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"My name is Riddlemetits, and you're going to see Riddler tits."
Riddlemetits, who kindly doxed themselves as Jacob Crafts / Jacob Lawrence (and has cycled through several names), is an autistic Irish artcow behind a boring SJW webcomic "floatyspacecat." Although it's fairly well known online in some circles, it's clearly not what we're here for.
Instead, you'll come to bear witness:
Horrifying Riddler x Batman mpreg FTM fetish art, trans surgery regret, poor efforts at drag from confused fat women, poor efforts at munching from confused fat women, and a classic autistic protagonist, the likes of which we don't often see these days. Grab yourself an unconventional mobility aid, pick youself a OTP that makes no fucking sense at all and let's begin.
Special shoutout to @katefarmsshill for knowledge of the Batmenz.
I first stumbled across Riddlemetits when hunting for Munchies on Instagram and discovered this profile for a brand new drag "king" act. Not sure how being a drag King works when you're a true and honest man but let's skim over that and appreciate the manly fishnet tights and makeup here. If nobody had told you this was supposed to be a male impersonator would you have guessed?
And here's the dudebroking in question. A few years into T "therapy" and really feeling the many benefits, adult acne, enlarged nasal cartilage, pube beard, all the things that maketh a man.
Their deadname is Jess and up till 2018 they identified as a woman. Their first cartoon was Tigerjess.
And they were a standard issue gastroparesis/MCAS spoonie.
Which is interesting because present day true and honest man Jacob has retrofitted his true and honest past and claims to have trooned at aged 16.
The troonout seems to happen quite suddenly during the pandemic in 2020, perhaps on finding a new online friend group they really want to fit in with.
It may be significant that in September 2018 Jess accidentally visits a drag bar and decides she wants in on the Queer scene.
This is one of the last comics tigerjess ever posts. She's caught the LGBT bug and starts over with a new, pandering, lazy stereotyping toon and a new Kweer identity.
Nowadays Jacob is fairly well known in tumblrite circles as floatyspacecat which is a lame virtue signaling webtoon. Its so boring. I'll add a couple of screenshots but won't clog up the OP because it's shit. Go and Google it if you need more.
The one thing of note about the toon is the subject matter, which is set in a universe of sentient plushies and is entirely centered on the manly topic of mummies and daddies and their cute little babies and kids and their heartwarming parenting tales. This will be relevant later.
They definitely are an absolute autist but also the kind that does this "I go nonverbal sometimes" crap which is not how that works.
RIGHT. NOW.
Now we get to Ed. THIS is Ed.
To help you understand Ed and why Ed is dressed like this, we will have to go on a little journey:
Ed is Riddlemetits's self insert OC, which is based off "Ed Nygma" or the Riddler played by Paul Dano from 2022's The Batman. Except in this version, Ed is a Ftm trans person and in a relationship with Bruce Wayne, who is also Ftm trans but sometimes has a working dick and can impregnate Ed.
Oh and Bruce Wayne is Jewish for some reason.
That was the SFW content, if you can believe it. Turn back now if you value your eyeballs.
As well as Bruce and Ed, there are other Batman related ships such as Nygmobblepot (Ed with the Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot), but having *trans* thrown in and none of it remotely makes any sense. You'll notice that despite being a true and honest pair of gay men Bruce and Ed's relationship looks incredibly.... heterosexual at times.
In 2021 riddlemetits commits to the bit and yeets the teets. Paid for in the traditional fashion of course.
Riddle is noticably needled by the presence of an actual gay twink working at the clinic and has to make two whole cartoon strips to get over the jealousy.
In the run up to surgery to show that this is a community grift and not just a gimme they promote other trans surgery fundraisers including this one for a child!
But after getting what they want it's back to begging for Gibs for toys and nobody else's fundraiser ever gets shared again.
Its after this that their artwork and particularly the depiction of Edward takes on a melancholy quality. As if something had been lost. As if the subconscious was trying to express something.....
What could it be...
So why did this person Troon out? They're obviously heterosexual right? They long to be a pretty girl and wear dresses and have babies. They miss their tatas. What has possessed them to go this far down this route?
Well it would seem they are neuticles deep in the Kweer community.
But in a long term heterosexual relationship.
Who they refer to as their wife and somehow this is gay.
Or their GF in this comic, but surely that would make them a straight couple even if theyre both trans?
So the only way to keep the community as a straight person was to be trans. They had some body issues around pregnancy and rather than deal with them, they've done this to themselves and now obsessively produce art about pregnancy and breasts and mummies and daddies and babies.
Sad. Many such cases.
As mentioned at the start, like all good cows who choose to sicken themselves with unnecessary hormone treatments, Riddlemetits is of course a munchie, beginning their online life as a chronic illness account. They claim the usual hEDS uwu can't eat but can dance around on stage and do the shit they want when they want to do it and mysteriously chubby subtype (more on this later).
This is erythema ab igne, self induced hot water bottle or heating pad burns. Often seen in the munch thread.
Due to their severe and very real mobility issues riddlemetits uses a scooter to get around.
One day the scooter breaks necessitating a new one to be e begged for.
Wait what kind of mobility scooter costs €75?
Wow muh Ehlers Danlos doesn't that cause your pushing leg to subluxate? Lol.
Which feels like the perfect time to introduce Jacob's bestie and presumably the person who convinced them that becoming a drag King was the way to go with this....Viktor Complex AKA Shar Nolan / ChronicallyShar.
A student at the University of Galway and another manly dudebroking with the same wig supplier as Exulansic.
She's supposed to be in drag as this dude. Who does not have a pink beard and moustache or rainbow makeup but details, details.
Another Very Seriously Disabled Person who very much needs their very important mobility aids such as....
Pushing an entire fucking bicycle everywhere with a load of bags on it.
A walker with fairy lights
And this cane which is definitely NOT A PROP
And comes in handy for whole nights on the dance floor without a break (don't get me started on how non functional these resin cosplay canes are for actual mobility).
Despite all this effort dragging a mobility aid everywhere to fit the benefit criteria the Irish government still wouldn't believe that this woman was disabled. Unbelievable!
Can't work in the meantime, not because too sick but because if the benefits agency sees that I've been working they'll say I'm not too sick to work. Funny how that works ey?
E begging intensifies.
So somehow this woman convinces Jacob to join her in the world of Drag Kings which seems to consist of fat women in cosplay outfits that bear no resemblance to men at all apart from drawing on a moustache, dancing about with little choreography or skill. The gorls sometimes share the bill with proper drag queens who are visibly thrilled at how good they look in comparison.
Home made hoof shoes and a cane...make it make sense.
Drag is when I draw a moustache on my cosplay.
I assure you madam, nobody is confused by your drawn on moustache.
And onto riddlemetits own performances. She brings her cuddly toy Batman onto stage, ties him to a chair and does a bizarre autistic half naked mime act around him. In her own words she thinks this makes her a "gay stripper".
Charming.
She's just launched this career and I've only got a few clips and stills so far. There may be a lot more content to come:
The 3rd bestie in the drag king party is Phetish Draggin' AKA Billí Bhreathnach. Another true and honest Man who does true and honest male things like this, performing under the name Avatar Whorra. The dirt all over her face in the pole dancing pics is drag makeup and is supposed to make you read her as male FYI.
I'm pretty confident there's plenty more milk to be had from these three.
Current activity mostly consists of the usual hobbies of alternate grifting and consooming.
1 day ago: pls buy me an ipad Pro it an emergency
22 hours ago on the other account drawing on new tablet I just bought.
Consooming of any product related to the Riddler and possums confirms the autism diagnosis.
And adopting child like and tardlike affectations for attention in public despite taking part in adult cabaret events and clearly not being that much of a tard really.
I look forward to plenty more enjoyable content from this irish micro ratking.
And let's end on an Oof...
Tries to consoom riddlebikini
Bikini less cute on genderblob than gorl.
Riddlebikini is not seen again. Choices were made. Choices must be lived with.
Accounts:
archive.md
www.tumblr.com
Riddlemetits, who kindly doxed themselves as Jacob Crafts / Jacob Lawrence (and has cycled through several names), is an autistic Irish artcow behind a boring SJW webcomic "floatyspacecat." Although it's fairly well known online in some circles, it's clearly not what we're here for.
Instead, you'll come to bear witness:
Horrifying Riddler x Batman mpreg FTM fetish art, trans surgery regret, poor efforts at drag from confused fat women, poor efforts at munching from confused fat women, and a classic autistic protagonist, the likes of which we don't often see these days. Grab yourself an unconventional mobility aid, pick youself a OTP that makes no fucking sense at all and let's begin.
Special shoutout to @katefarmsshill for knowledge of the Batmenz.
I first stumbled across Riddlemetits when hunting for Munchies on Instagram and discovered this profile for a brand new drag "king" act. Not sure how being a drag King works when you're a true and honest man but let's skim over that and appreciate the manly fishnet tights and makeup here. If nobody had told you this was supposed to be a male impersonator would you have guessed?
And here's the dudebroking in question. A few years into T "therapy" and really feeling the many benefits, adult acne, enlarged nasal cartilage, pube beard, all the things that maketh a man.
Their deadname is Jess and up till 2018 they identified as a woman. Their first cartoon was Tigerjess.
And they were a standard issue gastroparesis/MCAS spoonie.
Which is interesting because present day true and honest man Jacob has retrofitted his true and honest past and claims to have trooned at aged 16.
The troonout seems to happen quite suddenly during the pandemic in 2020, perhaps on finding a new online friend group they really want to fit in with.
It may be significant that in September 2018 Jess accidentally visits a drag bar and decides she wants in on the Queer scene.
This is one of the last comics tigerjess ever posts. She's caught the LGBT bug and starts over with a new, pandering, lazy stereotyping toon and a new Kweer identity.
Nowadays Jacob is fairly well known in tumblrite circles as floatyspacecat which is a lame virtue signaling webtoon. Its so boring. I'll add a couple of screenshots but won't clog up the OP because it's shit. Go and Google it if you need more.
The one thing of note about the toon is the subject matter, which is set in a universe of sentient plushies and is entirely centered on the manly topic of mummies and daddies and their cute little babies and kids and their heartwarming parenting tales. This will be relevant later.
They definitely are an absolute autist but also the kind that does this "I go nonverbal sometimes" crap which is not how that works.
RIGHT. NOW.
Now we get to Ed. THIS is Ed.
To help you understand Ed and why Ed is dressed like this, we will have to go on a little journey:
Ed is Riddlemetits's self insert OC, which is based off "Ed Nygma" or the Riddler played by Paul Dano from 2022's The Batman. Except in this version, Ed is a Ftm trans person and in a relationship with Bruce Wayne, who is also Ftm trans but sometimes has a working dick and can impregnate Ed.
Oh and Bruce Wayne is Jewish for some reason.
That was the SFW content, if you can believe it. Turn back now if you value your eyeballs.
As well as Bruce and Ed, there are other Batman related ships such as Nygmobblepot (Ed with the Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot), but having *trans* thrown in and none of it remotely makes any sense. You'll notice that despite being a true and honest pair of gay men Bruce and Ed's relationship looks incredibly.... heterosexual at times.
In 2021 riddlemetits commits to the bit and yeets the teets. Paid for in the traditional fashion of course.
Riddle is noticably needled by the presence of an actual gay twink working at the clinic and has to make two whole cartoon strips to get over the jealousy.
In the run up to surgery to show that this is a community grift and not just a gimme they promote other trans surgery fundraisers including this one for a child!
But after getting what they want it's back to begging for Gibs for toys and nobody else's fundraiser ever gets shared again.
Its after this that their artwork and particularly the depiction of Edward takes on a melancholy quality. As if something had been lost. As if the subconscious was trying to express something.....
What could it be...
So why did this person Troon out? They're obviously heterosexual right? They long to be a pretty girl and wear dresses and have babies. They miss their tatas. What has possessed them to go this far down this route?
Well it would seem they are neuticles deep in the Kweer community.
But in a long term heterosexual relationship.
Who they refer to as their wife and somehow this is gay.
Or their GF in this comic, but surely that would make them a straight couple even if theyre both trans?
So the only way to keep the community as a straight person was to be trans. They had some body issues around pregnancy and rather than deal with them, they've done this to themselves and now obsessively produce art about pregnancy and breasts and mummies and daddies and babies.
Sad. Many such cases.
As mentioned at the start, like all good cows who choose to sicken themselves with unnecessary hormone treatments, Riddlemetits is of course a munchie, beginning their online life as a chronic illness account. They claim the usual hEDS uwu can't eat but can dance around on stage and do the shit they want when they want to do it and mysteriously chubby subtype (more on this later).
This is erythema ab igne, self induced hot water bottle or heating pad burns. Often seen in the munch thread.
Due to their severe and very real mobility issues riddlemetits uses a scooter to get around.
One day the scooter breaks necessitating a new one to be e begged for.
Wait what kind of mobility scooter costs €75?
Wow muh Ehlers Danlos doesn't that cause your pushing leg to subluxate? Lol.
Which feels like the perfect time to introduce Jacob's bestie and presumably the person who convinced them that becoming a drag King was the way to go with this....Viktor Complex AKA Shar Nolan / ChronicallyShar.
A student at the University of Galway and another manly dudebroking with the same wig supplier as Exulansic.
She's supposed to be in drag as this dude. Who does not have a pink beard and moustache or rainbow makeup but details, details.
Another Very Seriously Disabled Person who very much needs their very important mobility aids such as....
Pushing an entire fucking bicycle everywhere with a load of bags on it.
A walker with fairy lights
And this cane which is definitely NOT A PROP
And comes in handy for whole nights on the dance floor without a break (don't get me started on how non functional these resin cosplay canes are for actual mobility).
Despite all this effort dragging a mobility aid everywhere to fit the benefit criteria the Irish government still wouldn't believe that this woman was disabled. Unbelievable!
Can't work in the meantime, not because too sick but because if the benefits agency sees that I've been working they'll say I'm not too sick to work. Funny how that works ey?
E begging intensifies.
So somehow this woman convinces Jacob to join her in the world of Drag Kings which seems to consist of fat women in cosplay outfits that bear no resemblance to men at all apart from drawing on a moustache, dancing about with little choreography or skill. The gorls sometimes share the bill with proper drag queens who are visibly thrilled at how good they look in comparison.
Home made hoof shoes and a cane...make it make sense.
Drag is when I draw a moustache on my cosplay.
I assure you madam, nobody is confused by your drawn on moustache.
And onto riddlemetits own performances. She brings her cuddly toy Batman onto stage, ties him to a chair and does a bizarre autistic half naked mime act around him. In her own words she thinks this makes her a "gay stripper".
Charming.
She's just launched this career and I've only got a few clips and stills so far. There may be a lot more content to come:
The 3rd bestie in the drag king party is Phetish Draggin' AKA Billí Bhreathnach. Another true and honest Man who does true and honest male things like this, performing under the name Avatar Whorra. The dirt all over her face in the pole dancing pics is drag makeup and is supposed to make you read her as male FYI.
I'm pretty confident there's plenty more milk to be had from these three.
Current activity mostly consists of the usual hobbies of alternate grifting and consooming.
1 day ago: pls buy me an ipad Pro it an emergency
22 hours ago on the other account drawing on new tablet I just bought.
Consooming of any product related to the Riddler and possums confirms the autism diagnosis.
And adopting child like and tardlike affectations for attention in public despite taking part in adult cabaret events and clearly not being that much of a tard really.
I look forward to plenty more enjoyable content from this irish micro ratking.
And let's end on an Oof...
Tries to consoom riddlebikini
Bikini less cute on genderblob than gorl.
Riddlebikini is not seen again. Choices were made. Choices must be lived with.
Accounts:
Riddle Me Tits (@riddlemetitsbatman) • Instagram photos and videos
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archive.md
Ed Is Trans And Bi
@KerkylasAllman on Twitter where I’m allowed post ass. https://mobile.twitter.com/KerkylasAllman
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