Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob giving tweeting advice is like Max Cleland giving long-distance running advice. Or also Bob in this context.

You are a bad, bad man. But a funny one.

Hillary could drown puppies and Bob would still white knight like there's no tomorrow.

Like Macho Grande, Bob will never be over Hillary's drunken incompetence in 2016.
 
Hillary could drown puppies and Bob would still white knight like there's no tomorrow.

If Hillary did that, Bob would scour the streets of Boston to collect every puppy he can get his sausage-like fingers on in a burlap sack and throw it into the harbour for his own little "puppy party."

Oh hell, who am I kidding? Bob would collapse on the sidewalk after chasing them half a block.
 
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If Hillary did that, Bob would scour the streets of Boston to collect every puppy he can get his sausage-like fingers on in a burlap sack and throw it into the harbour for his own little "puppy party."

Oh hell, who am I kidding? Bob would collapse on the sidewalk after chasing them half a block.

He could always "rescue" Brianna Wu's caged feral lapdogs. Of course I have no assurance he wouldn't devour them whole.
 
Really Bob?, let's compare.
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The only thing Bob has over Christina Hoff Summers (apart from his weight) is the amount of tweets, just shows how Bob cannot condense himself with his spergery.
 
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Bob only has sympathy for others.
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Also, he seriously expects people to read all 50 of his tweets.
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LAME DISMISSAL??? *Crying laughing emoji*
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Warhammer fans have no place in the Superior FutureTM.
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As if his fashion sense wasn't terrible enough.
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Bob only has sympathy for others.
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Also, he seriously expects people to read all 50 of his tweets.
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LAME DISMISSAL??? *Crying laughing emoji*
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Warhammer fans have no place in the Superior FutureTM.
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As if his fashion sense wasn't terrible enough.
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So what? You couldn’t find a nation in Africa that WASN’T a shithole, so you turned to fake ones? Because that’s what I’m getting from that hoodie.
 
Gee bob, if everyone is taking something out of context maybe you should have used A BLOG!

Several Facebook groups I follow have been posting Bob’s stuff for laughs as well. His stupidity is starting to tumble into the mainstream internet and I love it.

One of these days you'll have to share some of the reactions.

He's still going:

Bob you fucking moron, did you ever consider that it would take a lot more time and effort to paint in caves than when Andy Warhol was around? When you have to spend a day hunting down the ingredients and then "process" them BY HAND you ain't going to paint fucking soup cans. They're going to serve as many purposes as possible. Just like if you had to make your own ink and parchment everyday we can be damn sure there would be a cap on your sperging.
 
So what? You couldn’t find a nation in Africa that WASN’T a shithole, so you turned to fake ones? Because that’s what I’m getting from that hoodie.

Wakanda is not all of Africa though. And it's fictional.

Given how increasingly out of touch Bob is with reality, I wouldn't be surprised if he believed Wakanda was a real nation.
 

Nothing will encapsulate "communication with MovieBob" better than this one tweet. If it weren't for the outrage Bob generates, he'd get no more attention than your average street preacher. Bob only says what he says because he knows it will stimulate people into responding to him, not because he genuinely believes any of the sewer gas that issues from his mouthhole.
 
Funny how you're reaching for anything to dismiss arguments.
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Are you sure we're the losers? Are you really sure?
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And lastly, :story:.
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1. But you’re totally not saying that some people are subhuman garbage, right Bob? Ass.

2. Don’t try and blame us for your stupid-ass mouth.

3. Once again, Bob is super late to the party, cause the movie was announced at least a year ago. I remember because they said they were gonna use actual animatronics for the scares.
 
Are you sure we're the losers? Are you really sure?
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Let's take a look on why they are dog pilling on you shall we?

-You offended a entire SOCIAL group by using a dumb, autistic term to try, and prove your point.

-You tried to doubling down on your idiotic beliefs rather than accepting your fuck up.

-Instead of zipping your mouth, and waiting for the fire to happen. You kept throwing gasoline recklessly believing nothing will come out of it.

-But most of all. Your lack of empathy toward others painted in you in a extremely shitty light, incapable of ignoring the bullshit in you.

AND ALL OF THIS WAS ON YOUR DOING, BOBBO!

It doesn't need us to call for your head to cause a reaction, or a 5 year old to see the reason. Your own stupid ass does it effortlessly, and we are the losers?
 
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