Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Hey bob let's compare your wife to dtj's as a measure of attractiveness...

Hey now, you know Bob sleeps with this hottie every night, right?
https://www.moemarket.com/super-mario-princess-peach-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-5570.html

 

[Red Hood]

Hey now, you know Bob sleeps with this hottie every night, right?
https://www.moemarket.com/super-mario-princess-peach-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-5570.html

I think he just has Mario and Peach figures and makes them kiss. I don't think Bob's balls ever actually dropped.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think he just has Mario and Peach figures and makes them kiss. I don't think Bob's balls ever actually dropped.

No one with undescended testicles has that much pent up rage.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Hey now, you know Bob sleeps with this hottie every night, right?
https://www.moemarket.com/super-mario-princess-peach-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-5570.html

Didn't that podcast which revealed Bob blamed FPS games for 9/11 also say that he disliked Princess Peach because he believed Mario could "do better" or something along those lines? It was an incredibly autistic reason.

 

[SuperSheep]

I think he just has Mario and Peach figures and makes them kiss. I don't think Bob's balls ever actually dropped.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Didn't that podcast which revealed Bob blamed FPS games for 9/11 also say that he disliked Princess Peach because he believed Mario could "do better" or something along those lines? It was an incredibly autistic reason.

An incredibly autistic reason for an incredibly autistic person.

 

[HY 140]

Didn't that podcast which revealed Bob blamed FPS games for 9/11 also say that he disliked Princess Peach because he believed Mario could "do better" or something along those lines? It was an incredibly autistic reason.

"I wish mario would save ME"

 

[RodgerDodger]

"I wish mario would save ME"

I would make some snarky comment regarding the only thing that Bob is seemingly sexually attracted to us himself. But then I realized that this is likely a net positive for Society, Civilization And Humanity as a whole, just so long as nobody ever descends into his basement dwelling... I’m sorry “world class production studio” to discover what he gets up to down there. Some things Man was not meant to see!

 

[link1234]

Didn't that podcast which revealed Bob blamed FPS games for 9/11 also say that he disliked Princess Peach because he believed Mario could "do better" or something along those lines? It was an incredibly autistic reason.

If I remember correctly, it was in the comments section of that video that someone said that.

 

[LiquidKid]

If nothing else, we'll never quite rustle his jimmies like Illumination.
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How could Bob not have seen that coming? Mario already teamed up with Rabbids, and the Minions are basically a Rabbids knock off. He’s just salty because he can’t be the one to “bring Mario back into the movie world.” Who wants to start a betting pool that the movie actually turns out decent and bob jumps off a bridge in protest?

 

[Adamska]

How could Bob not have seen that coming? Mario already teamed up with Rabbids, and the Minions are basically a Rabbids knock off. He’s just salty because he can’t be the one to “bring Mario back into the movie world.” Who wants to start a betting pool that the movie actually turns out decent and bob jumps off a bridge in protest?

I'd love to see a childish and hateful lardmonster from Boston lose his mind over a children's movie about a fat jolly Italian plumber and make a 27 hour long cryfest about how evil it is since it emotionally hurt him.

 

[HY 140]

I'd love to see a childish and hateful lardmonster from Boston lose his mind over a children's movie about a fat jolly Italian plumber and make a 27 hour long cryfest about how evil it is since it emotionally hurt him.

"man those racist trump supporters should've had ME make the movie, as I am the ultimate authority in Mario lore!"

 

[LiquidKid]

I want to say the Asgardians are a mix of both. But that's besides the point. Bob's main source of knowledge is the wikpedia, and what the films tell him.

Well this is the man who argued that no potential new fans of a long running series should ever start at the beginning and instead start at the most recent development and use wikis to catch up. Which is exactly how misinformation spreads.

"man those racist trump supporters should've had ME make the movie, as I am the ultimate authority in Mario lore!"

“How dare Nintendo give the studio that made the second most successful animated film of all time the rights to Mario when I went through Nam for them! Fucking Nam!” I really REALLY want that rant

 

[AnOminous]

“How dare Nintendo give the studio that made the second most successful animated film of all time the rights to Mario when I went through Nam for them! Fucking Nam!” I really REALLY want that rant

I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the muck so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around town!

 

[The Nothingness]

Some pages back I mentioned how Bob's hate-boner for the DCEU nullified his "progressive" principles (with regards to Aquaman since he is a POC in that universe). It seems his love of the MCU has nullified his disdain from people of those "obsolete" parts of America. Case in point, Michael Rooker, who portrays Yondu in the GOTG movies, is from Alabama and even though his Southern accent comes out of the character's mouth (probably because, unlike other actors, Michael Rooker is unable to shed his accent in a role of someone who isn't from that part of the United States), Bob has no issues with actor or that the character sounds like one of those "dirty Trumptards".

 

[HY 140]

I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the muck so this fuckin' strumpet, this fuckin' whore could waltz around town!

in the console wars of 95, Bob sees himself like Lt.Dan

 

[AnOminous]

Case in point, Michael Rooker, who portrays Yondu in the GOTG movies, is from Alabama and even though his Southern accent comes out of the characters mouth (probably because unlike other actors, Michael Rooker is unable to shed his accent in whatever role he plays), Bob has no issues with actor or that the character sounds like one of those dirty Trumptards.

Or that he played a neo-Nazi biker in The Walking Dead and serial killer Henry Lee Lucas (or someone loosely based on him) in Henry: Portrait of a Killer.

 

[Brother Wind]

VDH! Oh, VDH.

In terms of possibility it's on the level of "let's pit Murderer's Row against a first grade softball team," but VDH crushing Bob in a debate would make my black and withered heart just melt. But you know, that makes me think of something relevant: Bob is forever kvetching and dropping not-at-all clever bon mots concerning the quality of people who show up in his feed to argue with him. And I'll say this: the ones he bothers to respond to on the right do indeed tend to be from the shallow end of the gene pool. But has he ever wondered why that is? Could it be actual intellects or honest debaters take one look at his feed and see a vicious, stupid, angry crank and just move on?

You might want to consider it, Burrito.

I tried once. I had quite enough of him advocating for the extinction of my home state. Told him that it would eradicate any Native Culture here, because these little towns are what keep reservations alive. He then mumbled into his beard about not being rich.

 

[Lensherr]

Random thought I've just had: why exactly does Bob love the Marvel Cinematic Universe so much? He doesn't know much about the comics it's based on (and what he does know he gets from Wikipedia), so it probably isn't because he's a fan of Marvel comics in the first place, and the films are largely apolitical, and he tends to most like films that reaffirm his political beliefs. So what about these movies gives Bob such a raging hard-on?

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Random thought I've just had: why exactly does Bob love the Marvel Cinematic Universe so much? He doesn't know much about the comics it's based on (and what he does know he gets from Wikipedia), so it probably isn't because he's a fan of Marvel comics in the first place, and the films are largely apolitical, and he tends to most like films that reaffirm his political beliefs. So what about these movies gives Bob such a raging hard-on?

They're mindless action movies that don't make him think. They're perfect for him