Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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How long reasonably can we expect before Bob's eyesight is too poor for him to type (I'd ask if the eyesight loss is preventable but we all know Bob will do jack and squat to improve his body even if a doctor ordered him to)?
 

What more proof do you need that Bob is a rent-seeking bugman trying to make a world that's easier for his fellow "creatives" to exploit and loot? Don't have families where men get to live with and see their children! instead, encourage women to marry Uncle SugarDaddy and vote for politicians who will force men to hand their taxable earnings over to the State! And if men decide to check out of the workforce because society is no longer worth it to them, don't worry, we'll invent robots that'll do everything! How dare those wasteland ghouls put long-term sustainability and tradition over their immediate pleasure? Neo-Barack Obama and his Robot Death Squads will soon put a stop to that!

You don't need to look at the guy to know that Bob's god is his appetite.
 
Basically we've learned he's cool with assaulting someone he disagrees with. All that remains to be seen is what level of assault he's comfortable with.

ScreenRant, geek.com, are you paying attention? You have a wannabe brownshirt -- a real one, not an alt-right hobgoblin -- on your freelance roster.
How is a man this vile able to hold a paying job on a consistent basis? It boggles my mind.
Why does bob think he’s better than any of the wasteland ghouls? He’s not smart, he’s not tech savvy, he’s not creative, and he’s not witty or cunning.
Because Bob projects harder than a movie theater and wishes that he could be half as talented as the people he calls wasteland ghouls. He brings nothing to the table that can advance humanity. He's a basement troll who does a poor job of reviewing movies, not a scientist, an inventor, or someone in the information technology field. Bob is what he hates, an obsolete wasteland ghoul.
 
Because he lives on the coast and isn't a blue collar worker. That's it. I'm almost 100% positive that's it. Well, that and he's got his head so far up his ass he needs to see a proctologist to get a dental checkup.
So literally because he was born into so much privilege that he doesn't have to worry about serious employment or other problems of the proles.
 
How long reasonably can we expect before Bob's eyesight is too poor for him to type (I'd ask if the eyesight loss is preventable but we all know Bob will do jack and squat to improve his body even if a doctor ordered him to)?

It depends. From some research I done (aka googling it or talking to some friends who are in the medical field), it usually occurs after numerous years of having diabetes. Given that Bob has already had it for a few years and the rumors that he has allowed it to get out of control, he's likely already having symptoms of it or will begin having symptoms in the next few years.
 
It depends. From some research I done (aka googling it or talking to some friends who are in the medical field), it usually occurs after numerous years of having diabetes.
If he is lucky. Diabetes has a hundred and one ways of causing blindness, and if karma exists Bobby would have inhaled enough black mold from his basement that mold actually grows inside his diabetic eyes and blind him in two to three weeks.
 
If he is lucky. Diabetes has a hundred and one ways of causing blindness, and if karma exists Bobby would have inhaled enough black mold from his basement that mold actually grows inside his diabetic eyes and blind him in two to three weeks.

Seeing him lose the ability to Tweet would be poetic irony of the most beautiful kind, and may give the Atheists on this website pause.
 
Bob has no irl friends and the only people he seems to ever socialize with are family members, how would it even get out what his health is like relating to his diabetes.

Because he has no filter, as his Twitter career has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Wasn't he the one who told us he had the 'beetus thanks to "eating his feelings?" (I had no idea his feelings had so much HFCS, he's pretty salty most of the time.)
 
Yes the Female WWII soldier with the Luke Skywalker hand is historically accurate.
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Well, he's not completely lying in this tweet, that's a plus.
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Yes the Female WWII soldier with the Luke Skywalker hand is historically accurate.
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Well, he's not completely lying in this tweet, that's a plus.
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His complaint on "gamers" can be more ironic since while you got some people bitching over a lady with a skywalker hand, the complaint over these complaints will be coming from a man who is laughable in seeing the console wars as his own Vietnam as well as speriging so hard over parts of the country he thinks is holding back the "superior future".
 
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I know what the response from Bob on the female soldier will be when push comes to shove.

"Gosh, you know games arent actually realistic right?!"

True. But this is jarring and suggests nothing is being handled with care, that other priorities take over.
 
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going :offtopic: here, but there is no way that the women on the cover is based on a real person from WWII. If they really want to have female in the game, they should have a soviet solider, as they had over 900k female soliders in the army. From the look of the person on the cover, is a yank or a brit, which didn't have female soldiers on the frontline.
 
How weak, dependent, and needy are you if you need thousands upon thousands of dollars to make videos and host a forum, something most internet nobodies can do for free on an at least weekly basis? Do the womanchildren at FeminaziFraudquency need to be paid 2 grand to wipe after using the restroom? How do these people even get up in the morning?

Oh, and their most recent videos have been getting less and less views each year. Approximately 2,000 views per video, with the occasional 10,000, a tenth of what they regularly were last year. Pretty soon they'll be getting less views than speedruns of obscure import games. Turns out they are helpless without legions of men constantly feeding them money, hyping up their garbage videos, and defending them from constructive criticism made by actual fans of the things they attack without researching. Even Moviebob, one of their biggest, most obnoxious defenders, doesn't seem to be bothered anymore and probably forgot to cancel his generous patreon donations a long time ago.

Despite living in the current year, Moviebob still remembers it as relevant and morally superior even after public tantrums and a much better video series made by a real female gamer with an opposing opinion (Liana Kerzner's Lady Bits) and will still white knight for them even after they've already lost the battle and the nu-males have already moved onto another obscenely wealthy rich white woman (or transgender who was born a white man) who claims victimhood to give thousands of dollars to despite being vastly poorer.

Despite living in the "Superior Future", Bob still wants to pick on nerds, believe the Electoral College is irrelevant, and keep focusing on issues from the past that have pretty much all been resolved with very clearly defined winners, losers, and "good sides of history".
 
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