Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

James Gunn can say this cause he's a successful director. Bob on the other hand...

fftopic:Kwing, A lets player exposing the new Youtube purge system on his channel, and as a warning to what's to come. I'll update the link when a mirror comes up.fftopic:

I snagged a copy.

 

[The Manglement]

Ayup! You know he never read the original stories. I doubt he is familiar with the Machine Man character. (Have we had a screed regarding a misogynistic dude bro frat boy robot?)

I just want to say I would love a Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. movie, which is probably the best comic series starring Machine Man.

It has a scene where Monica Rambeau, a proud black woman, flashes back to her time as the leader of the Avengers, in which Captain America responds to Monica's plan with "That's great, leave it to the real super heroes, go make me a sandwich".

 

[Red Hood]

As someone who joined the site just before GamerGate hit, I can confirm it was the turning point in terms of this site becoming more political and putting a sharper focus on SJW cows and the emergent Rat King.

It's incredible, if you go to the first page of the original Brianna Wu thread you can see lots of people saying "Eh, she isn't that funny, this thread won't get anywhere". She's now on her third thread.

Bob was one of the cows spawned from GamerGate, although unlike with Wu no-one's ever really tried to argue he isn't a cow, because it's inarguable with a guy who thinks Mario and Link would be ashamed of gamers.

I can safely say from my own exposure to Bob circa 2009-2010 that he was always a cow. But Gamergate for whatever reason flipped the shit switch and cranked up the diahrea dial for him and brought him wider fame and ridicule.

Considering his...views, I almost want to call him KinoBob.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

fftopic:Kwing, A lets player exposing the new Youtube purge system on his channel, and as a warning to what's to come. I'll update the link when a mirror comes up.fftopic:

Also, Kwing is many things Bob isn't. Married, thin, and a devout Christian who is about as inoffensive as Flanders from the early seasons of The Simpsons. I occasionally enjoy his Let's Plays with Kwife when it intersects with my interests. It can be saccharine at times, but they are the farthest you can get from being lolcows. What YouTube is doing to him has me concerned. Hopefully they can get some more backers on Patreon so they can be on more secure financial footing.

It really ticks me off when a repulsive excuse of a human being like Bob can make $4,400 a month on Patreon while spewing his bile.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It really ticks me off when a repulsive excuse of a human being like Bob can make $4,400 a month on Patreon while spewing his bile.

Especially when blue collar workers make less money a month than him in their jobs and he ridicules them for living in the Wasteland.

By the way, is Bob the richest lolcow on here?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Especially when blue collar workers make less money a month than him in their jobs and he ridicules them for living in the Wasteland.

By the way, is Bob the richest lolcow on here?

Considering we have threads on Wil Wheaton, Max Landis, and the Paul brothers, that would be a definitive no.

Plus every other joke here is about how he lives in a fucking basement.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Considering we have threads on Wil Wheaton, Max Landis, and the Paul brothers, that would be a definitive no.

Plus every other joke here is about how he lives in a fucking basement.

The Paul brothers have a thread on here to? Also, does Steve Shives have one on here as well?

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

Considering we have threads on Wil Wheaton, Max Landis, and the Paul brothers, that would be a definitive no.

Plus every other joke here is about how he lives in a fucking basement.

Makes you wonder why Bob hasn't moved out by this point. Is Boston expensive to live in, or is Bob actually actually being (moderately) smart and nesting his Patreon cash?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Makes you wonder why Bob hasn't moved out by this point. Is Boston expensive to live in, or is Bob actually actually being (moderately) smart and nesting his Patreon cash?

Bob probably isn't saving any of his Patreon money. It's likely getting blown away on stupid things he doesn't need or on his medical costs.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Makes you wonder why Bob hasn't moved out by this point. Is Boston expensive to live in, or is Bob actually actually being (moderately) smart and nesting his Patreon cash?

Boston is a very expensive city. Not that far removed from New York. Pretty on par with housing costs in brooklyn. Bob has been doing some passive aggressive moaning about money lately. I suspect life as the troll in Mom’s basement is cheaper, but not free. I don’t think the woman is that stupid. Nothing we have seen of Bob’s Parents leads one to suspect they are grossly enabling idiots. Rather they seem long suffering family who put up with Bob out of traditional family obligations, and because no one else will.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob probably isn't saving any of his Patreon money. It's likely getting blown away on stupid things he doesn't need or on his medical costs.

He probably wastes money on food and endless Nintendo games.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Nazi fantasies.

"If you don't kowtow to me, there'll a lot more complaining."

Well, I feel doubly ashamed to be Scottish and a 2001 fan tonight.

 

[Red Hood]

I'd say we should throw a second Boston Tea Party and roll Bob into the harbor, but the displacement he'd cause would make the water level rise enough to sink Fenway.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'd say we should throw a second Boston Tea Party and roll Bob into the harbor, but the displacement he'd cause would make the water level rise enough to sink Fenway.

You reminded me of Bob's rant about how any movement based on populism is bad and when the American revolution came up, he said some nonsense about how it would've been bad if it wasn't for the "Elites" to mold it into something great. I'm not sure why he's a coward when it comes to directly admitting to loving the idea of global conquest. He always gets dead silent if you ask how his "no borders" idea would lead to an unified world without annexing.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I swear, Homecoming must've given him super-diabetes or something.

Yeah, that's who the Nazis wanted to kill most of all. The fatties.

 

[Done]

Plenty of ways. Perhaps he isn't fulfilling his perks to his patrons and he gets reported to Patreon for it. Or Patreon decides they don't like what Bob does or says, so they kick him off their platform. They did it to that Twitter account who was doxxing Charlottesville attendants, they will gladly do it to Bob.

Come to think of it, what are the perks that Bob gives to his patrons? I can't find any perks listed on his actual Patreon page.

If you put aside the many issues with his content, Bob is actually decent-ish at communicating with his paycucks and delivers autism videos on a semi-regular basis, he also gives advance notice when he can't deliver on time (it's always amusing to me when he acts like making videos is a Herculean feat).

In short, Bob sucks ass at content creation, but he is not exceedingly bad at content delivery. He is basically the Bizarro Spoony in that regard.

 

[Foltest]

I swear, Homecoming must've given him super-diabetes or something.
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Yeah, that's who the Nazis wanted to kill most of all. The fatties.
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Reminder that one of the top nazis in the thrid reich was Hermann Görning.

Also, why is he bitching about psychical fitness? As the old saying goes, a healthy body gives a healthy mind (which Blobber has shown that he lacks both of them). Being fat is not good in most circumstances.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I swear, Homecoming must've given him super-diabetes or something.
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Yeah, that's who the Nazis wanted to kill most of all. The fatties.
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I too have never heard of Hermann Göring

Edit: Blast, just beaten

 

[Emperor Julian]

The nazi's had a big fetish for physical fitness, they actively promoted health culture for various reasons. They where not however advocating for gassing fat people or people who where unhealthy. At worst you got low key cultural pressure to shame you and make you aware that being a slob was a bad thing
This is just the Hitler liked sugar ergo sugar is bad fallacy.

Also, why is he bitching about psychical fitness? As the old saying goes, a healthy body gives a healthy mind (which Blobber has shown that he lacks both of them). Being fat is not good in most circumstances.

Because he's morbibly obese and has a lot of health problems from his unhealthy habits and needs to rationalize society criticising that as a negative.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Because he's morbibly obese and has a lot of health problems from his unhealthy habit and needs to rationalize society criticising that as a negative.

Normal Person: I'm morbidly obese and are having health issues thanks to it. I should focus on losing weight and getting my health in order.

Bob Chipman: I'm morbidly obese and are having health issues thanks to it. Let me sperg about how society isn't more accepting of fat people.