RIP Asperchu

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Secret hidden cocks time. Barb's teeth are messed up because Chris punched her in the face a few weeks ago.
 
i bought a version of the classic shirt (the red, white and blue striped one) off ebay a couple years ago and was thinking about sending it to Chris since he lost his in the fire. but the only problem is that it's 3XL and he'd probably think I'm calling him fat by sending it to him *sigh*
 
lynx said:
i bought a version of the classic shirt (the red, white and blue striped one) off ebay a couple years ago and was thinking about sending it to Chris since he lost his in the fire. but the only problem is that it's 3XL and he'd probably think I'm calling him fat by sending it to him *sigh*
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Thank you for the shirt; but it is Three sizes too Small. |:(
 
Enceladeans said:
Chris set Asperchu on fire.

They're even now.
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Except Alec didn't set a Sonichu medallion on fire(that I recall anyway). That was Ickersis99 who did that...but also chopped it into pieces, shoved it in a jar of pickles, then urinated on it to put out the flames after he set it in fire...anyone remember that?
 
Anonimo said:
Except Alec didn't set a Sonichu medallion on fire(that I recall anyway). That was Ickersis99 who did that...but also chopped it into pieces, shoved it in a jar of pickles, then urinated on it to put out the flames after he set it in fire...anyone remember that?
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I think they're referring to the fact that Chris was set on fire in the Asperchu comic.
 
I'm guessing he's refering to the little "Sonichu corner" seen here, since that's the Asperchu box on the wall:
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I don't know what that medallion is among the "mourned items" since Chris doesn't even mention it, but given Mk. III Medallion is on the couch this has to be post Mk. II's gruesome demise. Did anybody send Chris a fan-made idol of stupidity that isn't mentioned on the wiki?

lynx said:
i bought a version of the classic shirt (the red, white and blue striped one) off ebay a couple years ago and was thinking about sending it to Chris since he lost his in the fire. but the only problem is that it's 3XL and he'd probably think I'm calling him fat by sending it to him *sigh*
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Nah, he'd just ask you to send Legos next time, the fact he probably isn't able to fit the shirt (though Barb probably could) wouldn't even register as a fat insult, the fact somebody sent him free stuff would only make him want more.
 
lynx said:
i bought a version of the classic shirt (the red, white and blue striped one) off ebay a couple years ago and was thinking about sending it to Chris since he lost his in the fire. but the only problem is that it's 3XL and he'd probably think I'm calling him fat by sending it to him *sigh*
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Optimus Prime said:
Nah, he'd just ask you to send Legos next time, the fact he probably isn't able to fit the shirt (though Barb probably could) wouldn't even register as a fat insult, the fact somebody sent him free stuff would only make him want more.
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Pretty much this. He might say "thanks for the shirt" if you're lucky (or something to that extent) but he'd follow that up with "next time send me money so I can fix my mother's teeth and totally not buy unnecessary crap" or "next time send me something off my list like gift cards or Lego".
 
Chris needs to realize that no one gives a fuck about the 'feature framed pieces.'

I forget, did some fool actually buy one of those? Even if, no one ever will again and if he makes any money in the future it will be off autographs and commissions- and he'll need to reduce the price on those.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I'm guessing he's refering to the little "Sonichu corner" seen here, since that's the Asperchu box on the wall:
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I don't know what that medallion is among the "mourned items" since Chris doesn't even mention it, but given Mk. III Medallion is on the couch this has to be post Mk. II's gruesome demise. Did anybody send Chris a fan-made idol of stupidity that isn't mentioned on the wiki?


Nah, he'd just ask you to send Legos next time, the fact he probably isn't able to fit the shirt (though Barb probably could) wouldn't even register as a fat insult, the fact somebody sent him free stuff would only make him want more.
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My fucking lord, I didn't know Chris had that many DS games :surprised:
 
crimsonarenz said:
My fucking lord, I didn't know Chris had that many DS games :surprised:
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Going off of the abundance of pink packaging spines, along with what I've seen for sale as DS titles, just because he had a lot of them doesn't mean he knew what quality was.
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There were scores of these el cheapo cash grabs as "value" games, usually aimed at girl demographics or copies of Bejewled and other "quick round" games of the type. And as we know, Chris is a hoarder, so cheap games to grow his collection was all he cared about.
 
It's like Chris has a scale, he first says or does something that makes you feel bad for him, only to say or do something immediately after that negates those emotions and balances it back to "Eat shit Chris".
 
For once, Chris genuinely said something that sounded like he had noticed other people and was grateful for what they had done for him. I don't think he was just using it for his current scam of trying to make people pity him, but he definitely felt it was worthy enough of still repeating himself like a broken record that they need money, despite saying earlier that his mother impulsively bought furniture. He's running out of ways to think of gaining the money and it's possible he tried his hardest to sound sad about something aside from his 'lack' of Legos.
 
So he forgot Alec? I wonder if this is further proof that Chris memory is deteriorating. I mean he may remember Asperchu was a parody or homage to Sonichu, but nothing else about the drama and Asperchu stealing Sonichus fans. Or is just that Chris hoards and cherises all and every little trinket that is given to him?
 
Chris isn't necessarily saying he's keeping the asperchu medallion around for positive reasons. I'm reminded of him torturing the lego witch, bitch and bastard.
 
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