Culture Roald Dahl books given inclusive overhaul by 'sensitivity readers' - Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute.

Augustus Gloop is no longer fat, Mrs Twit is no longer fearfully ugly, and the Oompa-Loompas have gone gender-neutral in new editions of Roald Dahl’s beloved stories.

The publisher, Puffin, has made hundreds of changes to the original text, removing many of Dahl’s colourful descriptions and making his characters less grotesque.

The review of Dahl’s language was undertaken to ensure that the books “can continue to be enjoyed by all today”, Puffin said.

References to physical appearance have been heavily edited. The word “fat” has been removed from every book - Augustus Gloop in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory may still look like a ball of dough, but can now only be described as “enormous”.

In the same story, the Oompa-Loompas are no longer “tiny”, “titchy” or “no higher than my knee” but merely small. And where once they were “small men”, they are now “small people”.

Passages not written by Dahl have also been added. In The Witches, a paragraph explaining that witches are bald beneath their wigs ends with the new line: “There are plenty of other reasons why women might wear wigs and there is certainly nothing wrong with that.”

In previous editions of James and the Giant Peach, the Centipede sings: “Aunt Sponge was terrifically fat/And tremendously flabby at that,” and, “Aunt Spiker was thin as a wire/And dry as a bone, only drier.”

Both verses have been removed, and in their place are the underwhelming rhymes: “Aunt Sponge was a nasty old brute/And deserved to be squashed by the fruit,” and, “Aunt Spiker was much of the same/And deserves half of the blame.”

References to “female” characters have disappeared - Miss Trunchbull in Matilda, once a “most formidable female”, is now a “most formidable woman”.

“Boys and girls” has been turned into “children”. The Cloud-Men in James and the Giant Peach have become Cloud-People and Fantastic Mr Fox’s three sons have become daughters.

Matilda reads Jane Austen rather than Rudyard Kipling, and a witch posing as “a cashier in a supermarket” now works as “a top scientist”.

Mrs Twit’s “fearful ugliness” is reduced to “ugliness”, while Mrs Hoppy in Esio Trot is not an “attractive middle-aged lady” but a “kind middle-aged lady”.

One of Dahl’s most popular lines from The Twits is: “You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams.” It has been edited to take out the “double chin”.

An emphasis on mental health has led to the removal of “crazy” and “mad”, which Dahl used frequently in comic fashion. A mention in Esio Trot of tortoises being “backward” - the joke behind the book’s title - has been excised.

The words “black” and “white” have been removed: characters no longer turn “white with fear” and the Big Friendly Giant in The BFG cannot wear a black cloak.

The changes were made by the publisher, Puffin, and the Roald Dahl Story Company, now owned by Netflix, with sensitivity readers hired to scrutinise the text.

The review began in 2020, when the company was still run by the Dahl family. Netflix acquired the literary estate in 2021 for a reported £500 million.

Sensitivities over Dahl’s stories were heightened when a 2020 Hollywood version of The Witches led to a backlash over its depiction of the Grand Witch, played by Anne Hathaway, with fingers missing from each hand.

Warner Bros was forced to make an apology after Paralympians and charities said it was offensive to the limb difference community.

That same year, the Dahl family and the company apologised for the author’s past anti-Semitic statements.

Matthew Dennison, Dahl’s biographer, said that the author - who died in 1990 - chose his vocabulary with care. “I’m almost certain that he would have recognised that alterations to his novels prompted by the political climate were driven by adults rather than children," he said.

 
This is why you support physical media. How long is it going to be before we see some sort of push for "Okay, everybody! Turn in every print book written before 2015!" Like this is absurd.

Yeah, ironically the lack of a proper physical copy leads to piracy for said original version of the print.
 
Will the originals remain in print? Will the faggot versions be labeled as such?

Maybe it wouldn't be a bad time to start collecting books... turn an empty bedroom into a chud library or something
I looked at the art and literature section and have not seen a thread about censored books and where to get uncensored copies. I’m mobilefagging right now or else I’d create it.
 
Matilda reads Jane Austen rather than Rudyard Kipling
Probably the single most pernicious change in a wave of cartoonish evil. Not because the book is changed to Jane Austen but because it's such an obvious step towards writing Kipling out of all literary discussion in the present age. (Sadly he probably already is.)
 
eh I like to think roald dahl deep down didnt like children he had a mean streak
On the contrary, his mean streak was what allowed him to speak into the mind of a child so effortlessly. A child's world is usually very self-centered and lacking in emotional control. These are things one learns with age. Dahl was a self-centered arse who said what was on his mind, with little regard to the consequences. Combine that with a very vivid imagination and a knack for storytelling, and you have a man who understands how children process the world. That's not to say he was a "Man-child". That's something else entirely.

That said, he was kind of a shit Dad, so you are right to an extent.
 
I'm surprised they tackled this one at all. It's about a boy who mixes up all the unsecured substances he finds in a house and poisons his terrible grandmother, then everyone applauds.

Oh, that's an easy rewrite.

It's about a boy girl who mixes up all the unsecured substances he she finds in a house and poisons his terrible grandmother mails it out to hundreds of other boys around the country, so that they can become the girls they always knew they were all along, then everyone applauds.
 
I'm proud to live in the red white "every color" and blue.

Yeah, if you idiots don't know, white is every colour. Black is no colour. So whites are the real colored people, Blacks are plain as a dark closet, Whites are the whole pride flag. White is every color in the rainbow. Black is the absence of color. Blacks are actually incomplete. They have not been colored. Blacks are raw and whites have been colored by nature. Whites are are a rainbow of colors and blacks are just a void of hate.
 
Kind of a PL, but for many years now, I’ve been buying up old books. I like old books and I like physical media. Around the time they ‘fixed’ Huckleberry Finn, it struck me that there were lots of books out there that might stop existing in their intended form, and I started buying up books like that, too. Over time, movies joined the books, and then the posters for those movies, and then realist paintings, no modern pollocky paint splatters, and then scores or operas or whatever.

My house is turning into a museum of things you’re not supposed to love from a time that’s supposed to go away; that’s okay with me..
 
Kind of a PL, but for many years now, I’ve been buying up old books. I like old books and I like physical media. Around the time they ‘fixed’ Huckleberry Finn, it struck me that there were lots of books out there that might stop existing in their intended form, and I started buying up books like that, too. Over time, movies joined the books, and then the posters for those movies, and then realist paintings, no modern pollocky paint splatters, and then scores or operas or whatever.

My house is turning into a museum of things you’re not supposed to love from a time that’s supposed to go away; that’s okay with me..
Post your list, nigga.
 
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