Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

As for wanting it out of theaters, I hate to remind you that Captain Marvel is next year and that means we'll get the same reaction from Bob and pals as they treat it as "Black Panther: White Woman edition". Possibly with more infighting about "white feminism".

Well, perfect time to mention my favorite book:

(This isn't actually my favorite book, by the by.)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You guys know how Bob threw a temper tantrum on election night when Trump kicked Hillary's ass?

How much bigger would his temper tantrum be if both Marvel Entertainment and Marvel Studios left Disney and go independently? What I mean is that Marvel deciding to tell Disney to fuck off and get Marvel Studios back and Disney no longer owning them. Though if this were to happen, Disney wouldn't be as successful as they are right now and I could see their stocks fall down hard.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Still wish someone can explain where that misinformation came from or why it continues when the movie itself made it clear that colonialism has nothing to do with their existence. You'd have to be intentionally reaching for that conclusion.

As for wanting it out of theaters, I hate to remind you that Captain Marvel is next year and that means we'll get the same reaction from Bob and pals as they treat it as "Black Panther: White Woman edition". Possibly with more infighting about "white feminism".

Bob does realize he's been blowing Wonder Woman, right?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Sperging about abortion.
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That's not how that works.
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Did his Dad not allow dogs in the house or something?
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Bob, continuing his inability to not get over anything.
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What an egotist.
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Totally not a eugenicist, too.
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He sounds more like a stereotypical fedora atheist than the stereotype itself.

 

[neonwhite900]

No comment. It speaks for itself.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I just want this fucking movie out of theaters already so we can stop talking about it.

fftopic: and a little :powerlevel: but I'm so sick of everyone sperging about it in my personal life. It's part of the reason I don't want to see it.

No comment. It speaks for itself.
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This is a whole new level of stupid. Bob never ceases to surprise me with his insanely dumb movie ideas.

 

[neonwhite900]

This is a whole new level of stupid. Bob never ceases to surprise me with his insanely dumb movie ideas.

Blob keeps pitching ideas on Twatter, but I highly doubt he's actually sat down and learned the fucking tedium it takes to actually write a feature length screenplay. He'd just give up 25-30 pages in (that's me being genius with my estimation) and just go back on Twatter talking about how he has all the answers.

 

[Red Hood]

>None of the Avengers have pets
As someone who reads comics, I guess I just imagined Falcon owning Redwing, Carol Danvers having a cat, Thor's goats, etc.

Bob isn't even subtle about the whole not reading thing.

How exceptional do you have to be when comic books are too far above your reading level?

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

"Rachel Tension" is definitely going to be my new online alias.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Okay, which one of you is running the Chob Bipman account? I'm laughing my head off, but I will remind of you of our policy towards pozloading my neghole.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Okay, which one of you is running the Chob Bipman account? I'm laughing my head off, but I will remind of you of our policy towards pozloading my neghole.

I'm following a parody account called "Blob Chipman" on twitter. It basically a SJW parody account.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I'm following a parody account called "Blob Chipman" on twitter. It basically a SJW parody account.

Are you completely sure you're not just actually accidentally following Bob?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I just want this fucking movie out of theaters already so we can stop talking about it.

Tell me about it. The endless gushing over Black Panther as suffocated any affection I had for the MCU.

As for wanting it out of theaters, I hate to remind you that Captain Marvel is next year and that means we'll get the same reaction from Bob and pals as they treat it as "Black Panther: White Woman edition". Possibly with more infighting about "white feminism".

Slightly fftopic:, but this professional critic on a forum I lurk on has an African elephant-sized hate boner for the DCEU and believes that Captain Marvel is going to have bigger impact than Wonder Woman because... Brie Larson, I guess. I have little doubt Bob feels the same way because he is such a damn brand whore. Given how it appears that Marvel is going to reuse the "hero fights mirror image of themelves" cliche AGAIN. I dread the reviews (Bob and aforementioned critic's included) in the lead-up to Captain Marvel's release.

As for the Avenger's pets, Marvel already did it in 2009...



If you really want to dig even further. DC Comics did it nearly sixty years ago with the Legion of Super-Pets...

And brought back in the Super-Sons' annual...

But that's our Bob. Decades late for every party.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Okay, which one of you is running the Chob Bipman account? I'm laughing my head off, but I will remind of you of our policy towards pozloading my neghole.

That account's Bob approved, so where's the fun?

 

[HY 140]

That account's Bob approved, so where's the fun?

I feel like he is runing this account just for attention and more people to argue with

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Tell me about it. The endless gushing over Black Panther as suffocated any affection I had for the MCU.



Slightly fftopic:, but this professional critic on a forum I lurk on has an African elephant-sized hate boner for the DCEU and believes that Captain Marvel is going to have bigger impact than Wonder Woman because... Brie Larson, I guess. I have little doubt Bob feels the same way because he is such a damn brand whore. Given how it appears that Marvel is going to reuse the "hero fights mirror image of themelves" cliche AGAIN. I dread the reviews (Bob and aforementioned critic's included) in the lead-up to Captain Marvel's release.

As for the Avenger's pets, Marvel already did it in 2009...

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If you really want to dig even further. DC Comics did it nearly sixty years ago with the Legion of Super-Pets...

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And brought back in the Super-Sons' annual...

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But that's our Bob. Decades late for every party.

Bob should change his twitter avatar to Bat-cow.

edit: whoa, why does a funny book dog have a visible cock?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Are you completely sure you're not just actually accidentally following Bob?

It's a parody account from where I'm seeing it.

Ironically, I used to follow Bob on Twitter before he started to sperg about how middle America are pieces of shit for voting for Trump and ruining his "superior future".

Off topic, what does Bob mean about the "superior future"? What does the "superior future" look like to Bob?

 

[Mola Ram]

edit: whoa, why does a funny book dog have a visible cock?

That's a cow udder you degenerate.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

That's a cow udder you degenerate.

Seriously, look at that fucking dog. They included Black Marmaduke's schwag.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Off topic, what does Bob mean about the "superior future"? What does the "superior future" look like to Bob?

No more individual nations or borders, giant cities such as a NYC which covers the entity of New York state, farming on the moon, most jobs becoming automated by machines, mega-corporations, space travel, no more "Obsolete Trash" who'd vote for someone like Trump, etc.