Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob, this is you.
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You don't get to call other people losers.
 
Are you sure we're the losers? Are you really sure?
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When have we ever called for people to "go get him!"? We just sit here and laugh at all the stupid shit you say and laugh even harder as others call you out on it. We don't need to go get you, because all it takes to show people what a dumbfuck you are is to make sure your idiocy is preserved for all the world to see.
 
Wow, he keeps on digging down on this 50 tweet monstrosity that shits over most of his support base.

It's so bad it gave me the following hypothesis: Bobby was bullied not by 'dudebros' in high school like he claims and fumes over; he was fucking laughed out of classes and shat on by nerds and geeks. Then he let that resentment and autistic rage fester into the modern piece of shit we see today.
 
Wow, he keeps on digging down on this 50 tweet monstrosity that shits over most of his support base.

It's so bad it gave me the following hypothesis: Bobby was bullied not by 'dudebros' in high school like he claims and fumes over; he was fucking laughed out of classes and shat on by nerds and geeks. Then he let that resentment and autistic rage fester into the modern piece of shit we see today.

Bob was probably bullied by every group growing up. There's always that one kid who is so out of place and bizarre that everyone from the jocks to other groups of odd kids will shit on him at every given moment they have. Take one look at Bob and tell me what actual demographic of childhood cliques he fits into.
 
Bob was probably bullied by every group growing up. There's always that one kid who is so out of place and bizarre that everyone from the jocks to other groups of odd kids will shit on him at every given moment they have. Take one look at Bob and tell me what actual demographic of childhood cliques he fits into.
I honestly can’t imagine Bob as a child TBH. All his posturing and talk of superior futures makes me feel like he just sprang fully-formed from the head of Zeus, attired in a Mario costume.
 
I honestly can’t imagine Bob as a child TBH. All his posturing and talk of superior futures makes me feel like he just sprang fully-formed from the head of Zeus, attired in a Mario costume.
I'm now envisioning a Billy Madison style black dramedy where Bobby goes back to school. The twist being he has to go to one in the farming communities still in New England.
 
Bob was probably bullied by every group growing up. There's always that one kid who is so out of place and bizarre that everyone from the jocks to other groups of odd kids will shit on him at every given moment they have. Take one look at Bob and tell me what actual demographic of childhood cliques he fits into.

The group that eats a shotgun first year college when they discover it wasn't all just the mean kids in High School, that everyone that meets them does in fact hate them.
 
The fact that Bob's able to say such vile shit and get away with it does rub people the wrong way. Then again, when you have the blue check mark of autism, you can get away with anything.

He gets away with everything because he lives in the basement and wouldn't dream of saying any of this offline. Imagine Bob leaving his basement and walking up to one of the many white blue collar workers in Lynn and repeating some of what he says on Twitter about how obsolete and useless they are? Exactly, you can't, since Blobbo knows how utterly powerless he is in the real world.
 
My personal opinion on the whole Wakanda thing:

Bob isn't enough of a tard to think that it's real, because he knows Vibranium isn't real, or at least he believes that it's not because otherwise we'd be on the Moon already since rockets made of Vibranium and Adamantium would solve all our problems.

Bob, however, thinks that Wakanda is a real African ideal, that it's the African Eldorado, a land of gold and honey where the negros came from, that gave birth to our own mythos of the Garden of Eden and what-not. Essentially, since he's a virtue-signaling fuck, he thinks that the more Wakanda is glorified, the better it is for them, since they'll have a much better ideal to work with.

And of course, white people should prefer and worship Wakanda, because it's a land of minorities and perfection and thus better than anything else ever.
 
Just remember that no matter how spergy you think you are, no matter how ball-shatteringly Autistic your likes or how silly the works you enjoy are, at least you didn't self-destruct your career over Gamergate, only to be fucking abandoned by your own side for having done so when you had nothing more to offer them.

And that right there? That's what hurts him the most: That despite all his posturing, his own side knew exactly what he was, used him, and abandoned him when he no longer was relevant. He positioned himself as a the self-appointed emmissary of E-culture, seeing the conflict against GG as the cultured against the unwashed barbarians - when in truth, Bob always was a walking, talking negative stereotype about gaming culture: openly racist, openly sexist, hilariously entitled, living off others' dime and in his parents' basement, and completely intolerant of others.

His own side and his opposition both saw through it from day one, and the only one who's ever been fooled is Bob himself.
 
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