Riddlemetitsbatman / Jacob Crafts / Jacob Lawrence / Jess Lawrence / Tigerjess / Jacob Shawcross / kerkylas allman / Viktor Complex / Phetish Draggin - Trans Riddler Batman Mpreg fetish art and hilariously bad Irish Drag King Munchie Trio

[lolcow yoghurt]

More art. Bruce Wayne seems to have down syndrome now.

The first drawing is awful. I don't understand the legs, the left leg is a chicken leg. No knee at all. Just another proof that trannies can't draw shit.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Riddle does a poll.
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Disagree

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Coomers will demand an endless supply and most people who think someone draws too much porn just unfollow. She's always going to get asspats.

More art. Bruce Wayne seems to have down syndrome now.

THAT'S IT, her Riddlers always look like they have down syndrome, now it has passed down to Bruce Wayne.

And some manly online shopping.
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Many trans yaoi men are just theatrical cosplay women gone too far. For some reason unbeknownst to my tiny little brain, they see themselves as not like other gorls , but then dress up super fem once they finally embrace the yaoi fan to trans pipeline. I'm guessing it's a combination of not liking the same fashion categories of "normal" women, preferably alternate fashion and cute pieces from speciality and asian shops, so they don't see themselves as part of "women", and seeing men as safe sexual beings instead of women being safe expressing any fem ever. It's empowering for men to express femininity and it turns them on, but doing it as a woman would mean they're just like other gorls or something. Whatever.

The first drawing is awful. I don't understand the legs, the left leg is a chicken leg. No knee at all. Just another proof that trannies can't draw shit.

JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE RIGHT

SHE MADE THAT HAMROAST FUCKING CONCAVE LOOK AT THAT FUCKING INDENT.

 

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Some more lovely art today including a horrific attempt to draw some transbians.

Spoiler: Nope

Riddle got the planter back and put a note on it because the neighbours had another go at pinching it presumably to troll the wierdo.


And the reason there hasn't been much milk to post. Riddle seems to be struggling to get work as a gay stripper for some unfathomable reason.

I want that video for my OP goddammit. Post ittttttt.

 

[Haint]

A potato pooner, so it is. Great catch, this is horrifying and sad. Ireland has interesting cows, so it does.

 

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A potato pooner, so it is. Great catch, this is horrifying and sad. Ireland has interesting cows, so it does.

Lol. She's being frustratingly boring at the moment so she is. Waiting for some more performances but unbelievably the bookers don't seem to be biting.
In the meantime Riddle gets a toy duck and shows us her normal lockdown project.






And some art

Spoiler: Islamic as always

Oh and I worked out from some tagged posts that viktor aka Sharon is poppy de scraces girlfriend or part of a throuple more accurately so that explains her inclusion on the bill with actual talented performers and why poppy is trying to make viktor and Riddle happen.


And got these shots from the thrilled audience at viktors show.

 

[Law]

> calls self "riddle me tits"
> gets tits amputated

 

[easy]

b-brian..!!

 

[Law]

I used to think that FTMs would overcompensate and try to act like their fantasy of big, tough, macho guys. I thought their pathology was driven by being told that girls were weak and vulnerable and men were practically invincible. Their internalized fear of frailty motivated them. I could see a person like this latching on to aspects of Bruce Wayne.
But in this case, it's not like she's transitioning into a "man" - it's like she's transitioning into an infant. She draws cartoons of herself that unironically look like the pooner meme. She's a tiny blob with huge, watery eyes - practically fetal. She describes herself as having a "shitty lil bod".
It seems like her FTM identity isn't driven by a fear of vulnerability, but instead by a desire to be perceived as weak and helpless and cute, to get others to care for her (via donos).

 

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I used to think that FTMs would overcompensate and try to act like their fantasy of big, tough, macho guys. I thought their pathology was driven by being told that girls were weak and vulnerable and men were practically invincible. Their internalized fear of frailty motivated them. I could see a person like this latching on to aspects of Bruce Wayne.
But in this case, it's not like she's transitioning into a "man" - it's like she's transitioning into an infant. She draws cartoons of herself that unironically look like the pooner meme. She's a tiny blob with huge, watery eyes - practically fetal. She describes herself as having a "shitty lil bod".
It seems like her FTM identity isn't driven by a fear of vulnerability, but instead by a desire to be perceived as weak and helpless and cute, to get others to care for her (via donos).

I think it's from this logic that men don't have to act masculine so neither do trans men and so then you've got girls like Riddle who couldn't perform femininity with confidence because they're awkward unattractive and the other kids were probably cruel and rejecting of their attempts, but secretly they really wanted to. Wearing the armour of a transman she can act cutesy and wear dresses and fawn over boys and nobody can laugh behind their hand and say who does she think she is look at the state of her. She's called their bluff, you can't say she looks like a man in that dress or she's built like an ironing board because I DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I MEANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS SO FUCK YOU KELLY-ANNE!

 

[TV's Adam West]

Hey OP, can I help? I'd Ike to rewrite this into something a bit more readable, help it get out of proving grounds sooner.

 

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Hey OP, can I help? I'd Ike to rewrite this into something a bit more readable, help it get out of proving grounds

I'm up for help but it's sorta sitting in PG for 2 reasons and I've not asked for it to leave or done any edits for a bit for the following reasons.

1) She hasn't done any more performances and the OP needs a full video of the act

2) she's extremely fragile and almost certain to kill the Riddlemetits act and account when she realises she's on KF.

I'm a bit paranoid because I've had a really high kill rate on cows lately several Munchies DFEd and one learned her lesson completely and stopped lying on the internet.

So I'm waiting for that video to drop without which I don't think the OP is complete.

Not sure how re writing it works with editing access to the OP but happy to have input its got bloated now. It could definitely do with breaking down into some subheadings etc because I've written it as a longform narrative like I would do a munchie.

As explained earlier it's kinda tricky doing this one as a mobilefag with kids in the house!

ETA
Regret and the realisation nobody wants to see your naked mutilated torso.


And you can have your very own original piece for a very reasonable price

Spoiler: flaccid phalloplasty sex $35

ETA

HAPPY ST PADDYS JUMPSCARE

 

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Riddle has a gig! Maybe this thread is back on!

 

[Retink Retunk]

Wait is the a FtM that had its tits chopped off only to grow new tits because it got so fat?

 

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Wait is the a FtM that had its tits chopped off only to grow new tits because it got so fat?

Nope, different pooner. This is one trying to be a gay stripper who annoyingly stopped making with the funnies as soon as I made a thread on her. She seems to have re started last night though so I'm eagerly awaiting the footage and then maybe this can come out of PG.

@TV's Adam West she's out there and performing now. I reckon she isn't gonna take it back at this point and she's just done quite an interesting dump of content. I have Munchies I'd rather be doing writeups on. You still want to re do the OP? I'm happy for you to take it off my hands and I think it should come out of PG now she's established the act. I'll post the content later.

 

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It's hard to believe but she wasn't even unattractive gorl why?


I don't know what she means by "Dublins worst idiopathic orthopedic case" and she's certainly implying that this is her Xray and surgery but I'm highly skeptical.


And surprising nobody the trans euphoria is so immense that Riddle needs a raft of psych meds to cope with it.

 

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Horrible sex art dump

Spoiler

And more about the x Ray. I do believe it's hers but looking at the jaw and what we can see of the skull it's from childhood. Reminds me of slaylee who also had childhood scoliosis corrected and now has the combo platter ++