Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Literally only famous for sperging at Pixels.

"No Jordan, don't stretch your creative wings!"

Yep, all bullshit, give or take the stuff that came straight out of his mouth.

Well, have fun with the shitshow.

"But when I ignore arguments because of typos..."

Bob's 37.

 

[The Nothingness]

What do you guys think Blob will have to say about Deadpool 2? $20 says he bitches about dudebros liking it at some point.

Also will probably bitch about any jabs Deadpool makes at SJWs or try to spin a narrative that comic book nerds upset about Domino being black are white supremacists.

 

[Reynard]

Yeah, that's who the Nazis wanted to kill most of all. The fatties.
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If the Nazis hated fat people, they wouldn't have been allies with Mussolini.

Literally only famous for sperging at Pixels.
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If what he's saying is true, it's just going to show how bad the NRA has been at defending gun-owners in recent years. I say this as a fan of guns.

Bob's 37.
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I've never heard of someone disliking yellow gummy bears. Regardless, I have to ask, would he specifically buy gummy bears to throw at this man? Would he only do it in a situation where he is having some on the off-chance they see each other on the street while that happens? Why don't you just call the motherfucker a pretentious cunt like that information says?
But shit, now I want to have some gummy bears...

 

[HighballJordan113]

What do you guys think Blob will have to say about Deadpool 2? $20 says he bitches about dudebros liking it at some point.

He'll probably either A. Sperg about it for not being Disney. B. Sperg about it for being Fox. C. Sperg about it being a 90s character. D. Sperg about it being rated R. Or E. All of the above and then some. At this point it doesn't even matter to him if the actual film is good. If it doesn't line up with Bobby's feelings it will at best get tepid (and backhanded) praise.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Bob's 37.

Gummy bears?

I just...what?

 

[Mola Ram]

Gummy bears?

I just...what?

Just hope he gets the right ones:

https://www.amazon.com/DiabeticFriendly-Sugar-Assorted-Fruit-Gummy/dp/B000QKNYP2

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Just hope he gets the right ones:

https://www.amazon.com/DiabeticFriendly-Sugar-Assorted-Fruit-Gummy/dp/B000QKNYP2

Don't those sugar-free gummy bears cause diarrhea though...?

Wait...

Maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all, especially since Bob's going to be eating those gummy bears while he's throwing them.

 

[Judge Holden]

Gummy bears?

I just...what?

I suspect moviebobs daddy once had an "if you take my cummies I give you gummys!" arrangement with bobby when he was a kid, only to become physically repulsed by how much of a fatass he became and turn his attentions elsewhere. Furious that his daddy no longer showered him with cummies and gummys due to his weight, the already mentally broken bobby was transformed into the autistic behemoth of spite and whine we see today

 

[thismanlies]

Yep, all bullshit, give or take the stuff that came straight out of his mouth.

Hmm, nice lies... nice lies...

Bob Chipman is an upstanding person who engages in calorie-burning activities and would never want to deny anyone the right to vote merely because they come from a region where people disagree with him. Also he has a solid chance of procreating.

 

[Mola Ram]

Hmm, nice lies... nice lies...

Bob Chipman is an upstanding person who engages in calorie-burning activities and would never want to deny anyone the right to vote merely because they come from a region where people disagree with him. Also he has a solid chance of procreating.

And his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

 

[Judge Holden]

Hmm, nice lies... nice lies...

Bob Chipman is an upstanding person who engages in calorie-burning activities and would never want to deny anyone the right to vote merely because they come from a region where people disagree with him. Also he has a solid chance of procreating.

one of movieblob's perpetual theme songs

(incidentally he did his own cover of this song a few years ago, titled "feed me pies, feed me sweet little pies" which saw limited success)

 

[RodgerDodger]

Don't those sugar-free gummy bears cause diarrhea though...?

Wait...

Maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all, especially since Bob's going to be eating those gummy bears while he's throwing them.

Yeah! One of the first things you learn as a Diabetic is all the “Sugar Free” shit just gives you the shifts. And most of it while claiming no sugars actually has higher carbs than the regular stuff. You quickly learn to simply not eat the crap. At least those who actually plan on caring for their health do. The Bob’s? Not so much.

 

[A Random]

What do you guys think Blob will have to say about Deadpool 2? $20 says he bitches about dudebros liking it at some point.

"It sucks. I wipe my ass with it."

 

[elder god]

No Jordan, don't stretch your creative wings!"

What’s wrong with Gambit? Is he still owned by fox or something?

 

[The Nothingness]

What’s wrong with Gambit? Is he still owned by fox or something?

My guess is that Gambit is another Marvel character that "dudebros" like.

 

[cypocryphy]

What do you guys think Blob will have to say about Deadpool 2? $20 says he bitches about dudebros liking it at some point.

Is he even aware that "dudebros" really like the MCU?

 

[Emperor Julian]

What’s wrong with Gambit? Is he still owned by fox or something?

Bob doesnt like the x-men franchise to the point where he proactively wants them to fail. He's 37.

 

[Brother Wind]

My guess is that Gambit is another Marvel character that "dudebros" like.

He's always hated him. For some reason. He was a lot of people's favorite from the cartoon. How old was he in 91. Did his bully like him?

Because these days he's a female fan favorite. And popular with gay men too.

 

[A Random]

The best argument is that Gambit's whole thing for Rogue being derived off 'the only girl he can't have' is creepy, but we've had, what, 50 years to figure out ways to make that work?

 

[Kyria the Great]

He's always hated him. For some reason. He was a lot of people's favorite from the cartoon. How old was he in 91. Did his bully like him?

Because these days he's a female fan favorite. And popular with gay men too.

Well he was my favorite character as I love roguish characters with a sense of going their own way to solve their problems. I think Bob hates him because he is X-men, isn't owned by Disney yet, and most importantly hates morally grey characters.