Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob is actually a better fit for a live action Plinkett than Rich Evans. He's fat, he's egotistical and he probably has some underage girls in his basement.

Except Plinkett has married (and murdered) multiple women. Don't forget he also has at least one son (RIP, killed himself in a gas station toilet) and one granddaughter (performing nightly at PoleKatz in Atlantic City!).

Plinkett is way more Chad than Bob will ever be.

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

Will she have all the characters of New Genesis be black while all the characters of Apokolips be white? Make a guess who would be picked to portray Big Barda.

Amy Schumer as Granny Goodness

On that note, is Wakanda just New Genesis, but black?

 

[The Nothingness]

Maybe Oprah as Granny Goodness because heaven forbid Ava not shoehorn Oprah in there somewhere.

Amy Schumer as Granny Goodness

On that note, is Wakanda just New Genesis, but black?

Of those picks, I would rather have Ed Asner voice the character again before he dies and have her be CGI like Steppenwolf was.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Will she have all the characters of New Genesis be black while all the characters of Apokolips be white? Make a guess who would be picked to portray Big Barda.

Honestly I'd laugh if they change it so Orion is a black man when his Mother Box isn't disguising his true face. That's the opposite of what you're saying but it'd still be a funny idea.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Plinkett is way more Chad than Bob will ever be.

Fuck it, who needs an early night anyway?:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Dumb post to sperg, but anyone thinking Infinity War will be a critical disappointment that has a rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes? I’m just curious because given the build up Marvel Studios had leading up to the movie, I’m getting the feeling that the movie is going to underperform and I think it’s going to be anticlimactic.

Fuck it, who needs an early night anyway?:

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Also add “Believes Marvel Studios are the saviors of cinema” for Bob and also “Believes Mario is his friend”.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Also add “Believes Marvel Studios are the saviors of cinema” for Bob and also “Believes Mario is his friend”.

I was going to put more, but Bob fails so hard at everything I ran out of space.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You really wanna come at them for dorky photos?

 

[The Nothingness]

Dumb post to sperg, but anyone thinking Infinity War will be a critical disappointment that has a rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes? I’m just curious because given the build up Marvel Studios had leading up to the movie, I’m getting the feeling that the movie is going to underperform and I think it’s going to be anticlimactic.

I don't think it will have a "rotten" score, even the worst of the movies in the MCU have a "fresh" rating. However the audience score may go the way of TLJ, which would be fun to see how Bob reacts.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I don't think it will have a "rotten" score, even the worst of the movies in the MCU have a "fresh" rating. However the audience score may go the way of TLJ, which would be fun to see how Bob reacts.

I don’t know how that would it play out. It would have to fuck up the backstory and legacy the way TLJ did it. Though I’m expecting they’ll pull a slap to the face by fish in the end.

However, I think the audience score will be a bit higher than TLJ to be honest.

 

[Lunete]

You really wanna come at them for dorky photos?
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Trade schools exist Bob. You don't have to go to college these days.

 

[Kyria the Great]

You really wanna come at them for dorky photos?
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You know they could actually be smart and realize that they could just say fuck college as for the most part it is a waste of time and money and decide to work in a field where getting experience is more important. Though I love how Bob pulls this shit when his college degree is one you can wipe your ass with considering its true worth in the grand scheme of things, but I guess critical thinking skills or self-reflection has never been Bob's strength.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Trade schools exist Bob. You don't have to go to college these days.

Bob's probably jealous that they'll be more successful than him. Hence why he attacked them and everyone that has done more worthwhile than anything he did.

I don't think it will have a "rotten" score, even the worst of the movies in the MCU have a "fresh" rating. However the audience score may go the way of TLJ, which would be fun to see how Bob reacts.

Also, the fact that its going to be 156 minutes isn't a good sign too. One of the ways that it could fuck up is a majority of the time would be devoted to having useless exposition of the origins of the Infinity Stones and having Thanos, since he's been build up to this point, take up a majority of the screen time with useless monologues about his revenge on the galaxy or whatever or Tony Stark having emotional moments about his daddy issues and why he an the other Avengers fight with their powers.

Also, you could see the possibility of having some of the Avengers being sidelined during the crucial plot moments until they get off the bench and take turns fighting Thanos, which may be a potential letdown of itself.

One way, it could end up like The Dark Knight Rises, a solid conclusion that falls short of the expectations of the previous films, or it could end up like The Amazing Spider Man 2, a below average mess that's overstuff with too many characters and subplots without improving upon the previous film(s).

 

[Rekkington]

Dumb post to sperg, but anyone thinking Infinity War will be a critical disappointment that has a rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes? I’m just curious because given the build up Marvel Studios had leading up to the movie, I’m getting the feeling that the movie is going to underperform and I think it’s going to be anticlimactic.


Also add “Believes Marvel Studios are the saviors of cinema” for Bob and also “Believes Mario is his friend”.

It's gonna have some massive cliffhanger leading into the part two, and they'll probably use part 2 to kickoff the whole new series of movies and probably kill off a lot of them. May very well be their opportunity to "diversify" the roster. That'll keep people spazzing for years.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

You really wanna come at them for dorky photos?
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You'd think this could hurt someone's chances in a job application, but I doubt Bob has to worry about that.

 

[Flexo]

It's gonna have some massive cliffhanger leading into the part two, and they'll probably use part 2 to kickoff the whole new series of movies and probably kill off a lot of them. May very well be their opportunity to "diversify" the roster. That'll keep people spazzing for years.

I've heard rumors there won't be part 2, it's just going to be 1 movie. That's why...

Dumb post to sperg, but anyone thinking Infinity War will be a critical disappointment that has a rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes? I’m just curious because given the build up Marvel Studios had leading up to the movie, I’m getting the feeling that the movie is going to underperform and I think it’s going to be anticlimactic.

It's going to be TPM all over again. The anticipation will be so high, 10 years worth of investment in this saga to the point that NOBODY will be able to speak ill of it until at least a year later when the passions cool and the mistakes start to be seen.

At least worst case scenario. They might pull it off. I am betting there is going to be a superhero crash after this, though. Once the payoff hits, people will lose interest for a time.

Fuck it, who needs an early night anyway?:

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Screw it, you want another comparison? RLM has an ENTIRE tribute channel just dedicated to autistically critiquing the things they missed in their style.

Does Bob have anybody trying to imitate his style? Do things his way?

I rest my case.

 

[The Nothingness]

Does Bob have anybody trying to imitate his style? Do things his way?

I rest my case.

The "closest" thing was this but it was more of a mockery of his reviews.

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[LN 910]

Ready Player One looks like a bad Overthinker episode (eg: all of them).

 

[RockVolnutt]

I've heard rumors there won't be part 2, it's just going to be 1 movie. That's why...



It's going to be TPM all over again. The anticipation will be so high, 10 years worth of investment in this saga to the point that NOBODY will be able to speak ill of it until at least a year later when the passions cool and the mistakes start to be seen.

At least worst case scenario. They might pull it off. I am betting there is going to be a superhero crash after this, though. Once the payoff hits, people will lose interest for a time.

It's not a rumor. All we know about Avengers 4 is it's "a very different thing" that will "serve as a conclusion for that era". For all we know it could be something based on Avengers Disassembled (Even though the disbanding thing has been done already) so they can use the New Avengers name for a 5th one.

Alternatively, it might be the movie equivalent of "Man, remember all those good times we had the past decade?"