Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chaos Theorist]

Not to backseat mod, but please cut it out with the "notice me senpai" posts, if you're so desperate to have a fat fuck notice you, then maybe you have enough mental issues to get a thread of your own.

Bob is a horrible person who literally cannot stop inducing these reactions from the people around him.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It brings great joy to my heart that Bob finally acknowledges his massive thread on the Farms, even if it is in the most passive aggressive way as he normally does for people and things he doesn't like. I honestly hope he is a stupid enough of a fucker to attempt to try and DMCA this site or get his thread removed to watch the shitstorm that would ensue.

 

[Done]

At least The Dark Knight has more of a cultural impact than The Avengers and Black Panther.

Not just that, I am willing to bet that no Marvel film has yet matched TDK's amazing cinematography and direction (seriously, the opening bank heist is still amazing after all those years). I like a lot of Marvel films, but they're all basically giant toy commercials. Hell, Marvel still can't color grade their movies properly.

If a bunch of "film critics" can't see that, then we have a clear reason why they are completely disconnected from the fans.

Bob is a horrible person who literally cannot stop inducing these reactions from the people around him.

Sure, we all have those reactions, myself included, but we all have a collective responsibility to maintain the quality of this thread, pages and pages of people trying to get a fat obsolete critic to acknowledge them are just no fun to read, no matter how funny those people think they are.

Just let it happen organically, it's always the most satisfying way.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I honestly hope he is a stupid enough of a fucker to attempt to try and DMCA this site or get his thread removed to watch the shitstorm that would ensue.

If he thinks that it'll be as easy as flagging videos criticizing him, then he's in for a hell of a surprise.

 

[Kyria the Great]

If he thinks that it'll be as easy as flagging videos criticizing him, then he's in for a hell of a surprise.

I feel this is the most aptly named song if he attempts this,

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Not just that, I am willing to bet that no Marvel film has yet matched TDK's amazing cinematography and direction (seriously, the opening bank heist is still amazing after all those years). I like a lot of Marvel films, but they're all basically giant toy commercials. Hell, Marvel still can't color grade their movies properly.

If a bunch of "film critics" can't see that, then we have a clear reason why they are completely disconnected from the fans.

Plus, Thanos and Loki, despite well acted performances from Tom Hiddleston and Josh Brolin, will NEVER top Heath Ledger’s Joker. I’ve watch the Dark Trilogy a thousand times and I still find more depth and little things in that movie than anything Marvel puts out.

 

[Dukect]

You know I come to this thread hoping that Bob could get some common sense and realize oh shit I'm a dick and get my life back together. But no he doesn't he still makes videos using a horrible green screen in that he painted one side of his wall green instead of going to Walmart and getting one for like 20 bucks, he thinks that the MCU is godlike but on the real, it only has one-two great movies in it Winter Soldier and GOTG IMHO, and the dude is just so dumb politically I think that he doesn't even know the word civics unless it was a type of Mario powerup.

Bob if your reading this as a person who does lean left politically likes the MCU, and likes Nintendo games take a long look in the mirror and take a good long look at yourself and choose your words and thoughts better and maybe you can turn your life around...

Oh, who I'm kidding he's going to call me Russia/Nazis bot and go back to jerking off to his Mario dolls and worshiping .

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

So emperor bob noticed this thread huh while I was sleeping? What a time to be on the farms

 

[Mola Ram]

So emperor bob noticed this thread huh while I was sleeping? What a time to be on the farms

I don't know why everyone's so excited about it. So he'll sneer about "the troll farms" every now and then. He's never going to acknowledge it in any meaningful way, it's not going to give him a well-deserved emotional breakdown, and he's never going to bother replying either to the hilarious insults or the cutting criticism.

Hey, if he tardrages at us, that'd be great. I just don't see it happening. Bob is very good at ignoring anything that makes him uncomfortable.

 

[Red Hood]

So emperor bob noticed this thread huh while I was sleeping? What a time to be on the farms

Baron Mario-konnen reads the Farms?

We are so lucky to have Bob Chipman reading the threads.
Now we have the privilege of writing to that tub of lard all day long.
If I were him I'd walk my fat ass right into oncoming traffic.

I don't know why everyone's so excited about it. So he'll sneer about "the troll farms" every now and then. He's never going to acknowledge it in any meaningful way, it's not going to give him a well-deserved emotional breakdown, and he's never going to bother replying either to the hilarious insults or the cutting criticism.

Hey, if he tardrages at us, that'd be great. I just don't see it happening. Bob is very good at ignoring anything that makes him uncomfortable.

I mean, he's ignored exercise for DECADES.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I mean, he's ignored exercise for DECADES.

He tried exercise once, but quit once he realized that it required work and commitment. Blob breaks into a heavy sweat whenever he walks from the foam mattress to his computer.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I'm listening to a couple of reviews for A Wrinkle in time. Bob's gonna have a hard fucking time trying to give this movie a pass. From what I'm listening. This movie is not good in the slightest. I can't wait to hear what bullshit he pulls off his ass to try justify its existence.

 

[The Nothingness]

I can't wait to hear what bullshit he pulls off his ass to try justify its existence.

Sexism and racism, most likely.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sexism and racism, most likely.

The fact he admitted any flaws whatsoever makes me think the movie is as big a pile of garbage as the trailer hinted.

 

[TheClorax]

Not just that, I am willing to bet that no Marvel film has yet matched TDK's amazing cinematography and direction (seriously, the opening bank heist is still amazing after all those years). I like a lot of Marvel films, but they're all basically giant toy commercials. Hell, Marvel still can't color grade their movies properly.

If a bunch of "film critics" can't see that, then we have a clear reason why they are completely disconnected from the fans.

While TDK trilogy is good, I never really liked the realistic approach to Batman, who is a guy who dresses up as a bat, just to beat up bad people that use over the top gadgets and overly-contrived schemes just to kill him, Burton’s films understood, and portrayed Batman exactly as that, a comic book (call me a hypocrite since I enjoyed Homecoming more than the Rami Trilogy). Another thing I didn’t like, which could be blamed more on WB, is the standard it set for the DC movies after it; all heroes need to be dark and brooding throughout whole movie, and heaven forbid they make a single wisecrack.
Heck, I tend to view the lack of color-grading in the MCU, could be interpreted as a means of showing these movies take place in a world not too different from our own, seeing as how the real world lacks many dynamic colors that a lot of other superhero films have. The only actual difference between the MCU, and the real world, I that the MCU, has superheroes in it.
Marvel movies that take place on Earth, tend to take themselves more seriosly, since Earth is a place we actually care about what happens to it, since we live here, while movies like Guardians of the Galaxy, and Thor Ragnarok tend to be more silly and comical, we don’t know much about these places, and don’t care as much about what happens to these places.
As for critics, they tend to judge movies far differently than how fans judge movies; cinematography, directing, effects, story, acting etc. That’s why people unanimously hate the Star Wars Prequels, and enjoy the Sequel Trilogy. The only redeeming quality the Prequels actually had was the story, at least from episodes 2 and 3, which was incredibly hindered due to the poorly executed dialogue, and the bad acting of said dialogue.

Plus, Thanos and Loki, despite well acted performances from Tom Hiddleston and Josh Brolin, will NEVER top Heath Ledger’s Joker.

I’m gonna be honest, Jack Nicholson’s Joker was far more creepy, he killed thousands of Gotham citizens in a single parade, all to get a good laugh. A villain that does horrible things just because they enjoy being evil, is far more scarier (albeit not a very relatable one), than a villain with an philosophy that didn’t make much since.
Though we all know that the only reason Bob hates TDK is because of a completely made-up “Conservative Nazi” theme the film didn’t actually have.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

[QUOTE="As for critics, they tend to judge movies far differently than how fans judge movies; cinematography, directing, effects, story, acting etc. That’s why people unanimously hate the Star Wars Prequels, and enjoy the Sequel Trilogy. The only redeeming quality the Prequels actually had was the story, at least from episodes 2 and 3, which was incredibly hindered due to the poorly executed dialogue, and the bad acting of said dialogue. [/QUOTE]

The prequels actually had some great ideas in their stories it’s just a shame it was executed in a sloppy way. At least though they had a more interesting marriage and WAY better action scenes than the sequels, which to me are totally counter productive to make by the way in regards to the story of the Original Trilogy and the legacies it made through the actions and sacrifices Luke, Leia, and Han made.

[QUOTE="Though we all know that the only reason Bob hates TDK is because of a completely made-up “Conservative Nazi” theme the film didn’t actually have.[/QUOTE]

Bob doesn’t seem to like Christopher Nolan at all. Why’s that? Is it because his movies make Bob think to much or is it the dead girlfriend trope he puts in his movies?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

"As for critics, they tend to judge movies far differently than how fans judge movies; cinematography, directing, effects, story, acting etc. That’s why people unanimously hate the Star Wars Prequels, and enjoy the Sequel Trilogy. The only redeeming quality the Prequels actually had was the story, at least from episodes 2 and 3, which was incredibly hindered due to the poorly executed dialogue, and the bad acting of said dialogue.

The prequels actually had some great ideas in their stories it’s just a shame it was executed in a sloppy way. At least though they had a more interesting marriage and WAY better action scenes than the sequels, which to me are totally counter productive to make by the way in regards to the story of the Original Trilogy and the legacies it made through the actions and sacrifices Luke, Leia, and Han made.

[QUOTE="Though we all know that the only reason Bob hates TDK is because of a completely made-up “Conservative Nazi” theme the film didn’t actually have.

Bob doesn’t seem to like Christopher Nolan at all. Why’s that? Is it because his movies make Bob think to much or is it the dead girlfriend trope he puts in his movies?

Because the dudebros like them. fftopic:I fucking hate this term. It sounds so idiotic, and immature.fftopic:

Bob never let go of the people that bullied them. Despite him being a bully himself. And spitefully puts all that hate on things they like. Which is absurd, and ridiculous.

 

[Done]

As for critics, they tend to judge movies far differently than how fans judge movies; cinematography, directing, effects, story, acting etc. That’s why people unanimously hate the Star Wars Prequels, and enjoy the Sequel Trilogy. The only redeeming quality the Prequels actually had was the story, at least from episodes 2 and 3, which was incredibly hindered due to the poorly executed dialogue, and the bad acting of said dialogue.

The problem is, they're not, they're judging movies on whether they fit their criteria for what's progressive. No one can compare the Nolan trilogy to any Marvel film and conclude that the latter is better on any technical level (artistry is debatable, though I would definitely lean towards the Nolan films).

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The problem is, they're not, they're judging movies on whether they fit their criteria for what's progressive. No one can compare the Nolan trilogy to any Marvel film and conclude that the latter is better on any technical level (artistry is debatable, though I would definitely lean towards the Nolan films).

Bob made a blogpost about how The Dark Knight will never match the legacy of the Marvel Cinematic Universe; saying that:

“And yet, that “trifle” has proved to have an impact and an influence that KNIGHT could (and did) only dream of: The Marvel Cinematic Universe that spun out of it has changed the blockbuster landscape like nothing since the debut of STAR WARS, establishing a new template for success that not only every other superhero series but every other big-budget moviemaking apparatus period is now chasing. Back in ’08 it was assumed that every cinematic hero (super or not) would find themselves “Nolanized” for success, but instead everyone from Robin Hood to King Arthur to the Universal Monsters are being set up for their chance to be franchised, crossed-over and eventually (hopefully) AVENGE’D.”

And

“A better question might be why anything needs to become of it. Outliers are, after all, just as much landmarks as centerpieces. What fandom’s obsession with what THE DARK KNIGHT was meant to do on behalf of its tertiary elements long-term managed to obscure was that it remains a fairly excellent piece of work as is – even (perhaps more so) when removed from the broader superhero movie phenomenon, the Batman legacy and even its own prequel and sequel. Maybe it will take a while for the moviegoing world to take note of that again, as TDK continues its rotation in Saturday afternoon cable programming while the Marvel and DC Cinematic Universes slug it out at the multiplex for the next who-knows-how-long – pushed too early to the background because of everyone else’s expectations… punished by pop-culture for being “only” a good movie.”

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/09/the-dark-knight-fades-retrospective.html?m=1

Pretty atrocious blog post.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob made a blogpost about how The Dark Knight will never match the legacy of the Marvel Cinematic Universe; saying that:

“And yet, that “trifle” has proved to have an impact and an influence that KNIGHT could (and did) only dream of: The Marvel Cinematic Universe that spun out of it has changed the blockbuster landscape like nothing since the debut of STAR WARS, establishing a new template for success that not only every other superhero series but every other big-budget moviemaking apparatus period is now chasing. Back in ’08 it was assumed that every cinematic hero (super or not) would find themselves “Nolanized” for success, but instead everyone from Robin Hood to King Arthur to the Universal Monsters are being set up for their chance to be franchised, crossed-over and eventually (hopefully) AVENGE’D.”

And

“A better question might be why anything needs to become of it. Outliers are, after all, just as much landmarks as centerpieces. What fandom’s obsession with what THE DARK KNIGHT was meant to do on behalf of its tertiary elements long-term managed to obscure was that it remains a fairly excellent piece of work as is – even (perhaps more so) when removed from the broader superhero movie phenomenon, the Batman legacy and even its own prequel and sequel. Maybe it will take a while for the moviegoing world to take note of that again, as TDK continues its rotation in Saturday afternoon cable programming while the Marvel and DC Cinematic Universes slug it out at the multiplex for the next who-knows-how-long – pushed too early to the background because of everyone else’s expectations… punished by pop-culture for being “only” a good movie.”

http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/09/the-dark-knight-fades-retrospective.html?m=1

Pretty atrocious blog post.

He is such a shitty writer.

I mean I know I've said that before, but every time some longform work of his shows up on the thread I'm again struck by his verbal spinach, his twisted sentence structure, and his clear-as-mud phrasing.

Why is this man paid for his writing?