Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

Wonder Woman was the female-led film with the BP-level impact. Bob (and Chris Evans) are late to that party.

 

[Gordon Cole]

...No.

Along with a three-way cow crossover with Nash and Arthur Chu.

I just really want one of these kids to give him a wedgie.

And it wouldn't be Bob without projection.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Starfox was an Avenger, you know. He has been used since they addressed the issues with his powers.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Yeah, make the villain someone who can make women horny. No obvious ulterior motives there, eh Bob? Because that “satfying beatdown of a sexist pig by women” scene won’t come until the end of the movie. Which means the majority of the film will be him using the power and getting away with it.

You sick fuck.

 

[Florence]

Projecting with Boyd Crowder.

The difference is that Crowder doesn’t pretend to be a journalist, whereas Bob has deluded himself into thinking he’s a professional movie critic.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Along with a three-way cow crossover with Nash and Arthur Chu.
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>Left behind
How? I am a fan of the comics, other people are fans of the movies. These are different mediums. My love of the comics has nothing to do with "OMG THAT'S AN IRON MAN SUIT" and instead rest in liking Earth-616 and its long history that will never be captured on film. I'm not even that old (pretty much half Bob's age) and Tom Holland's Spider-Man will never stop being a shadow of the character originally created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko (for the most part).

 

[Kyria the Great]

I am reasonably certain that Crowder owns the basement (I presume) studio he works out of. That makes him more useful that Bob could ever hope to be. Additionally, here are the number of subscribers Bob and Crowder have for comparison.

Bob: 136K
Crowder: 1.3M

From what I see, Crowder's videos get significantly more views that Bob's (by a factor of at least 2 to 3.) Could it be Channel Envy?

It more than likely is and I would love to see Crowder do a parody of Moviebob has he has done for Cenk Unger

 

[Lensherr]

"Again, how dare people disagree with me."
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Of course Blob hates the only leftists remaining who have any semblance of brain cells and principles, seeing as he is lacking both.

It more than likely is and I would love to see Crowder do a parody of Moviebob has he has done for Cenk Unger

If he had to stuff extra stuff in his shirt to accurately portray Cenk, then he’d have to go full Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor to accurately portray Bob with the expensive fat suit and everything.

 

[KerryDixon9]

How hard would CNN and Moviebob lose their shit if Trump did any of the stupid things he suggests?

You don't need to ask the army if Bigfoot is real, a 10 year old kid has worked out that it's bullshit.

It would be kind of awkward if the answer to who killed JFK is the CIA. I don't think Presidents really want to be thinking about assassinations when they're in the job.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

How hard would CNN and Moviebob lose their shit if Trump did any of the stupid things he suggests?

You don't need to ask the army if Bigfoot is real, a 10 year old kid has worked out that it's bullshit.

It would be kind of awkward if the answer to who killed JFK is the CIA. I don't think Presidents really want to be thinking about assassinations when they're in the job.

Imagine Trump comes out and revealed all the shit the government did since 1940 alone.
Bob would get his wish granted and simultaneously we can assume anarchy breaking out, cause now all the nutjobs either get their theories confirmed, become suicidal cause they are not true and any governmental institution would be down the shitter.
In other words, Bob would destroy also his own base.

And to make matters worse, while Trump would be a pariah and most likely shot by someone, he would end up being celebrated as the most honest president of the states ever, cause he decided to drag the ugly truth out into the light.

in short: Trump following Bob's advice would likely destroy all Bob cares about while making old Donald the american hero.

 

[Flexo]

There's also the fact that "for protection" can mean different things in different situations.

Yeah, for example this guy who got attacked by a bull. It took 4 different firearms to save his life. You know who also used to carry guns? Black people wanting to fight back against lynching. These idiots living in cities have no concept of what people who don't live like them may need and require. That's what makes you an asshole, Nash. Well that and trying to take away the civil rights of minorities.

I just really want one of these kids to give him a wedgie.

Obvious reply: "Or what?"

Ok, you implement gun control.

How you going to enforce it? With swords?

 

[The Nothingness]

Yeah, for example this guy who got attacked by a bull. It took 4 different firearms to save his life. You know who also used to carry guns? Black people wanting to fight back against lynching. These idiots living in cities have no concept of what people who don't live like them may need and require. That's what makes you an asshole, Nash. Well that and trying to take away the civil rights of minorities.



Obvious reply: "Or what?"

Ok, you implement gun control.

How you going to enforce it? With swords?

Do Bob and Nash know that the American Indians handed over their guns and how that turned out for them? Probably not.

 

[Positron]

Do Bob and Nash know that the American Indians handed over their guns and how that turned out for them? Probably not.

They turned two-spirit and fully embrace Superior Future!

 

[Mola Ram]

They turned two-spirit and fully embrace Superior Future!

I don't know what two-spirit is, but if you're saying Bob and Nash are gonna go jailhouse gay, I eagerly await that hilarious chapter of this tiresome saga.

 

[Gordon Cole]

New video. If you know your OPL lore, then 2:33 becomes even more hilarious.

A lot of words to say "It looked fun."

Hey, stop stealing my line!

"A very good long thread" is an oxymoron if ever I've heard one.

And talking about Dragon Ball.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Bob considers The American Rabbit to be underappreciated?, that explains a lot actually.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

New video. If you know your OPL lore, then 2:33 becomes even more hilarious.

Can someone explain it to me?

 

[tehpope]

Spoiler: Bob's List

1. Dragonslayer
2. The Best Little Whore House in Texas
3. Videodrome
4. Last Starfighter
5. Vampire Hunter D
6. Adventures of the American Rabbit
   
7. Bad Taste
8. Troma's War
9. Society
10. Class of 1999
11. The Rocketeer
12. Porco Rosso
13. Holy Weapon (Wuxia Qi Gongzhu)
14. Orochi: The 8 Headed Dragon (Yamato Takeru)
15. A Goofy Movie
16. Set it Off
17. Cube
18. Bride of Chucky
19. Dead or Alive (Miike)
20. Frequency
21. Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte de loups)
22. Equilibrium
23. Down with Love
24. D.E.B.S
25. Hostage
26. Abominable
27. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
28. Doomsday
29. Splice
30. Chloe
31. The Lincoln Lawyer
32. Casa De Mi Padre
33. Ninja: Shadow of a Tear
34. Draft Day
35. The Dressmaker
36. KillZone 2 (Sha Po Lang 2)
37. Dave Made a Maze

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Spoiler: Bob's List

1. Dragonslayer
2. The Best Little Whore House in Texas
3. Videodrome
4. Last Starfighter
5. Vampire Hunter D
6. Adventures of the American Rabbit (I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.)
7. Bad Taste
8. Troma's War
9. Society
10. Class of 1999
11. The Rocketeer
12. Porco Rosso
13. Holy Weapon (Wuxia Qi Gongzhu)
14. Orochi: The 8 Headed Dragon
15. A Goofy Movie
16. Set it Off
17. Cube
18. Bride of Chucky
19. Dead or Alive (Miike)
20. Frequency
21. Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte de loups)
22. Equilibrium
23. Down with Love
24. D.E.B.S
25. Hostage
26. Abominable
27. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
28. Doomsday
29. Splice
30. Chole
31. The Lincolin Lawyer
32. Casa De Mi Padre
33. Ninja: Shdow of a Tear
34. Draft Day
35. The Dressmaker
36. KillZone 2 (Sha Po Lang 2)
37. Dave Made a Maze

Number 7 sums it all up.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Spoiler: Bob's List

1. Dragonslayer
2. The Best Little Whore House in Texas
3. Videodrome
4. Last Starfighter
5. Vampire Hunter D
6. Adventures of the American Rabbit (I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.)
7. Bad Taste
8. Troma's War
9. Society
10. Class of 1999
11. The Rocketeer
12. Porco Rosso
13. Holy Weapon (Wuxia Qi Gongzhu)
14. Orochi: The 8 Headed Dragon
15. A Goofy Movie
16. Set it Off
17. Cube
18. Bride of Chucky
19. Dead or Alive (Miike)
20. Frequency
21. Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte de loups)
22. Equilibrium
23. Down with Love
24. D.E.B.S
25. Hostage
26. Abominable
27. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
28. Doomsday
29. Splice
30. Chole
31. The Lincolin Lawyer
32. Casa De Mi Padre
33. Ninja: Shdow of a Tear
34. Draft Day
35. The Dressmaker
36. KillZone 2 (Sha Po Lang 2)
37. Dave Made a Maze

Correct me, if I'm wrong. But isn't Goofy movie one of disney's most popular films to the point of getting cons. Just to see the film?