Culture Roald Dahl books given inclusive overhaul by 'sensitivity readers' - Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute.

Augustus Gloop is no longer fat, Mrs Twit is no longer fearfully ugly, and the Oompa-Loompas have gone gender-neutral in new editions of Roald Dahl’s beloved stories.

The publisher, Puffin, has made hundreds of changes to the original text, removing many of Dahl’s colourful descriptions and making his characters less grotesque.

The review of Dahl’s language was undertaken to ensure that the books “can continue to be enjoyed by all today”, Puffin said.

References to physical appearance have been heavily edited. The word “fat” has been removed from every book - Augustus Gloop in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory may still look like a ball of dough, but can now only be described as “enormous”.

In the same story, the Oompa-Loompas are no longer “tiny”, “titchy” or “no higher than my knee” but merely small. And where once they were “small men”, they are now “small people”.

Passages not written by Dahl have also been added. In The Witches, a paragraph explaining that witches are bald beneath their wigs ends with the new line: “There are plenty of other reasons why women might wear wigs and there is certainly nothing wrong with that.”

In previous editions of James and the Giant Peach, the Centipede sings: “Aunt Sponge was terrifically fat/And tremendously flabby at that,” and, “Aunt Spiker was thin as a wire/And dry as a bone, only drier.”

Both verses have been removed, and in their place are the underwhelming rhymes: “Aunt Sponge was a nasty old brute/And deserved to be squashed by the fruit,” and, “Aunt Spiker was much of the same/And deserves half of the blame.”

References to “female” characters have disappeared - Miss Trunchbull in Matilda, once a “most formidable female”, is now a “most formidable woman”.

“Boys and girls” has been turned into “children”. The Cloud-Men in James and the Giant Peach have become Cloud-People and Fantastic Mr Fox’s three sons have become daughters.

Matilda reads Jane Austen rather than Rudyard Kipling, and a witch posing as “a cashier in a supermarket” now works as “a top scientist”.

Mrs Twit’s “fearful ugliness” is reduced to “ugliness”, while Mrs Hoppy in Esio Trot is not an “attractive middle-aged lady” but a “kind middle-aged lady”.

One of Dahl’s most popular lines from The Twits is: “You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams.” It has been edited to take out the “double chin”.

An emphasis on mental health has led to the removal of “crazy” and “mad”, which Dahl used frequently in comic fashion. A mention in Esio Trot of tortoises being “backward” - the joke behind the book’s title - has been excised.

The words “black” and “white” have been removed: characters no longer turn “white with fear” and the Big Friendly Giant in The BFG cannot wear a black cloak.

The changes were made by the publisher, Puffin, and the Roald Dahl Story Company, now owned by Netflix, with sensitivity readers hired to scrutinise the text.

The review began in 2020, when the company was still run by the Dahl family. Netflix acquired the literary estate in 2021 for a reported £500 million.

Sensitivities over Dahl’s stories were heightened when a 2020 Hollywood version of The Witches led to a backlash over its depiction of the Grand Witch, played by Anne Hathaway, with fingers missing from each hand.

Warner Bros was forced to make an apology after Paralympians and charities said it was offensive to the limb difference community.

That same year, the Dahl family and the company apologised for the author’s past anti-Semitic statements.

Matthew Dennison, Dahl’s biographer, said that the author - who died in 1990 - chose his vocabulary with care. “I’m almost certain that he would have recognised that alterations to his novels prompted by the political climate were driven by adults rather than children," he said.

 
Well, that's Puffin on the list of groups never seeing a penny from me again.

Maybe if we can hold out until the copyright expires and convince Null, Kiwi publishing could be dedicated to preserving children’s books in their original forms.

I will work on Melvin Burgess, author of Junk, Doing it, Bloodtide and other uncompromising books aimed at young teenagers to back the idea.

Also I think the kiwi logo we currently have would seamlessly replace the puffin or penguin logos.
 
Maybe if we can hold out until the copyright expires and convince Null, Kiwi publishing could be dedicated to preserving children’s books in their original forms.

I will work on Melvin Burgess, author of Junk, Doing it, Bloodtide and other uncompromising books aimed at young teenagers to back the idea.

Also I think the kiwi logo we currently have would seamlessly replace the puffin or penguin logos.
I'd honestly put money on JK setting something up for her own estate and it expanding going forwards. At this point she knows they'd love to completely purge her works before she is cold in the ground, preparing for that has to be on her list.
 
References to physical appearance have been heavily edited. The word “fat” has been removed from every book - Augustus Gloop in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory may still look like a ball of dough, but can now only be described as “enormous”.
So now he is just really tall? Hmm it's almost like we use certain descriptors for a reason.
 
So now he is just really tall? Hmm it's almost like we use certain descriptors for a reason.

Plus fat shaming is an acceptable prejudice.

Ghastly porkers scoffing far more than their fair share of food, not taking account for others, should be made to feel disgusting and hated.

If I remember the narrative, Willy Wanker was telling the fat shit not to stick his grubby mitts in the chocolate river for hygiene reasons.

So the message clearly is don’t be a fat thoughtless selfish cunt.

No wonder some of these dangerhairs find such an idea so offensive. It’s attacking them at their very core.
 
Veruca Salt is an icon. Dahl was a genuine piece of shit who beat the shit out of women but I'll be dammed if his books weren't entertaining. Genuinely good reads.
Open or closed hand?

Aw, I thought Blake's art was great for Dahl's gleefully hideous characters. I mean, he drew the Twits.

I held my nose and checked Wikipedia, and the reason for the original edit was surprisingly wholesome:

Race and editing​

Dahl's widow said that Charlie was originally written as "a little black boy." Dahl's biographer said the change to a white character was driven by Dahl's agent, who thought a black Charlie would not appeal to readers.[10][11]

In the first published edition, the Oompa-Loompas were described as African pygmies, and were drawn this way in the original printed edition.[10] After the announcement of a film adaptation sparked a statement from the NAACP, which expressed concern that the transportation of Oompa-Loompas to Wonka's factory resembled slavery, Dahl found himself sympathising with their concerns and published a revised edition.[10] In this edition, as well as the subsequent sequel, the Oompa-Loompas were drawn as being white and appearing similar to hippies, and the references to Africa were deleted.[10]

In 2023, publisher Puffin made changes to the original text of the book, such as making the Oompa-Loompas gender-neutral, and removing every occurrence of the word "fat."[12]
>Charlie was supposed to be black
>Grandpa was a mooch who made his daughter give them cigarette money while they were starving
>almost fucked Charlie out of the grand prize by stealing the ever lasting gobstopper for a pittance

God, Grandpa Joe is just a nigger no matter the race.
 
20 years ago: DUBYA IS HITLER! DUBYA IS HITLER! THE POST 9/11 ERA IS LITERALLY 1984! ORANGE ALERT! BIN LADEN IS EMANNUAL GOLDSTEIN AND FOX NEWS IS TWO MINUTES HATE, SHAME ON YOU MR BUSH!

These exact same people in 2023: The Ministry of Truth decrees that the works of the past must be rewritten to align to today's Party ideology, The Party is always right, double plus good!

First comes editing new copies, then comes banning and burning the originals, then comes banning and burning all books period, first 1984, then Fahrenheit 451.

You ever notice how 2020 was the year we truly started sliding into hell?



Has anybody in the West made any successful children's literature since J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter?

Maybe that's another reason for the rage against her…
Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events is good, but ended before Potter (despite starting after)

It's been one steep ass drop since the final Potter book though in the realm of children's and YA, first there was all the Twilight, Hunger Games drivel, now it's all BLM and CRT in YA and children's books, it's utterly fucking appalling what they're trying to fill our kids heads with.
 
Warner Bros was forced to make an apology after Paralympians and charities said it was offensive to the limb difference community.
Daily reminder that we live in a world where you cannot say it is better to have all your limbs than to have lost a bunch of them.
Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events is good, but ended before Potter (despite starting after)
Those books are really depressing for kids. I know they're supposed to be, but they kinda fucked with my head when I read them as a 12 year old.
 
Daily reminder that we live in a world where you cannot say it is better to have all your limbs than to have lost a bunch of them.
Limb difference doesn't necessarily imply limbs have been lost. It can include people with supernumerary limbs.
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Article from The Telegraph includes a big list of changes, many lines being outright removed:

The books effected, at least according to that list:

  • The Twits
  • The Witches
  • Matilda
  • George’s Marvellous Medicine
  • James and the Giant Peach
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
  • Fantastic Mr Fox
  • The BFG
  • The Enormous Crocodile
  • Esio Trot
For those who are panic-buying, keep in mind that the big 16-book set on Amazon does NOT include The Enormous Crocodile.
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OK but why? Explain in clear detail why having 3 daughters is more inclusive than 3 sons, without sounding like you hate men.

Can you think of a single fictional character who's had a son since 2015? They're ALL daughters, as far as I can tell.

I only noticed it while watching that Avengers movie with Thanos, where they pan across all the characters at the end and highlight their kids. All daughters. No sons. I thought, huh, that's weird, then got to thinking... who HAS had a son in popular culture lately? That one in God of War is literally the one I can think of, but I could name fifteen daughters off the top of my head.
 
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