Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Watchful Ghost]

Welp, now that Solo's out...

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fftopic:I'm tempted to go radio silent on the thread until either A) I seen the film. or B) Wait until the time for the SW sperg ends. I'm here to laugh at bob, not to sperg.fftopic:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

fftopic:I'm tempted to go radio silent on the thread until either A) I seen the film. or B) Wait until the time for the SW sperg ends. I'm here to laugh at bob, not to sperg.fftopic:

I'm going to see it on Friday hopefully and find out if Bob's hysterically wrong or not.

 

[BubbleButt]

Where do you draw the line, fuckhead?

He doesn't. "No bad tactics" is a horrifying mantra.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He doesn't. "No bad tactics" is a horrifying mantra.

There's always bad tactics as well, even if you employ them on the right targets or not.

 

[LastOfTheMohicans]

There's always bad tactics as well, even if you employ them on the right targets or not.

Yes, in reality.

But I'm going to assume that from your response you're not familiar with what is really Blob's most famous quote of all time.

http://archive.is/oAt69

 

[Mola Ram]

I mean yes, in reality.

But I'm going to assume that from your response you're not familiar with what is really Blob's most famous quote of all time.

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http://archive.is/oAt69

Basically we've learned he's cool with assaulting someone he disagrees with. All that remains to be seen is what level of assault he's comfortable with.

ScreenRant, geek.com, are you paying attention? You have a wannabe brownshirt -- a real one, not an alt-right hobgoblin -- on your freelance roster.

 

[cypocryphy]

Of Bob's numerous delusions, the one I find most consistently amusing is this nutty insistence that traditional masculine characteristics are obsolete, as if most women are not consistently attracted to the very things he claims have no place in his imaginary Superior Future. It's partly funny because it's not even in shouting distance of reality, but it's mostly funny because if his beliefs had a modicum of truth to them, then just maybe his social calendar wouldn't look like Tom Hanks on the Castaway island.

Most of the capeshit he likes is macho white guys beating things up too.

 

[BubbleButt]

Basically we've learned he's cool with assaulting someone he disagrees with. All that remains to be seen is what level of assault he's comfortable with.

At least he's in good company, I guess?

I just don't understand how you become hedonistic enough to desire seeing someone you dislike being assaulted. What breaks in your fucking brain that you actively want to erase another person's dignity like that.

 

[Mola Ram]

At least he's in good company, I guess?

I just don't understand how you become hedonistic enough to desire seeing someone you dislike being assaulted. What breaks in your fucking brain that you actively want to erase another person's dignity like that.

Oh, I think lots of us are perfectly okay with seeing something like that. There's a reason violence in media goes back to the days before there was a written alphabet. What's fucked is that people like Bob have so convinced themselves of their moral superiority on the mere basis of what boxes they check in their political beliefs that they think enjoying an assault on a defenseless woman is virtuous.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Welp, now that Solo's out...

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And if you feel the need to flood this thread with that, please go here. I cannot stress this enough.

 

[BubbleButt]

What's fucked is that people like Bob have so convinced themselves of their moral superiority on the mere basis of what boxes they check in their political beliefs that they think enjoying an assault on a defenseless woman is virtuous.

I guess that's more what I was getting at. That they think this assault is a net positive to society for... some reason, I just don't have that bone in my corpse. Even if Fucks Nudes is a waste of energy and time, like... get over it, you don't have to pay attention to a television channel, guys.

 

[elder god]

NRA ranting.

Nice job Bob, sperging about this ghoul when she makes a good point, that notions like “toxic masculinity” and that boys don’t need help are not helping society in general, and is leading to pushback, not only in violence, but with Gen Zed in general being more conservative. Bob is so blind, he can’t see that maybe his ideals are not infallible and maybe they can be improved.

Also, I think this tweet makes a good platform to ask, why does bob think he’s better than any of the wasteland ghouls? He’s not smart, he’s not tech savvy, he’s not creative, and he’s not witty or cunning. Seriously, for all his future talk what would happen if he keeled over today? What work would we miss out on? Another 4 hour whine fest on venom?

 

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Also, I think this tweet makes a good platform to ask, why does bob think he’s better than any of the wasteland ghouls? He’s not smart, he’s not tech savvy, he’s not creative, and he’s not witty or cunning. Seriously, for all his future talk what would happen if he keeled over today? What work would we miss out on? Another 4 hour whine fest on venom?

Because he lives on the coast and isn't a blue collar worker. That's it. I'm almost 100% positive that's it. Well, that and he's got his head so far up his ass he needs to see a proctologist to get a dental checkup.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Because he lives on the coast and isn't a blue collar worker. That's it. I'm almost 100% positive that's it. Well, that and he's got his head so far up his ass he needs to see a proctologist to get a dental checkup.

I can’t be bothered to find the tweets, but bob has talked before about he believes his “critic” “work” makes him a “creative” and therefore “better” than the mayonnaise ghouls.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can’t be bothered to find the tweets, but bob has talked before about he believes his “critic” “work” makes him a “creative” and therefore “better” than the mayonnaise ghouls.

How does giving opinions on creative works made by others make you creative yourself?!

 

[RockVolnutt]

How does giving opinions on creative works made by others make you creative yourself?!

He gives others ideas to fix flaws I guess? It's a stretch.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

How does giving opinions on creative works made by others make you creative yourself?!

It doesn't. Because deep down, Bob is afraid of coming up with something original because he fears it would be mocked badly.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"MAGgAts"

Jesus, he really can't meme for shit.

M O O N W H E A T

...Is there something you're not telling us, Bob?

I salivate over mass indifference too.

He would jump for joy, but you know...

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob is so blind, he can’t see that maybe his ideals are not infallible and maybe they can be improved.

Well, they do say eyesight is one of the first things to go when you become diabetic.

 

[RockVolnutt]

He would jump for joy, but you know...
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This would lead to fun times if Bob ever held a government position.

Well, they do say eyesight is one of the first things to go when you become diabetic.

And it has, he's made some tweets which he reacted to an "orange" Ant-Man costume that was clearly bright red.