Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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How the hell did we end up with people trying to trivialize MS-13 in the stupidest way possible? Playing right into Trump, who of course is stupid but somehow keeps tricking them like this
"Stop being fearful of minorities, bigot. We shouldn't even have borders since we'll all one world. Why don't you want mediocre white people competing with hardworking Mexicans?"-Robert Chipman.
 
"Stop being fearful of minorities, bigot. We shouldn't even have borders since we'll all one world. Why don't you want mediocre white people competing with hardworking Mexicans?"-Robert Chipman.
Close but add the white man stealing America and it'd be perfection.

The media is run by Jews cunts.

Wow Bob, that last tweet really put things into perspective.
This reminds me of Redlettermedia discussing what Hollywood calls the "Urban Market" so not to be called racist.

 
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He'd made a very spacious drug mule.
True, but since Bob never thinks before doing and since he never shuts up, I could see him getting gun down by a cartel for arguing with them. Especially if he fucks with the head of a cartel like Tony Montana did in Scarface against Sosa when he didn’t kill the journalist that was exposing Sosa because he was with his wife and kids.
 
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So wait. Bob was comparing our modern day perception of the Mexican drug cartels (a preception fueled by real life articles about beheadings, hangings, rapes and widespread violence,) to an 8 year old's cartoonish perception of Japan in the 1980s (fueled by Ninja Turtles movies. ) Do we need any more evidence that Bob is a child in a giant's body? (I mean, there's plenty of pictoral evidence, but I think this statement cements MovieBob as one of history's all time greatest idiots.) It would be hilarious if it weren't so horrifying. This seemingly normal family member who hangs around with his brother and niece and does normal family things is actually willing to ignore the cruelest, most heinous violence going on in his own hemisphere and dismiss it as mere child's fantasy simply because it goes against his cherished narrative.

Can we change the caption next to Bob's name to "HorrorCow" now? (Or do we have to wait until his out of control diabetic body merges with his editing desk and he has to be forklifted out of his aunt's basement?)
 
Let's see some hustle out of you, fatass.
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More projection.
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Let's see some hustle out of you, fatass.
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No one who is serious about reducing carbon emissions speaks with such airy dismissal of nuclear power, you ignorant sack of shit.

Coal is many things, a lot of them bad, but "inefficient" is assuredly not one of them ... except compared to nuclear power, against which everything looks inefficient. If coal were "inefficient" it wouldn't become the first go-to power source for second world nations coming into their own power grids, you ignorant sack of shit.

The world is more complicated than "everything I don't like is evil / stupid / backward; everything I approve of is sunshine and butterflies," you ignorant sack of shit.

Let's see some hustle in you getting out of your basement apartment, foam mattresses, and grimy, loathsome manchild toys and actually becoming a productive member of society, like the tens of millions of people you shit on every day, you unbelievably stupid, mindless brute.
 
So, are we only allowed to have white people as the villains in action movies now or else it’s racist, even if Hispanic cartels and Islamic terrorists are responsible for wanton carnage and countless lives lost in the real world? Art is a reflection of reality, so if you want cartels to stop being portrayed as villains in movies, why don’t you, y’know, ACTUALLY FUCKING CONTRIBUTE to stopping this problem?!‽‽ Otherwise, I see no problem with these scumbags being taken down a peg on the silver screen.

I'm kind of okay with only white males being villains, so long as they're all British.
 
Shittalking Jeremy Jahns.

Yeah, this is gonna end well for our bitter matey potatey.
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Why does he even pretend to have a problem with disagreeing with another "critic" when he's yelling at people on Twitter all day?

Where is the magical line in the sand? What makes any random bastard's opinion on anything more respect-worthy than any other random bastard that Chimpoutman is already sperging at?
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He’s has a raging hate boner towards him, but I’m not exactly sure why aside from D’Souza being a conservative.
To be fair, D'Souza is a bit of a shithead who even other conservatives aren't fond of; he got into hot water after the Parkland shooting for several tweets made (including one where he quipped that this must be "the worst news they got since their parents told them to get summer jobs.").
 
To be fair, D'Souza is a bit of a shithead who even other conservatives aren't fond of; he got into hot water after the Parkland shooting for several tweets made (including one where he quipped that this must be "the worst news they got since their parents told them to get summer jobs.").
That’s true. I can argue the same about Bob when it comes to liberals.
 
To be fair, D'Souza is a bit of a shithead who even other conservatives aren't fond of; he got into hot water after the Parkland shooting for several tweets made (including one where he quipped that this must be "the worst news they got since their parents told them to get summer jobs.").

I'm not D'Souza's biggest fan, but what the Feds did to him was absolute horseshit. The law he broke gets violated all the time, and while "everyone does it" isn't exactly a valid defense, it's nearly always handled with a civil fine, including in cases where there's been vastly more money spread around than in D'Souza's case. The prosecution had a hard-on for him, to the point the judge wouldn't even give them the stiff prison sentence they demanded. It was a pretty clear-cut case of selective prosecution.

As for Bob, we already know what he's going to say. Dinesh D'Souza is a Bad Person because Reasons, therefore he deserves Bad Things to happen to him.
 
I'm not D'Souza's biggest fan, but what the Feds did to him was absolute horseshit. The law he broke gets violated all the time, and while "everyone does it" isn't exactly a valid defense, it's nearly always handled with a civil fine, including in cases where there's been vastly more money spread around than in D'Souza's case. The prosecution had a hard-on for him, to the point the judge wouldn't even give them the stiff prison sentence they demanded. It was a pretty clear-cut case of selective prosecution.

As for Bob, we already know what he's going to say. Dinesh D'Souza is a Bad Person because Reasons, therefore he deserves Bad Things to happen to him.
I happened to look up D'Souza after I made that post and yeah, I'll admit that he did get poorly treated in his trial. He still comes off as a dick (and the left will likely tear into Trump over him pardoning D'Souza after the Parkland tweets), but one that got the short end of the stick.
 
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