Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

If you took out the name/picture and shared Bob's tweets with communist/socialist groups, I wonder how they would take it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Didn't you hear? Fact-checking is beneath an ubermensch like Robert Chipman, hero of the Superior Future. Research is for unevolved peons from the wasteland.

It's not that Superior Beings don't need to do research; it's just that Bob already knows everything. Obviously.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Didn't you hear? Fact-checking is beneath an ubermensch like Robert Chipman, hero of the Superior Future. Research is for unevolved peons from the wasteland.

For a "journalist", he sure is shit at using Google. I've seen high schoolers who do more research than Bob.

In fact, you reminded me of him trying way too hard a few months ago.

Too bad all that doesn't mean shit when you fuck up as often as Bob.

 

[cypocryphy]

I hope Disney keeps pumping out shitty Star Wars movies so Bob and others like him can keep doing mental gymnastics to defend them for our entertainment.

Preferably staring women and "POC" so they have to signal extra hard. Bob might actually not be afraid to rip "Solo" since it stars a white male.

 

[Mola Ram]

Too bad all that doesn't mean shit when you fuck up as often as Bob.

"Do not fall into the error of the artisan who boasts of twenty years experience in craft while in fact he has had only one year of experience–twenty times."

-- Some heathen Chinaman who had no idea how much MovieBob would live up to his aphorism.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob did not kno da whey. Spit on him, bruddahs. Spit on him for da kween and da Debbil.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He studied art in college. Just figured I'd bring that up.

"Mental stress". He really is Beantown's OPL.

See, that's what happens when your lunch is one of everything at the Boston Market.

Just like a Catholic. A really thirsty, autistic Catholic.

The review Bob doesn't want you to see:

 

[TheImportantFart]

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In case people have forgotten, the guy Bob is retweeting is the cunt who stuck a Twitter mob on TotalBiscuit while he was undergoing chemotherapy.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob Chipman: "I am a self-employed small businessman."

Reality:

 

[HY 140]

Bob Chipman: "I am a self-employed small businessman."

no bob, YouTube is not a Job.

Patreon isn't a job either

 

[Mola Ram]

no bob, YouTube is not a Job.

Patreon isn't a job either

Nor is quasi-fascist splenetic venting, but I guess we all knew that.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

well bob doesn't have time to google things between tweeting and eating his next zinger and the next one and the next one and the next one and the next.....

FTFY.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

>Growing up in my understanding of life
>Growing up

 

[Slowboat to China]

I am not going to reexamine bashing "Twilight." "Twilight" is atrocious. There are worse things out there, but it's still a massive literary turd, and it opened the way for "Fifty Shades of Grey." Bob, your thirst is showing.

 

[Emperor Julian]

So bashing twilight is out of vogue so they're all piling in to pretend they're sorry while bassically being the same fuck up as before doing the exact same shit.
I wouldnt ask these people to open a can of beans.

 

[Mola Ram]

I am not going to reexamine bashing "Twilight." "Twilight" is atrocious. There are worse things out there, but it's still a massive literary turd, and it opened the way for "Fifty Shades of Grey." Bob, your thirst is showing.

Imagine being so thirsty you have to pretend to find Lindsay Ellis insightful.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Imagine being so thirsty you have to pretend to find Lindsay Ellis insightful.

... just pull out my heart right now, please. I never want to live that long.

 

[Foltest]

It strikes me as more than a little racist that Bob takes people's ethnicity at face value, seeing as Bruce Lee was born in San Francisco to a family from Hong Kong... and buried in the very Chinese city of, uh, Seattle.

Bruce Lee was not even a full etnic chinise. His mother was halfgerman.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I hope Bruce Lee's chink clone grows up to be a stand up comedian who bashes on women and minorities non-stop, while ending all of his sets, "This is for you, Mario."

 

[Done]

LMAO why would Trump risk paying off the whore with public funds? Bob just called him a billionaire a few minutes ago too.

What fanboy culture made Fox a whipping girl? It was all thirsty "critics" like you, Bob.

Also, Lindsay is an alcoholic hack, Bob, and she still won't fuck you.