Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Most Democrat voters genuinely believe that they're doing the right thing by voting for the party, and that the party does have the best interests of minorities at heart IMO. They're misguided, but not intentionally malicious. Bob thinks more like the leadership of the party: he knows that white people are the only racial demographic in the US that doesn't vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats, and wants to lessen their influence as much as possible in order to gain more power. Really, I think that's at the heart of his reasoning for hating his own race, whether he wants to admit it or not. He's really just a blind Democrat partisan when it comes down to it, all his blathering about being above ideology notwithstanding, and I think subconsciously realizes that the game of demographics that the party has been playing for the past 50 or so years (import mass quantities of people from third-world countries who can be counted on for their votes) is the only way that they can achieve any sort of victory, since people have been turning away from them as they start to reveal more and more how out of touch they are with the general public. It's why he spergs endlessly about borders and nations being obsolete: he sees them as obstacles standing in the way of total domination for his "team".
 
Most Democrat voters genuinely believe that they're doing the right thing by voting for the party, and that the party does have the best interests of minorities at heart IMO. They're misguided, but not intentionally malicious. Bob thinks more like the leadership of the party: he knows that white people are the only racial demographic in the US that doesn't vote overwhelmingly for the Democrats, and wants to lessen their influence as much as possible in order to gain more power. Really, I think that's at the heart of his reasoning for hating his own race, whether he wants to admit it or not. He's really just a blind Democrat partisan when it comes down to it, all his blathering about being above ideology notwithstanding, and I think subconsciously realizes that the game of demographics that the party has been playing for the past 50 or so years (import mass quantities of people from third-world countries who can be counted on for their votes) is the only way that they can achieve any sort of victory, since people have been turning away from them as they start to reveal more and more how out of touch they are with the general public. It's why he spergs endlessly about borders and nations being obsolete: he sees them as obstacles standing in the way of total domination for his "team".

Just wait. Trump has been making a lot of subtle and not-so-subtle overtures to the African-American community recently, the most recent being the pardon of Alice Marie Johnson. The Democratic party is woefully dependent on the lockstep support of the black community. If Trump somehow manages to swing even 10% of that vote to him, the Dems will face an electoral collapse the likes of which we haven't seen since 1984.

I'm not saying this is going to happen, or that Trump isn't being cynical, or that blacks should support Trump. What I am saying is that if this happens, I would bet solid money that Bob looses a torrent of racist shit that'd put tears in a Klansman's eye. Time will tell.
 
You know, I used to hate the idea of Rabbids getting into Super Smash Bros. due to personal bias.

Then I realize that this is Bob's worst nightmare, the idea of an "irrelevant", Western third-party character that he personally hates getting into Smash. It would forever taint the sacreness of Super Smash Bros. being a Smash orgy of his childhood characters as he has to deal with the fact that even Nintendo of all things has moved on to bigger and better things. Meanwhile, Bob will continue to waddle in his own filth, his cum stain Mario Amiibo as a reminder that he will never feel love again.

Do it Nintendo. Do it and bring about Bob's blarm.

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You know, I used to hate the idea of Rabbids getting into Super Smash Bros. due to personal bias.

Then I realize that this is Bob's worst nightmare, the idea of an "irrelevant", Western third-party character that he personally hates getting into Smash. It would forever taint the sacreness of Super Smash Bros. being a Smash orgy of his childhood characters as he has to deal with the fact that even Nintendo of all things has moved on to bigger and better things. Meanwhile, Bob will continue to waddle in his own filth, his cum stain Mario Amiibo as a reminder that he will never feel love again.

Do it Nintendo. Do it and bring about Bob's blarm.

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I don't know his reaction to Rabbids in Smash. Rabbids in Mario proper, however...
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Just wait. Trump has been making a lot of subtle and not-so-subtle overtures to the African-American community recently, the most recent being the pardon of Alice Marie Johnson. The Democratic party is woefully dependent on the lockstep support of the black community. If Trump somehow manages to swing even 10% of that vote to him, the Dems will face an electoral collapse the likes of which we haven't seen since 1984.

I'm not saying this is going to happen, or that Trump isn't being cynical, or that blacks should support Trump. What I am saying is that if this happens, I would bet solid money that Bob looses a torrent of racist shit that'd put tears in a Klansman's eye. Time will tell.
I hate the "It's inevitable" arguments, and I don't care what brand people's ideas are under, but I never understood the demographics are destiny crap especially when they idolize people from fairly conservative cultures. Sure it won't change the melanin issue, which I'd remind Bob that not all Latinos are mestizo, but wouldn't it make more sense to go after groups like the Swedes if you want a never ending stream of left-wing voters?

Not that the Swedes have the numbers to flood other nations. The point is this world view being practically non-existent outside the white Western world.
 
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I don't know his reaction to Rabbids in Smash. Rabbids in Mario proper, however...
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The thing about the crossover is that Bob can moan about it and say "but it's different and not Mario!" With Smash, it'll probably be the same thing but with more characters and slightly prettier graphics. We all know that lolcows hate change, especially if it doesn't apply to their vision of a superior future. If Rabbids gets in Smash, Bob will raise hell about it seeing as it taints his precious Smash. Then he has to decide if his love for superior Nintendo outweighs that of inferior, obsolete Ubisoft.
 

So what about China and glorious Nippon who have their own nationalism and other trade things going on? I don't see much you complaining about them holding back forward-thinking americans.

Of course, I don't object too much to free trade (depending on definitions) but if your nation is going to "cheat" at the trade part, then I see no reason for any other nation involved to keep operating like the deal is being followed. Say what you will about Trump, at least he's recognizing America's been played for suckers a few times.


I'm legit curious how they think it will be determined that a particular refugee is a victim of domestic abuse and gang violence. "Listen and believe" is not a smart border policy.


"“The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side." -Luke 16:22-23 by the FREAKIN' FOUNDER OF THE RELIGION YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. He must be an ex-catholic because he knows jack-squat about the bible.

Not a single one of those girls in that picture is above a four.

Yet they're still out of his league.

Nonetheless, we were (even me) making jokes that he would probably never face an accusation having never left his house but then I remembered: nope, there was documented proof of at least 7 possible accusers right there...


Wait wait wait....

Elle (or whatever the name) from TLoU was like... immune from the zombie plague or whatever, right? IIRC, part of the ending is you choosing not to kill her for the sake of a cure.

Ok fine, but now they reveal there's no chance she's going to produce any offspring? You know - the offspring that might also inherit her cure and give the human race an ultimate chance to bounce back?

Geez when I say "Kill all Humans" I usually hoped you guys would make it a challenge for us.


Bob is technically correct here (the best kind of correct).

But what he fails to realize is that it's not a "mythologize" but a NORM which the country adopted. Sure, go pure political with impeachment, Bob - and then be ready for EVERY president thereafter to never ever accomplish a damn thing as they are constantly removed from office.

Oh you think the Republicans will be wiped out and the dems will rule forever? Ok, say that happened and Hilary was president now. You really think Bernie and his bros wouldn't for a coalition to impeach the Clinton? Despite your constant bitching about them?

Amazing how a self-proclaimed gamer can't grasp rule exploits.
 
Is...Bob seriously advocating for war with North Korea? If so, it really is despicable that he is cheering for the peace talks to fail just to spite his enemies. For all his talk about how Trump supporters just want to see others suffer, he sure seems willing to condemn us all to nuclear annihilation if it means being proven right.
 
Is...Bob seriously advocating for war with North Korea? If so, it really is despicable that he is cheering for the peace talks to fail just to spite his enemies. For all his talk about how Trump supporters just want to see others suffer, he sure seems willing to condemn us all to nuclear annihilation if it means being proven right.


Like I said. He's a fucking snake with no principles. For him power would mean the chance to fufill his fantasy of killing those that either he hates, or wrong him. So the chance of killing them both would be one he is not to pass. He's that devoid of a conscience.
 
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Is...Bob seriously advocating for war with North Korea? If so, it really is despicable that he is cheering for the peace talks to fail just to spite his enemies. For all his talk about how Trump supporters just want to see others suffer, he sure seems willing to condemn us all to nuclear annihilation if it means being proven right.
Well.....North Korea must fall for the Superior Future's world government to live....

It's not a stretch to take his "no borders" thing to mean the destruction of whatever nation you name, that's literally what he's always advocating.
 
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