Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Godzilla@1989 said:
I’m surprised Bob hasn’t say anything about the Dimnesh D’Souza pardon yet.
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He's said this along with some retweets.
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The reason I didn't post it is that almost anybody can make Dinesh D'Souza look like the dumbass he is, and there's no fun in that.
 
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Flexo said:
I wonder how he'll handle his waifu's reaction.
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I actually agree with her on the part that the actor who played Solo wasn't a good lead. Shocking, I know.
LaughingJoke said:
Last US presidential election I thought both Hillary and Trump were garbage but worst case Trump wants to deport people Bob wants to kill people how the fuck does he believe he's a better person?
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Because in his mind, anyone who is a Democrat can do no wrong.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
I actually agree with her on the part that the actor who played Solo wasn't a good lead. Shocking, I know.

Because in his mind, anyone who is a Democrat can do no wrong.
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Speaking of Bob and Democrats, I heard that Democrats are losing ground with millennials in midterms. I wonder if Bob will attack millennials or not.
 
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I'm in awe of Bob. It's not often one person can hold so many ideas that contradict each other and not collapse into a asshole singularity. A feminist, who throws a fit when someone complain about calling women a cunt.

A faux leftist technocrat who hate working class. A randian individualist who hail the achievements of China. A movie critic who dismisses movies over a trailer.

A fat guy giving gamers an advice to get into shape.

A person who shits on creators yet constantly provide fanfic-level reboot ideas of already existing properties.

If Bob were a character in a novel it could only be a Molière like comedy.

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MyOtherNicknameIsAPun said:
I'm in awe of Bob. It's not often one person can hold so many ideas that contradict each other and not collapse into a asshole singularity. A feminist, who throws a fit when someone complain about calling women a cunt.

A faux leftist technocrat who hate working class. A randian individualist who hail the achievements of China. A movie critic who dismisses movies over a trailer.

A fat guy giving gamers an advice to get into shape.

A person who shits on creators yet constantly provide fanfic-level reboot ideas of already existing properties.

If Bob were a character in a novel it could only be a Molière like comedy.

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Bob is Don Quixote he believes himself a white knight who fights to end injustices while in reality he's just a bumbling deluded fool.
 
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What's with the fascination of saying "jerbs?" Every time he does it, it looks like he just randomly smashed the keyboard and is too proud to back and fix the typo. I know he's trying to demean the working-class, but it just comes off as an underhanded blow delivered from within the confines of his Twitter.
 
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ChevroletBlackboard said:
What's with the fascination of saying "jerbs?" Every time he does it, it looks like he just randomly smashed the keyboard and is too proud to back and fix the typo. I know he's trying to demean the working-class, but it just comes off as an underhanded blow delivered from within the confines of his Twitter.
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It's "le funny" South Park Reference
 
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ChevroletBlackboard said:
What's with the fascination of saying "jerbs?" Every time he does it, it looks like he just randomly smashed the keyboard and is too proud to back and fix the typo. I know he's trying to demean the working-class, but it just comes off as an underhanded blow delivered from within the confines of his Twitter.
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Because Bob never met something he thinks is clever he didn't want to run into the fucking ground.
 
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Save the Loli said:
Is the term "Nazi incel" the latest fad on Twitter or something? I've been seeing those two words together more than usual.
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No Twitter's latest fad is "stans", a term for a brand of defensive obsessive fanboys. This is just Bob combining the stereotypes of his adversaries again, like how he combines the tech company people or gamers he dislikes with fratboys.
 
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What's with the fascination of saying "jerbs?"
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Bob is a selective bastard. The "jerbs" jab comes from a South Park episode showcasing a bunch of stereotypical blue-coral workers who complain to the city council about literal aliens coming down from space and taking their jobs.

The catchphrase was "they took our jobs" in a redneck drawl.

Bob love South Park when it makes fun of his targets. No love for the later season that shit on Bob's camp.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/they-took-our-jobs

EDIT: not literal aliens, time traveling people, who looks like aliens.
 
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