Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob sure sleeps and goes to the doctor a lot...
You know, we were talking about Bob's most bizarre and autistic beliefs/behaviors a few pages ago and no one brought up his constant announcing to everyone when he sleeps.

Like, back before he blocked me on twitter I would scroll past an all-caps "I SLEEP NOW" tweet from him almost daily, usually at some ungodly hour that kind of cements the fact that he rarely encounters sunlight. Does he think people are desperately waiting around for his latest rambling screed about die untermenchen?
 

You know, :powerlevel:one of my earliest debugging tests was done at a Toys 'R Us during christmas time. (My builders figured if I didn't kill anybody during it, my safeties were operational - they were only wrong 4 times.):powerlevel: So on one level I can feel some sadness at seeing a place like that close down.

But an interpretation of Hell? In his next book, is Bob going to compare Toys R Us closing as his own Dante's Inferno?

Then to make it worse, he can't even connect to the idea that maybe some people feel the same way he does towards the factory closing down in their town. This man's inability to demonstrate sympathy is just baffling and I'm just a robot.

Obviously he edits as much as i do, which is not at all (and my excuse is I'm too fucking broke for a good video editor program), his BvS spergfest proved that. I'm going to assume he is even more terrible at his job than we thought.

Try using LightWorks. I have a friend who picked it up (free) and he's been enjoying it.

Talk about how hot Nazi Supergirl is and sperg on Twitter all day.

An Nazi-Supergirl. The only woman who echoed him more than Clinton. Truly the superior waifu.

Too bad her husband in the show was Nazi-Arrow - the ultimate dudebro.

Place your bets on the next store he'll cry his eyes out over when they all close. Best Buy? DXL?

Costco.

(or the equivalent)
 
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I have a interesting question regarding Bob’s politics.

Does he get his news from CNN or MSNBC? I always questions his source of news.
 
To be honest it's probably Twitter. He strikes me as the type to just goes with whatever the SJW outrage machine links to in between bouts of REEing.
I would also think he along with SJWs get their source of news from NowThis and ATTN, both biased news sources.
 
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Juxtapose that with this.

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Superior intellectual indeed.
It's always weird that Bob uses mediocre as an insult. Like he's the obese retarded version of immortan joe. What's wrong with being mediocre anyway? By it's definition most people are mediocre. Being mediocre is way better than being Bob.
 
It's always weird that Bob uses mediocre as an insult. Like he's the obese exceptional version of immortan joe. What's wrong with being mediocre anyway? By it's definition most people are mediocre. Being mediocre is way better than being Bob.

Bob is many things, but he's certainly not mediocre. You could say he's...

...exceptional.
 
Radio Shack was a den of misfits and weirdos very much like Bob, but it's long gone now.
This is true, but Radio Shack usually at least had people that were interested in things like programming or ham radio or whatever. Bob would be disappointed that ham radio isn't a way to transmit pork into his system over the airwaves.
 
It's always weird that Bob uses mediocre as an insult. Like he's the obese exceptional version of immortan joe. What's wrong with being mediocre anyway? By it's definition most people are mediocre. Being mediocre is way better than being Bob.
You're forgetting he has that :autism: belief that no borders and an one world government will mean we'll get the "best of the best". He thinks those conditions would have survival of the fittest kick in and give us an intellectual elite.

To him, being a medicore American means being worthless and only existing because America allows you to which is "holding us back".
 
Will the Retail Apocalypse affect the economy in anyway?

Yes and no. The main effect will be the loss of jobs for thousands of people. However, the entire retail apocalypse is already the result of changes in the American economy. The economy will change overtime and adjust accordingly to the shift.

Bob is many things, but he's certainly not mediocre. You could say he's...

...exceptional.

I wouldn't use mediocre because that would mean he obtains at most some moderate level of quality.

Bob is just an object failure.
 
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Holy fuck, this is an almost 40 year old man who is so upset about a toy store closing he has to take a nap.

Most people would feel maybe a little melancholic, but not to this degree.

I mean I sympathize with him. I ended up back in the city near my hometown for the first time in years last summer. It was bizarre. I barely remembered how to get around. But then driving by houses I pointed out to my newer friends where me and the people they also met had done shit. Or the parties I had told them stories about. I even stopped at my first job to go see the manager again, because he gave me the Job because I had been in there all the time spending my allowance. And it had been closed for a week. And I realized you can't go home again.

Oh wait? He's talking about a place he bought toys from? Oh. Oh....
 
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