Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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P.P.S. Obligatory @Mola Ram mention.

What a blithering fuckhead.

Look, this is not the first time Dr. Jones has been out of circulation. That never stopped new franchises from stepping up to fill the public appetite for something similar -- pulpy, testosterone-fuelled explorers and archaeologists. The first two that come to mind are The Mummy (1999) and National Treasure, and both of those came out after Indy had been out of theatres for a decade or more. Indiana Jones is an icon, one of the most instantly recognizable characters of all time. A studio makes something that fills that niche, they'll be able to print money.

But then I've been salty about Bob ever since he clogged up the toilets at Pankot. You Western heathens have any idea how much it takes to clog a toilet in fucking Rajashtan? Kali's tits, the plumbers were beside themselves.
 
Wow, it's almost like actions have consequences or something.
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What a blithering fuckhead.

Look, this is not the first time Dr. Jones has been out of circulation. That never stopped new franchises from stepping up to fill the public appetite for something similar -- pulpy, testosterone-fuelled explorers and archaeologists. The first two that come to mind are The Mummy (1999) and National Treasure, and both of those came out after Indy had been out of theatres for a decade or more. Indiana Jones is an icon, one of the most instantly recognizable characters of all time. A studio makes something that fills that niche, they'll be able to print money.

But then I've been salty about Bob ever since he clogged up the toilets at Pankot. You Western heathens have any idea how much it takes to clog a toilet in fucking Rajashtan? Kali's tits, the plumbers were beside themselves.

Did you call up Mario? He'd be willing to help deal with his most annoying fan
 
Tomb Raider sperging.
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P.S. Does he seriously think that people my age don't know who Indiana Jones is?

P.P.S. Obligatory @Mola Ram mention.

Part of what bugs me with Tomb Raider which Bob ALMOST stumbles upon here (yet avoids - probably because of what it says about his allies) is that on some technical levels it's kind of ideal.

Lara is a legit character who goes on an actual arc. She actually has struggles and makes mistakes, ending the movie a better person than where she started from. Heck, as we talked about earlier, the movie actually has the closest to realistic fighting we can expect from movies as Lara struggles against opponents larger and stronger than her.

In other words: Lara Croft IS NOT A MARY SUE!

(Had this been Rey from the start I would be singing a much different tune about the Star Wars sequels.) Yet as Bob points out, there's not much talk about it is there? Where's all the "rah rah! sisterhood!" out there? This is one film I could see both liberals and conservatives kind of uniting over. So where's all the buzz about it?

I suspect that - like we went over earlier with "Night in the Woods" - the problem with Tomb Raider is that nobody sees it as propagandistic enough. The problem with that is...
(and yes, I would rather see Peterson review the film than Bob)
 
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From what I understand of so called "smart guns" they are very ineffective as from what I understand your fingerprints have to be in the exactly correct place in order to operate and in situations that are life threatening, lets face it, won't happen. Additionally the beauty of a firearm its simplicity that anyone with basic firearm knowledge can break it down, clean it, put it back together without too much hassle and if you complicate it ruins that purpose. Add in the fact that government agencies were wanting to push this type of tech makes me believe in ulterior motives among many other firearm owners of possible heavy government restriction of firearms which is a direct violation of the 2nd Amendment.

All and all, Bob again proves how much of a tool he is without any basic foresight or insight and the fact he wants this tech to be in the hands as someone as slimy as Jeff Bezos further cements his Rexian worldview.
Rexian?
 
Geez Bob, do you think the reason audiences have been rejecting YOUGOGRRL! Action Heroines like the new Lara Croft is because legacy franchises like Star Wars have been ramming ideologically driven versions of them down our throats the last couple of years? Is it because you're not allowed to make a female action hero unless it's made perfectly clear to audiences that she's a perfect fish that don't need no bicycles? (Also, that White Men suck and are stupid.)

I haven't watched the new Lara Croft movie and I have no idea if it's pandering SJW bullshit or not, but previous female action star-led movies have poisoned the well, no doubt. It's also difficult to make a movie with a female action lead, because if you're going to make it with any measure of verisimilitude or dramatic tension, you're going to have to *gasp!* put the female lead into actual danger! That means that there will be a chance that she will be manhandled by male enemies (which, as feminists know, is the equivalent to rape.) Also, even if you try to make the most feminist action heroine you can think of, you'll still fail, because

(a) portraying her with masculine traits and attitudes is sexist because she's just then a man with tits,
(b) portraying her with feminine traits and feminine connections to family and community is also sexist because it implys women are different from men,
(c) portraying her as a good, athletic fighter is bad because it bodyshames fat people,
(d) portraying her as a woman attractive enough to draw audiences is sexist because of the Male Gaze, (e) portraying her as having realistic limitations will discourage all of the little girls watching in the audience from becoming heroic themselves and
(f), portraying her as invincible will make her boring.

Why deal with that when you can just make a film starring a man and avoid all that crap? (Make an action movie starring a black man, and you'll get all of your Oppression Points plus you'll rake in a ton of money from white nerds who want to appear "woke" to their friends.)
 
I haven't watched the new Lara Croft movie and I have no idea if it's pandering SJW bullshit or not, but previous female action star-led movies have poisoned the well, no doubt.
See my comment above. It does not and you are onto the problem.
 
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Thanks, i could find that after making an Internet search

Well the irony I appreciate in the Bob Chipman thread is that from his ignorance, I have certainly gotten more knowledgeable about the greater world whether it be from the other Kiwis or seeking the information myself so I guess there can be enlightenment from the ignorance of others.
 
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Well the irony I appreciate in the Bob Chipman thread is that from his ignorance, I have certainly gotten more knowledgeable about the greater world whether it be from the other Kiwis or seeking the information myself so I guess there can be enlightenment from the ignorance of others.

You learn by watching their fails, that's how that form of learning works
 
Found the context for the Night in the Woods thing Bob was sort of involved in thanks to a RT by broteam. A tranny wrote some "criticism" of the "game" where

They bitched that it didn't depict rural Americans as awful irredeemable Hitlerkin

More on that here: https://twitter.com/Snorwich0747/status/977247976262389760
So let me get this straight, a work of fiction is supposed to provide a means of escapism by reminding you of the world you were trying to escape in the first place? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
You're telling me... there's going to be more moviebobs? People who are as devoted to this guy as some fanbases are to Star Wars and Nintendo?

And you think that's only VAGUELY terrifying?

A word on all the strong woman books, movies, games, etc... the vast majority of them are usually popular with the dreaded "nerdy male" audience. (The least misogynist audience. I suspect they were just seen as an easy target nobody would defend, not a genuine source of misogyny). Muscular women with man traits are frequent icons of wish fulfillment for men, particularly men who feel like they have some sort of disadvantage. They have existed for CENTURIES!!!!! and aren't new. There was no backlash to them until recently when they were used to bring across ham-fisted political narratives and got used as criticism shields, ironically by the sort of misogynists who think less of them or are trying to hide skeletons in their closet and get people to look the other way.

If you look at what women are actually buying, they like attractive babes, they like feminine clothes, they like sexy magazines, they like trashy books, they like romantic movies. And they like traditional video games too. Video games probably have the biggest ratio of exclusively men buying games with female protagonists. Progressive female audiences exist in small numbers, but they don't buy. They'll watch the cutscenes and tweet support, but no money. Back pats aren't what keep the lights on at companies making games that cost them millions of dollars.

Nerdy men will talk to cosplayers like normal people and everyone else will catcall them for example
 
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