Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LiquidKid]

As for "SJW Movies", I don't see Disney giving it up anytime soon. Disney is just further developing their monopoly on the media to the point that they can push whatever agenda they want and they'll never be driven to give it up.

A media dominitated by the politically correct is the best reality for Disney. It was the edgy risk taking of Don Bluth and Dreamworks that took away from their market share. If they can police what people can and can’t do in a movie in terms of inclusivity, they can dominate forever

 

[Godzilla@1989]

A media dominitated by the politically correct is the best reality for Disney. It was the edgy risk taking of Don Bluth and Dreamworks that took away from their market share. If they can police what people can and can’t do in a movie in terms of inclusivity, they can dominate forever

That's bullshit these days. I want studios to give the directors creative freedom to take risks with their projects, even if they fail or not. This is why I despite Disney's purchase of Fox. They're going to take away the freedom that directors have if they want to work with Fox and or Fox Searchlight.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'm super late with this but MovieBob came up during a Diversity & Comics livestream from two days ago. The little he said about Bob made me chuckle a bit.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm super late with this but MovieBob came up during a Diversity & Comics livestream from two days ago. The little he said about Bob made me chuckle a bit.

"Low T tryhard" is the most perfect summary of Bob since Stacy McCain called him a bloated endomorph.

 

[Flexo]

Now we have the privilege of writing to that tub of lard all day long.

I was doing it before it was cool!

but what about the robots? We can't be racist against them now can we?

We'll try, the fucking clankers.

Also i hate to admit it, but Bob is kinda right about that simpsons history. Citation

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

People dislike Lisa because, like Bob, she's a smug, holier than thou know it all with a wildly inflated ego who tries repeatedly to impose her beliefs on others without regard for their feelings or beliefs. Unlike Bob, she has, at times, been willing to compromise, or learn, or accept that her worldview is not the only acceptable way to live.

And her dad works in a nuclear power plant. Obsolete mustard ghouls.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Wrinkle in Time video's up:

Spoiler: Recap

* Strawmans people correctly calling it out for being a pastel nightmare of a movie for the first minute-thirty. Basically a rehash of when he talked about it during his Most Anticipated video.
* He fucks up the editing at 4:20.
* Score: Three stars.
* Also, he wore this:

I'm pretty sure I do.

Beggars can't be choosers.

Never go full Moviebob.

And lastly, Bob creaming his jorts over Mario.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Beggars can't be choosers.
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Is it just me, or I cringe on the possibility of a Biden campaign? After the shit that went down under Obama that gave us Trump, I think Biden's going to turn off a lot of people like Jeb did honestly. If he wins, I'm seriously going to hate Bob and his ilk on the left walk back their shit talk on the white working class and pretend to make us come together with Biden as president. Also, I'm really going to hate it if Bob and people like him are silent if Biden tries to do the same shit Trump's doing.

 

[AnOminous]

Seeing a total smoothbrain like Bob try to mock something as being stupid and lowbrow is the height of irony

This fat, dumb son of a bitch would need the procedure from Flowers for Algernon just to be middlebrow.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Projection, thy name is Moviebob.

 

[Doctor Stan]

Projection, thy name is Moviebob.

That's why blob is one of my favorite cows, he's always projecting and completely lacks self awareness

 

[Florence]

Never go full Moviebob.
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If I didn’t know any better, I’d think he was deliberately acting like a parody of himself

 

[neonwhite900]

The Onion is basically calling out Blob with this.

 

[Mola Ram]

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I was going to say, what negative review? He gave it three stars.

Then I remembered he's grading on the wokeness curve, where three stars is a nice way of saying "pastel puke."

 

[Clay Claymore]

Paddington is too tense for him? Fucking Paddington?

So I don't really care about Paddington, but I'm going to guess that it doesn't have anything to do with the UK assimilating immigrants?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sperging about the working class.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

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BULLSHIT

Your sycophantic exceptional fans vote bombed a ScrewAttack contest. If it wasn't for that nobody would know who the fuck you were.

 

[Mola Ram]

Sperging about the working class.
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"Made something of myself."

Shrieking on the internet and cunting all day on Twitter does not make you Woody Fucking Guthrie, you lunatic adipose raddled sack of monkey spunk and bitter hatred.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"Made something of myself."

Shrieking on the internet and cunting all day on Twitter does not make you Woody Fucking Guthrie, you lunatic adipose raddled sack of monkey spunk and bitter hatred.

Bob reminds me of that rich snob kid that throws temper tantrums when he doesn’t get the toy he wants. I can imagine him on the room whining and kicking and punching until his mommy gives him the fucking toy.

I hope someone puts his fatass on a Rust Belt state factory so he can understand the sacrifice the working class makes for their families and kids. Bob, meanwhile, is a lazy motherfucker that eats chicken nuggets all day while sitting on his ass wearing a stinky diaper he’s worn for ten years.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

This fat, lying fucker, right here.

Possibly the biggest "factory" in MA went into a death spiral when he was still eating finger paint. None of those plants (despite the industry being high tech, they were still called plants then) were on the North Shore where Bob was spawned. The fucking Charleston Chew factory went out of business decades before that. The only thing that really fits his timeframe is Polaroid, which is probably 35 miles away from Lynn.

So he ain't talking about DEC and he shouldn't be talking about Polaroid. What the fuck is he on about? With his resume, he might be qualified to work at Nick's Roast Beef, but they're still in business.