Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jaimas]

Of course. As has been pointed out repeatedly on this thread, Bob has the mind, debating skills, and eating habits of a surly teenager. Unfortunately that sort of attitude was deemed acceptable after Trump won. Bob's mistake is in not limiting his rage to Trump and instead pissing on 60 million people on a regular basis ... which is neither rational nor a recipe for success.

The best was Bob getting nailed for the inconsistency in his own beliefs during the election run-up. People pointed out that he was white knighting Hillary despite lambasting her (justifiably) less than 10 years previous. His entire defense was "BUT TRUMP!!" and he couldn't give any legitimate reasons to vote for or support Hillary beyond "do so or Trump will destroy everything." He seemed to think that Democrats who hated Hillary had no choice but to vote for her.




They provably did have one, of course. And they chose what he didn't want. In record numbers.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The best was Bob getting nailed for the inconsistency in his own beliefs during the election run-up. People pointed out that he was white knighting Hillary despite lambasting her (justifiably) less than 10 years previous. His entire defense was "BUT TRUMP!!" and he couldn't give any legitimate reasons to vote for or support Hillary beyond "do so or Trump will destroy everything." He seemed to think that Democrats who hated Hillary had no choice but to vote for her.




They provably did have one, of course. And they chose what he didn't want. In record numbers.

At least Americans know what's best for the country, and that's to make a massive ass out of Blob Chimpman.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob rambling about indiginous Conan.

And Chris's Super Bowl party.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

And Chris's Super Bowl party.

I'm surprised Bob showed at all. Does Bob even like sports?

And of course he's wearing an 80s arcade shirt to a sports party. I don't usually have anything against those shirts, but there's a time and place for it. Plus with Bob it seems more like him fellating the 80s as per usual.

 

[tehpope]

What's wrong with Bob's brother?

 

[[username]]

What's wrong with Bob's brother?

He's coping with the horror of being related by blood to Bob Chipman. Please be patient with him. He's trying his best.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I often wonder what the point of Bob's ramblings are, but I soon realize that there is no point. Dispirit must talk to himself in the mirror because he's so in love with his voice.

 

[TheImportantFart]

And Chris's Super Bowl party.
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[Florence]

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Hey, if I was in the same room as Bob, that would be my reaction too.

 

[Red Hood]

can someone photoshop a dick in his mouth

Who do you hate so much that you'd stick their dick in Bob Chipman's mouth?

And for fuck's sake, Shitman: Conan is a Cimmerian. That's basically a fictionalized Irish Celt in the Hyborian world. Of course Bob would not have first hand experience with this, but white people, when exposed to sun, TAN. White people aren't ghost pale unless they spend 90 percent of their time indoors- say, in a family member's dank basement jacking off to Super Mario 3.

Robert Howard wrote plenty of Western stories. If he wanted to write a story about a native barbarian he probably could have written a damn good one (and had he lived longer, I get the feeling he might have given it a shot). But this is one of those cases like with Marvel- why co-opt an existing character and reinvent them when you should be creating an original character with a unique backstory?

Oh yeah, because you have no faith in your ability to create a compelling new character and need to piggyback on others' success.

 

[Jaimas]

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...Dad?

 

[LiquidKid]

And Chris's Super Bowl party.
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Is Bob wearing lipstick in this picture?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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Why does Bob look so much more...Hipster? In this picture. Anyone else getting a solid Soy vibe from this?

 

[NQ 952]

Why does Bob look so much more...Hipster? In this picture. Anyone else getting a solid Soy vibe from this?

No, but I am getting a "Creepy child rapist" vibe even more now with the light application of makeup and lipstick.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like that he clearly maintains his beard and yet that's the one he's decided to go with

 

[Mr. Duck]

I'm surprised Bob showed at all. Does Bob even like sports?

He probably watches it just for the commercials, like the brand whore he is.

 

[Mola Ram]

No, but I am getting a "Creepy child rapist" vibe even more now with the light application of makeup and lipstick.

Along with the traumatized child almost hidden in the background.

Someone photoshop Bob's head onto Keith Moon in Tommy, stat!

 

[Done]

Did some capping, apologies if those tweets are a bit out of order, I am doing this on mobile because the extended screencapping is a must with spergs like Bob.
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Bob in what could be a future cow crossover. This Casey person could well turn out to be a cow if their encounter with Mark Kern yesterday is a regular occurrence.

I am not informed on the Uma Thurman/Quentin Tarantino drama, but Bob never misses an opportunity to tip his fedora..

I never watched him, but I'm sure that Crocodile Dundee was (and still is) more of a thing than you'll ever be, Bobbo..

But 280 letters still aren't enough for your sperging, I thank God that my phone can do extended screenshots..

Very compassionate of you, friendo.

It's amazing how much his ideology matches up with tech paranoia. It's even more amazing that he doesn't see that resemblance at all.

Also, LOL at the commenters with the subliminal digs.

Cow crossover with chairman Chu..

Original as always, friendo.

Enemy of logic replies to enemy of fun.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Compared to the smash successes of SJW games, I'd be okay with the racists.

No it won't.

Bob Chipman, a worker with integrity.

He always seems hung up on people he doesn't like being able to drive cars. Draw your own conclusions.

And transitioning from that, all I can say is

(Also, thanks @neural for the screencaps.)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Monster Hunter would be too hard for Bob. He would rage after a Great Jaggi carts him.