Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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My guess is paid critics will give it about an 80% minimum, while it will in reality be about 35-45% for the 'stupids' who 'don't know no better'. Bob reees when the movie isn't liked for obvious reasons (tortured development, director purge, bad acting) and tells them their own opinion is wrong and he speaks for them.
I'd say it's pandering rather than outright payola. But if I see proof that they're paid off, I'll change my tune.

Also, let's try and stay on topic, people.
 
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He just offered his take on Solo.


I know George Lucas has no more input into these films, but naming a droid "L337" sounds like such a George Lucas thing to do.

Lucas: "Kids still say "LEET", right? That's still a thing, eh? That'll make sense, right?"

I haven't watched a single Star Wars film post- ROTJ in a theater, but I'm thinking of going to this one just to see if it's the trainwreck I'm hoping it will be. Worst case scenaro is that it's not bad and not crammed with SJW agitprop, but bland enough to not be entertaining in an ironic way either.

I suspect Bob is right when he says it's a light caper film that young'ns will enjoy. If there's anyone who has the mind of a child and who will know what they'll gravitate to, it's Bob.
 
I know George Lucas has no more input into these films, but naming a droid "L337" sounds like such a George Lucas thing to do.

Lucas: "Kids still say "LEET", right? That's still a thing, eh? That'll make sense, right?"

I haven't watched a single Star Wars film post- ROTJ in a theater, but I'm thinking of going to this one just to see if it's the trainwreck I'm hoping it will be. Worst case scenaro is that it's not bad and not crammed with SJW agitprop, but bland enough to not be entertaining in an ironic way either.

I suspect Bob is right when he says it's a light caper film that young'ns will enjoy. If there's anyone who has the mind of a child and who will know what they'll gravitate to, it's Bob.
On the other hand, he also thought Care Bears made for a sensible match for John Milton.
 
Man who covered up for Devin Faraci accuses others of having "weak character".
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Man who covered up for Devin Faraci accuses others of having "weak character".
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Fuck off, bob. Your views are more childish at best, and hypocritical at worst. You don't get the right to say what's "Weak character" when even you reek of hypocrisy. For the talk to a lot of people being bad. You haven't looked yourself in the mirror lately, or ever.
 
Man who covered up for Devin Faraci accuses others of having "weak character".
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-got fired from his dream job due to lack of impulse control.
- got diabetus due to lack of self-discipline.
-is universally despised due to refusal to back down when corrected.
-wants to murder millions because he can't reflect on his anger.
-sqaunders his intelligence to rationalizing visceral emotives.
-posseses incredably unhealthy personal habits.
-refuses to learn from any experiance.
-Still supports a candidate so lame she lost to a bad joke and blames everyone else for her failure.

His distaste for his fellow man is unsurprising as otherwise he'd have to reflect it might be him whose the cunt.
 
-got fired from his dream job due to lack of impulse control.
- got diabetus due to lack of self-discipline.
-is universally despised due to refusal to back down when corrected.
-wants to murder millions because he can't reflect on his anger.
-sqaunders his intelligence to rationalizing visceral emotives.
-posseses incredably unhealthy personal habits.
-refuses to learn from any experiance.
-Still supports a candidate so lame she lost to a bad joke and blames everyone else for her failure.

His distaste for his fellow man is unsurprising as otherwise he'd have to reflect it might be him whose the cunt.
Also,
  • writes poorly written book that reveals his socially awkward habits and puts video games over family.
  • is delusional in believing a superior future that will never happen and believing Activision caused 9/11.
  • mocks people for liking mature and dark films while having a lack of critical analysis skills.
  • immaturely uses Ad Hominem to ignore someone's arguments.
This list can go on and on to describe how childish Bob is.

Also, the lack of impulse Bob had while sperging about GamerGate when his bosses told him to shut the fuck up is very noteworthy.
 
-got fired from his dream job due to lack of impulse control.
- got diabetus due to lack of self-discipline.
-is universally despised due to refusal to back down when corrected.
-wants to murder millions because he can't reflect on his anger.
-sqaunders his intelligence to rationalizing visceral emotives.
-posseses incredably unhealthy personal habits.
-refuses to learn from any experiance.
-Still supports a candidate so lame she lost to a bad joke and blames everyone else for her failure.

His distaste for his fellow man is unsurprising as otherwise he'd have to reflect it might be him whose the cunt.
Agree with everything but Intelligence I really believe he found a thesaurus and uses "big" words to hide his lower Intelligence. He's not an idiot but not nearly as smart as he wants people to think he is.
 
Agree with everything but Intelligence I really believe he found a thesaurus and uses "big" words to hide his lower Intelligence. He's not an idiot but not nearly as smart as he wants people to think he is.

Even if Bob were Mensa levels of intelligent, he is still a dumbass as he has no social graces or the ability to how to carry himself so it is much like a V8 with an absolute shit driver.
 
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Agree with everything but Intelligence I really believe he found a thesaurus and uses "big" words to hide his lower Intelligence. He's not an idiot but not nearly as smart as he wants people to think he is.
Dunning-Kruger in full effect when it comes to Bob. He's a massive idiot who is insecure about his idiocy.
 
Agree with everything but Intelligence I really believe he found a thesaurus and uses "big" words to hide his lower Intelligence. He's not an idiot but not nearly as smart as he wants people to think he is.

Bob's mind is strange he's not naturally stupid in terms of logic and analysis, the problem is his entire brain is hardwired toward emotive and he wastes massive amounts of time on that, for example his bizzare defence of the marvel franchise as legitimate movies while condeming the Noland batmans as stupid because he likes brainless pop culture shit emotively. He's like if a brilliant historian dedicated to proving the battle of hastings didnd happen. Massive amounts of thought and energy trying to proving total bollocks.
 
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Agree with everything but Intelligence I really believe he found a thesaurus and uses "big" words to hide his lower Intelligence. He's not an idiot but not nearly as smart as he wants people to think he is.
Another way to hide up his shallow depth of knowledge to film is his lack of brevity in his Really That Good series. He goes on and on about a particular element of a film that is irrelevant to the film and tries to add "depth" to it. This also includes going off topic in tedious fashion, such as spending a minute in part one of his BvS review talking about the possibility of doing a "Really That Good" on The Lord of the Rings.

So it just hit me that how Bob severely lacks an impulse that stops him from doing something stupid. I sometimes wonder if SJWs like him lack the impulse to not say or do anything stupid.
 
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The crimes of others don't exonerate you from your own discretions in that area.

You fat idiot.

EDIT: I've had a closer look at that story, and the comments the article's saying are coming from that guy are actually coming from a Facebook page which isn't confirmed to be his and may be run by trolls:

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Meanwhile, all Bob's comments have come straight from the horse's mouth.

I say again: you fat idiot
 
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