Rika thread

Who would be a more convincing and attractive woman?

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Like if a trans person who looked like the 2nd picture, and wasn't fucking insane, asked me out for a date, I would probably say sure.
 
Rika would look great if he pulled a Chris Crocker.

Remember him? That "Leave Britney Alone" guy? Take a look at him today.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Rika would look great if he pulled a Chris Crocker.

Remember him? That "Leave Britney Alone" guy? Take a look at him today.

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TrippinKahlua said:
Rika would look great if he pulled a Chris Crocker.

Remember him? That "Leave Britney Alone" guy? Take a look at him today.

*googles Chris Crocker*

:shock:
 
scorptatious said:
TrippinKahlua said:
Rika would look great if he pulled a Chris Crocker.

Remember him? That "Leave Britney Alone" guy? Take a look at him today.

*googles Chris Crocker*

:shock:
Damn, he's hot now.
 
Turns out Robb has become active within recent weeks, but it's clear CWCki Forums don't care.

I've always enjoyed his story, so for anyone interested, I guess you know where to go. :tomgirl:
 
Eh, only glanced through the drama, but didn't really read into detail due to me being lazy.

Something to do with him getting angry over a comic and mocked by /co/ or something.
 
Whomp and other webcomics were falsely classified as malware attack sites by google due to some glitch, Rob took credit for it and threatened they'd never come back unless /co/ somehow revived the webcomic Shredded Moose. He did this by making several threads on /co/. Then everyone made fun of him as usual and I think you all can guess the rest.
 
So from what I know of Rika, I have one question. When Rika goes 'channin, how does he end up 'showing' himself? Does he always post under a name or are there other kinds of tics?
 
Woody Chan said:
So from what I know of Rika, I have one question. When Rika goes 'channin, how does he end up 'showing' himself? Does he always post under a name or are there other kinds of tics?

Besides his silly mannerisms, such as insane/impossible demands, insulting everyone, poor grammar/all caps, or using images/names from his obsession of the month, usually /cow/ ends up spotting him (eg the first page of this thread) and then he just keeps on chasing the same goal after that, in which you can always tell when he's posting after he's been outed as rob, even on anonymous boards.
But, nah, he doesn't usually use a name.
 
Only taking a part from a certain chat log. Rika responds to A-Log's erotic fanfiction:

Feb 11 21:10:01 <sockmister> and i'm gonna kill a-log
Feb 11 21:10:19 <DavidKoresh> how?
Feb 11 21:10:19 <sockmister> i'm sending that turkey fapfick to peta
Feb 11 21:10:25 <DavidKoresh> ahhh
Feb 11 21:10:26 <superthermite> this just got autistic as hell
Feb 11 21:10:40 <sockmister> i'm kidding you autistic
Feb 11 21:10:43 <hd4770> PETA would probably think it's hot
Feb 11 21:10:48 <sockmister> but really its disgusting
Feb 11 21:11:16 <sockmister> its like the introman rape fic i wrote back in the saltier days
Feb 11 21:12:10 <sockmister> does tammy the turkey have a picture
Feb 11 21:12:22 <Beekeeper> >introman rape fic
Feb 11 21:12:25 <hd4770> I certainly hope not
Feb 11 21:12:32 <sockmister> i certainly hope so
Feb 11 21:12:41 <MoleMan9000> Does Introman gobble in the rape fic?
Feb 11 21:12:41 <Beekeeper> I don't mean to sound intrusive, but, can I have that rape fic?
Feb 11 21:12:42 <sockmister> it's a turkey with anime eyes and breasts
Feb 11 21:12:53 <sockmister> if you help me get SM rights
 
extreme_misfortune said:
Woody Chan said:
So from what I know of Rika, I have one question. When Rika goes 'channin, how does he end up 'showing' himself? Does he always post under a name or are there other kinds of tics?

Besides his silly mannerisms, such as insane/impossible demands, insulting everyone, poor grammar/all caps, or using images/names from his obsession of the month, usually /cow/ ends up spotting him (eg the first page of this thread) and then he just keeps on chasing the same goal after that, in which you can always tell when he's posting after he's been outed as rob, even on anonymous boards.
But, nah, he doesn't usually use a name.


To be fair he begged us for this thread.
 
How accurate is the ED article on Rika? Are there any other sources?

He seems far more malignant and less funny than Chris-chan. Scarier too
 
(S)he seems legitimately mentally ill, which almost certainly isn't being helped by the drug abuse. Is this really a lolcow, or the equivalent of a screaming homeless lunatic living on the street?
 
Cwckifan said:
(S)he seems legitimately mentally ill, which almost certainly isn't being helped by the drug abuse. Is this really a lolcow, or the equivalent of a screaming homeless lunatic living on the street?

The two aren't mutually exclusive. Comparing Chris with Rika and ADF, it seems the biggest variable between the three of them is motivation. They're all fucked in the head.
 
Even Chris can learn and change his behavior, given enough time and positive\negative reinforcement. These two have been at their game for years, and perhaps even over a decade. Really, either they're putting on a show, or they're actually DSM-V-certified crazy
 
Fucking Christ Rika has become a mess. I did say I enjoy his story (and I do) but he's becoming too angry.

He doesn't even recall how all this started, does he? He was chimping out because 789chan learned his full real name. Of course, this was because he wanted them to troll Jordan because they tried to troll Ahuviya when CWC dried up.

Yeah, I told you, I know the whole story. I know Mikhail and everything. :tomgirl:
 
Hate to say it mates, but I don't find Rika funny in the slightest.

I don't think he can be compared to Chris Chan, and quite Frankly think he is way way worse and sadder.

I mean look at him/her. S/he is basically a crack whore who delights in giving herpes to his clients, and I believe has his mother drive him to orgies. Even Chris would never literally whore himself out...

My bigger question though, is who the bloody fucking hell are Rika's parents? There isnt much on them in the RIkapedia or on ED.

I get the sense that they are Philadelphia upper middle class people who just sort of gave up on their troubled son. And son he is and remains despite the gender confusion. If you still have stones and can't produce eggs or have children ( aside from menopause or other medical issues) I believe a man you stay (sorry if controversial opinion.)

At least Borb has the excuse of being ignorant, poor hillbilly trash and I doubt Rika of Philadelphia's parents have the same excuse.

I quite frankly am amazed he hasn't gotten AIDS, overdosed, or been sentenced to prison as a sex offender. I cannot believe, and I sincerely hope he did not coerce the adolescent users on his website to have cyber sex with him. (shudder shudder!!!)
 
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