Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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No. No. A thousand times no.
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(Also, Zombie Island exists.)

I don't even have a joke, I just wanna punch him in the face.
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Those videos illustrate my main concerns with the MCU formula and how bland the films have been getting in recent years. What is really damning is that I cannot even remember more than a few bars of the most "iconic" theme from the MCU, the main Avengers theme, composed by Alan Silvestri and this guy is one of the best composers in Hollywood! Hell, I can easily hum the theme from Back to the Future. When compared to the soundtracks of genre-defining films like John Williams' score to Superman (1978 ) and Danny Elfman's Batman (1989) score, the MCU is severely lacking.

Despite his own verbosity, Bob is an extremely callow, intellectually lazy, and superficial. I have thought this for a long while, but never outright said it: there is something Pavlovian about the MCU. Bob is the dumb-as-mud and eager-to-please golden retriever who keeps drooling when Kevin Fiege rings the damn bell. Given the abhorrence of Bob's views and his immaturity, as with the Mario series, Bob sees the MCU as a security blanket. He will never peel back the naked pandering of Black Panther to realize that it is a bland and underwhelming film that really is nothing special when you look past the production design and "diverse" cast.

Bob (and the critical consensus to the MCU) is the reason why I increasingly look at Marvel with barely-veiled disgust. I acknowledge that Justice League was a bad film, but at least parts of it had some emotional honesty and I felt genuine catharsis at the the end. Marvel films generally don't do anything for me anymore because they are so formulaic.

I think the Pavlovian for Bob is the lead in to the future installments. Hence why the only reason he's happy about Disney pointlessly buying Fox is because with the X-Men, the MCU will never end.

What amazes me is that Bob and his people criticize other films that copy the MCU formula for being too busy setting up their films and not focusing on their own story.

One problem I'm worried about Infinity War is that the previous MCU films were filler stories that didn't set up the film properly that made us look forward to it. I feel like the film would have made the others look tremendous tedious and pointless if the film doesn't bring in the stories of those films together.

For all it's flaws, at least the DECU has made an effort into having build up for future films. And also, at least their villains, however shitty they are, bring the films doomsday stakes much higher than the MCU villains.

No. No. A thousand times no.
I have a curious question. If Bob bitches about how the Rust Belt workers are afraid to compete against others for jobs and trying something new to improve their economic living, why has all of his pitches have to be remakes? Is he afraid to try something new like Hollywood nowadays, hence the ENDLESS remakes and sequels?

Hell, I wrote a 210-page script that I tried to make it original, even though I've yet to sell it. I don't care if it fails, but I want to try to make it new that'll stand out from the rest.
 
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I’m a Marvel sperg who honestly really likes the MCU as a whole, but it’s uncritical saps like Bob that are starting to make me like it less.
I liked The Last Jedi, and I've considered everything Bob's said about it to be utterly moronic. It's okay to like the same stuff he does, it doesn't make you an idiot any more than it doesn't make him not an idiot.
 
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I have a curious question. If Bob bitches about how the Rust Belt workers are afraid to compete against others for jobs and trying something new to improve their economic living, why has all of his pitches have to be remakes? Is he afraid to try something new like Hollywood nowadays, hence the ENDLESS remakes and sequels?
Even when an idea of his isn't explicitly a remake/sequel/adaptation, it's still unoriginal at best.
 
I think the Pavlovian for Bob is the lead in to the future installments. Hence why the only reason he's happy about Disney pointlessly buying Fox is because with the X-Men, the MCU will never end.

What amazes me is that Bob and his people criticize other films that copy the MCU formula for being too busy setting up their films and not focusing on their own story.

One problem I'm worried about Infinity War is that the previous MCU films were filler stories that didn't set up the film properly that made us look forward to it. I feel like the film would have made the others look tremendous tedious and pointless if the film doesn't bring in the stories of those films together.

For all it's flaws, at least the DECU has made an effort into having build up for future films. And also, at least their villains, however shitty they are, bring the films doomsday stakes much higher than the MCU villains.


I have a curious question. If Bob bitches about how the Rust Belt workers are afraid to compete against others for jobs and trying something new to improve their economic living, why has all of his pitches have to be remakes? Is he afraid to try something new like Hollywood nowadays, hence the ENDLESS remakes and sequels?

Hell, I wrote a 210-page script that I tried to make it original, even though I've yet to sell it. I don't care if it fails, but I want to try to make it new that'll stand out from the rest.
For all his bluster about evolution and shit what Bob really wants is to live in an intellectual bubble. Every piece of media he consumes has to either stroke his nostalgia or uncritically affirm his idiotic, childish worldview. We see he utterly despises change where it matters most to him when he winges about how Sonic's arms are not blue Mario should still be from Brooklyn, damn it!
 
I liked The Last Jedi, and I've considered everything Bob's said about it to be utterly moronic. It's okay to like the same stuff he does, it doesn't make you an idiot any more than it doesn't make him not an idiot.
Liking Star Wars, Marvel, and any other geek property doesn’t make you a lolcow. It’s when you take it to ridiculous extremes that it does, like Bob claiming that Black Panther is THE civil rights milestone of the 21st century.
 
Even when an idea of his isn't explicitly a remake/sequel/adaptation, it's still unoriginal at best.
Also worth noting is that in regards to his remakes, he completely misses the point of the original. Especially with his pitch for a remake of The Terminator. As seen with this video he did last year, sorry for the :late: video.


The Terminator was about the potential dangers of AI when the internet can be powerful in starting human holocausts and to me, the concept of sending the Terminator back in time to terminate a important person that would alter history is how I see the internet having the ability to delete history.

What Bob wants to do with his remake/reboot is show a angry jock going back in time and fucking everything up for SJW nerds because they were more successful than him and showing a future where robots are the new working class.
 
Mario should still be from Brooklyn, damn it!
I really do not get this particular bit of Bob's :autism:. Why Brooklyn? You would think Bob would have Mario be from Lyn... Uh I mean Boston!
Yeah yeah I know. The answer is :autism: and all that.
 
I really do not get this particular bit of Bob's :autism:. Why Brooklyn? You would think Bob would have Mario be from Lyn... Uh I mean Boston!
Yeah yeah I know. The answer is :autism: and all that.
Because it allowed him to believe that he could become like Mario if he was from a real place.
 
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So, what was that about Bob not giving a shit about the Roseanne revival? I mean, I didn't either until people start boycotting it, so now I'm inclined to catch the next episode.
From what I've heard the show portrays Obsolete America and it's inhabitants positively. Obviously this pisses off Bob and his SJW sempai's something fierce. TLDR Bob is being :autism: as always.
 
It's not even unoriginal in his goonies case, it's just "hey do the first movie but make it slightly different and also fill in the gaps for me"
But moving on:
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Taking this a step further, this is a misogynistic hot take but movie blob and Achu are too stupid to realize it (especially funny coming from Achu since his marriage fell apart because he was fat, slob that mistreated his wife). It’s very i feminist to say she’s a terrible woman/wife when the premise of the show was she’s not your typical stepford housewife but instead an authentic middle America housewife. Just more shitting all over poor white people.

Roseanne took shit from no one, even when she did take shit she did so to prevent her from losing her job (when she worked in that factory with George Clooney). Dan was a “nice guy” who did nothing around the house and barely provided for the family. She supported his dream to have a bike shop, which tanked, and put up with his drunkenness and low ambition. She was the head of the household.
 
It's not even unoriginal in his goonies case, it's just "hey do the first movie but make it slightly different and also fill in the gaps for me"
But moving on:
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More whiteknighting
There's more.
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(Also, "I don't care re: Roseanne".)

One-sided Twitter feud No. 1739.
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SOUTH PARK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Not gonna lie, I'd pay to see Bob get roughed up by refugees.
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And he wonders why he's stuck in a basement.
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"I made it an arbitrary amount of time ago, joke's on you!"
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"But when I use my platform to insult people..."
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Depends, wanna get rid of the Mario statues?
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...Does he not know how running for president works?
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Just watched the first episode of the new Roseanne. I was entertained and am looking forward to more, but it portrayed Trump voters as something other than complete monsters. 2/10
 
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It is amazing how quick he is to look down and show so much hate on shows like Roseanne and South Park for being created by people not lining up with his political views. Bob would retroactively act like the shows were never good because he can't accept that people who don't line with his far left views can make entertainment that reaches a large audience.
 
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What part of his use of "Obsolete" or "They can be replaced" does Bob not understand reads as being genocidal? Even if you throw him a bone and point out that old blog post about his politics since that's one of the less violent comments on the issue, he suggests throwing money and abortions at unwanted demographics until they fade away. That's still advocating genocide.
 
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It is amazing how quick he is to look down and show so much hate on shows like Roseanne and South Park for being created by people not lining up with his political views. Bob would retroactively act like the shows were never good because he can't accept that people who don't line with his far left views can make entertainment that reaches a large audience.
Because he's trying to pretend that him and his sempais' shit taste in media was good all along.
 
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