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to be fair if bob were a soy boy on the literal sense the diabetes wouldnt be eating is fat feet for breakfast
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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How'd that work when the Rabbids crossed the franchise border into the Mushroom Kingdom, Bob?
And now a word from actual history....
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How'd that work when the Rabbids crossed the franchise border into the Mushroom Kingdom, Bob?
And now a word from actual history....
VDH! Oh, VDH.
In terms of possibility it's on the level of "let's pit Murderer's Row against a first grade softball team," but VDH crushing Bob in a debate would make my black and withered heart just melt. But you know, that makes me think of something relevant: Bob is forever kvetching and dropping not-at-all clever bon mots concerning the quality of people who show up in his feed to argue with him. And I'll say this: the ones he bothers to respond to on the right do indeed tend to be from the shallow end of the gene pool. But has he ever wondered why that is? Could it be actual intellects or honest debaters take one look at his feed and see a vicious, stupid, angry crank and just move on?
You might want to consider it, Burrito.
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What he’s replying to reacted far better to that, they just went “WOW. What a loser.” Which is the appropriate response to anything Blob ever says.
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Please. Fuck. This. Up.
Long story short, he'll never be cool.
Because Bob just looks so handsome.
Long story short, he'll never be cool.
Because Bob just looks so handsome.
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sure he looks handsome and cool. That's what he sees in the mirror every time
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This man is literally the king of self projection.
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Bob's twitter picture makes it look like he's drowning in urine.
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At least DJTJr is identifiably a homo sapiens, and not a character sketch for Tongue of the Fat Man.
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I honestly thought he was flipping the double middle finger on his Twitter image, but it's the ultimate white guy double thumbs up. It suits him.
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It's three thumbs in a row!
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Bob's at that phase of obesity where a lot of distinguishing facial features are lost in the blubber. If not for his windowless van facial hair, we couldn't even tell if he was male or female.
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agreed but in blob's mind, he sees himself as a stud instead of the harsh truth of a fat tub of lard
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That's his plan. First he slays the trumptards, then he slays the pussy!
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but how will our hero escape the basement dungeon and the stair's boss without getting a game over?
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It'll be like a cross between "Don't Shit Your Pants" and Dragon's Lair on the NES. Bob just gets to the stairs and crumbles in defeat.
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agreed. Let's stop here to avoid clogging up the thread with our ideas of a moviebob chipman the video game. We might ran out of ideas in the short term.
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Hey bob let's compare your wife to dtj's as a measure of attractiveness...
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Don't be so quick to dismiss Bob's wife. I hear she's a handful.
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