weirdo.

Morty sees woman at the bar.

Morty: Ok here we go the evening continues

He approaches the woman and says "Ma'am Im afraid I got some bad news for you your money is no good here. Ill get the next round sir! (to bartender)

Woman: Aren't you a child?

Morty: Only in the ways that matter! I'm Morty

Woman:sigh Stacey

Morty:Ive been watching you drink Stacey. I get the feeling you have a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you? Part time full time be good at it bad at it! I want to be promoted, fired, corner office, hostile work place accident. I'm on my knees Stacey, prayin! worshiping whatever you want!

Stacey: Ok fuck it

Next scene they get into a taxi and are shown making out. A 14 year old with an adult.

So standard plot goes on they ended up not having sex due to her getting stuck in a machine an evil Rick made. Before this at 12:40 Rick and Morty begin to have a struggle and she says "Is it wrong I think this is kind of hot?"

Skip to 20:50. Morty through that same machine has become confident enough to somehow land a Wall Street job and is dating another adult women. More plot occurs when his high school crush and rick come to save him from the Space spas machine effects.. He decides to tell the women Jacqueline what happened.

Morty:Jacqueline I'm not who I said I was

Jacqueline:You weren't a 14 year old boy from the Midwest who ran away from his family and capitalized on his lack of conscious by becoming a stock broker?

Morty: Oh. I guess I was up front about that

Jacqueline:You were up front about anything. You were my soulmate...

What the fuck. I was one of Rick and Morty's biggest fans am I the only one not seeing the blatant pedophile overtones? When I made a thread on Rick and Morty before people said Dan Harmon believed Pizzagate and was on our side. https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2076692
Then I see stuff like this the past cartoon short he made Unbelievable Tales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpegYouTube

In it a man shits in a naked childs mouth at 1:35.

In the same clip Mr.Jelleybean comes home at 2:33 and has two kids tied up in the house. He tells the crying tied up kids "I want to let you go! I really really do! The time has come for me to dispose of you. I've had my sexual fill and I can't let allow your presence to distract me from my job as headwriter and host of the television show Unbelievable Tales! God forgive me!" He is then shown murdering the children by cutting off their faces and wearing the flesh on his face.

At 3:36 A boy sees a man playing with a yoyo and approaches him saying "wow thats walk the dog!" The man says "You got it! You rugrats sure love these yoyo tricks! You want to see a new trick I made myself? I promise I wont stick my dick in you" The boy says "ok mister" The man then stabs the boy and rapes him through the hole in his chest. The whole time creepy offbeat children's music is playing.

This is all the other Mr.Jellybean clips in one of the Rick and Morty episodes. He's the King who rapes many of the villages children and tries to rape Morty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdTUnCShXPcYouTube

In "Doc and Mharti" the original short inspiration for Rick and Morty Rick makes Morty lick Ricks balls to fix the car machine at 0:43, and 1:57 and at 3:28 telling Morty to go down on and jerk him off in order to save his life. The whole video is about Morty going down on Rick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfsg_eor5TM&t=2sYouTube

As someone who once loved the show fuck Rick and Morty and fuck Dan Harmon. People were saying he was on our side and believed in Pizzagate yet his show and past shorts are filled with child rape and murder and pedophilia. He also seems to have some sort of fetish for eating shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RunZxGfJw9IYouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeqX3TrP1W0YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8hZhVIBmPUYouTube (3:31)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpejckQgpegYouTube (1:35)

He talks about Pizzagate on one of his recent broadcasts. Go to 24:35. Then he sings a song he created called pedophilia after saying you sound like a pedophile for exposing Pizzagate at 25:30 http://www.harmontown.com/2017/06/episode-249-harmontown-from-id10t-fest/

https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2091482
He seems to be confused between Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland.
 
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