Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Crass_and_Champ]

Trust this fat fuck to be obsessed with McDonald's. He's certainly part of "the America that matters." We certainly need more autistic, fat fucks sperging about old fast food mascots.

B...but he's a fat, burger-loving slob who votes Democrat! That alone makes him superior to the fat, burger-loving slobs who voted for Drumpf!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So remember how Bob stanned hard for A Wrinkle in Time just because it pissed off dudebros by having garish effects and has a black lady as a director?

Spoiler: The reactions are in!

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Way to back the wrong horse...again.

Dobson retweet.

 

[Positron]

We assumed this was the case in the past, but we've also seen tweets shitting on atheists and implying he still holds some kind of religious belief. My guess is that while Bob holds sympathies in that direction, the atheist community is too "dudebro" for him to want to be a part of.

As an SJW this is a ground he has to tread lightly. Shitting on Christianity is progressive but expressing disbelief in "spirituality" in general will get many nutjobs' panties in a bunch.

As for Bobby himself SJWism is his cargo-cult religion: moonwheat and all.

I know this isn’t the first time he’s said this sort of thing by a long shot, but it bears repeating that Bob’s greatest political priority is space exploration.

His first political priority is to silent voices he doesn't like.

Bob trying to look cultured.
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I wonder what gave him the idea that neoclassicism (in whatever sense of the term) has been "claimed" by fascists.

 

[The Manglement]

Bob's criticizing and mocking a woman while telling her she's delusional. Yeah, this is bound to end well.
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Bob is just salty that ladies are associating with out-and-proud nazis like Weev, and not with closet fascists like Bob.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Don't believe me?

If Disney brings back McDonaldLand, does that mean they can bring this back too?

 

[Flexo]

If Disney brings back McDonaldLand, does that mean they can bring this back too?
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Only if they make him a sith lord.

"That's no moon..."

 

[link1234]

If Disney brings back McDonaldLand, does that mean they can bring this back too?
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Grow some wheat on that then Bob will be interested in it coming back.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's right, he's not a violent creep in the slightest.

...No they wouldn't.

Sharp as a marble as always, Bob.

Trust this fat fuck to be obsessed with McDonald's. He's certainly part of "the America that matters." We certainly need more autistic, fat fucks sperging about old fast food mascots.

Well during election night, Bob was sperging about how "The America that landed on moon or even made fucking Mc'Donald's is no more."

 

[Assorted Nuts]

...No they wouldn't.
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Again with the stupid super animal nonsense. As if his bats in the batcave miniseries idea wasn't stupid enough. What is it with him and this shit anyway? Did mommy and daddy never get him that puppy he wanted for Christmas? Is he a psychopath who can't relate to people and would rather see animals characters instead? Is he too lazy/retarded to understand dialogue and would rather watch movies with nothing but animals noises?

Oh wait, I think I figured it out.

Spoiler: It's...

:autism:

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Again with the stupid super animal nonsense. As if his bats in the batcave miniseries idea wasn't stupid enough. What is it with him and this shit anyway? Did mommy and daddy never get him that puppy he wanted for Christmas? Is he a psychopath who can't relate to people and would rather see animals characters instead? Is he too lazy/retarded to understand dialogue and would rather watch movies with nothing but animals noises?

Oh wait, I think I figured it out.

Spoiler: It's...

:autism:

Bob is a walking list of what NOT to do for a film. If Bob makes a premise for a film, do the exact opposite of what he says.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob is a walking list of what NOT to do for a film. If Bob makes a premise for a film, do the exact opposite of what he says.

Does this mean the Bizzaro world Bob is perhaps one of the greatest film visionaries since Coppola or Spielberg?

 

[Mola Ram]

Does this mean the Bizzaro world Bob is perhaps one of the greatest film visionaries since Coppola or Spielberg?

Bizarro World Bob is John Milius.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bizarro World Bob is John Milius.

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That one picture is so fucking American, I would give the world to spend a day with this man. Conversely I might take a stint in Gitmo if it meant not being around our most hated fatass.

 

[AnOminous]

That one picture is so fucking American, I would give the world to spend a day with this man. Conversely I might take a stint in Gitmo if it meant not being around our most hated fatass.

He co-wrote Apocalypse Now, directed and co-wrote Red Dawn (the original), and was also the irl basis for Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski, and is apparently actually like that.

 

[Mola Ram]

He co-wrote Apocalypse Now, directed and co-wrote Red Dawn (the original), and was also the irl basis for Walter Sobchak in The Big Lebowski, and is apparently actually like that.

He gloated after the Rodney King riots, claiming that all his left-wing Hollywood friends who normally mocked him for his politics had begged him to let them hide out at his place, because they all knew he owned a fucking arsenal.

 

[Red Hood]

fftopic:The documentary on Milius is worth watching, he's an endlessly fascinating guy.

*Ron Howard voice* Bob had never seen that documentary.

 

[RockVolnutt]

...No they wouldn't.
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>None of the Avengers have pets
As someone who reads comics, I guess I just imagined Falcon owning Redwing, Carol Danvers having a cat, Thor's goats, etc.

Bob isn't even subtle about the whole not reading thing.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

>None of the Avengers have pets
As someone who reads comics, I guess I just imagined Falcon owning Redwing, Carol Danvers having a cat, Thor's goats, etc.

Bob isn't even subtle about the whole not reading thing.

I haven’t read cape comics since I was kid, but even I remember Redwing and know one of the breakout stars of the Hawkeye series was Pizza Dog.

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

I haven’t read cape comics since I was kid, but even I remember Redwing and know one of the breakout stars of the Hawkeye series was Pizza Dog.

RIP in peace Lucky the pizza dog. You were a good boy.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I haven’t read cape comics since I was kid, but even I remember Redwing and know one of the breakout stars of the Hawkeye series was Pizza Dog.

A Bob Chipman movie where he changes Hawkeye's dog, Lucky, from just his dog into some master marksman superhero like his owner sounds like all kinds of :autism:. Maybe it's for the best that he's ignorant about their pets.