Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

"I'm glad you're not gonna be as angry."

"FAHK YOO!" *Block*
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And he's the oldest, iirc.

In other words, he's gonna be the weird, spergy uncle with no children/SO.

He really did get the short end of the stick when it came to everything.

 

[Positron]

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So Bobby has a problem with egging on fanboys?
Oh I forgot: tactics, targets. Silly me.

 

[BubbleButt]

Oh no, now that guy will have to make another twitter account or just use an incognito tab to read your idiotic pablum. You really showed that fella, Robert J. Chipman! You should be proud of your actions and your basement and your diabetes and your pathetic, dire loneliness...

 

[Sissy Galvez]

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Cow crossover with Russ Pitts.
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He's still incapable of taking an L.
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I'll applaud his honesty in admitting that he's an angry sperg who won't change.
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Ahah blaming Bernie and not the slay queen, Hillary.

Hillary is directly responsible for HER loss, Blobbo. She lost to Donald Trump of all people because she ran a horrible campaign, tried to court republicans, and alienated white workers and families. She owns this!

 

[Flexo]

He really did get the short end of the stick when it came to everything.

Looking at the family pics I wouldn't say any of them are exceptionally good looking. But I can say they all look happier and better adjusted and they managed to find someone. And personality is something you can work on yourself.

So as the saying goes:
"Being Bob Chipman is both his crime and his punishment."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Looking at the family pics I wouldn't say any of them are exceptionally good looking. But I can say they all look happier and better adjusted and they managed to find someone. And personality is something you can work on yourself.

This begs the question: what the hell changed between the way Bob's parents raised him and the way they raised his siblings?

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Free States"? Does that mean Southerners get to call you a dirty yankee now?

Also, his spelling and grammar comprehension continues to degrade like it's the back half of Flowers for Algernon.

 

[LaughingJoke]

"Free States"? Does that mean Southerners get to call you a dirty yankee now?

Also, his spelling and grammar comprehension continues to degrade like it's the back half of Flowers for Algernon.
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Maybe he'll be proven right in 2020 but according to the last census the top 10 states with highest population growth were 2 that went for Hillary and 8 who went for Trump and out of those 8 only one Florida was a swing state the rest are usually Red States in national elections.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Maybe he'll be proven right in 2020 but according to the last census the top 10 states with highest population growth were 2 that went for Hillary and 8 who went for Trump and out of those 8 only one Florida was a swing state the rest are usually Red States in national elections.

When Bob says there's a Labor Bleed, he isn't talking about your pathetic Mayonnaise Ghoul jobs like Construction Worker or Medical Practitioner. He's talking about REAL jobs like freelance internet movie critic and unpaid, basement-dwelling political pundit. You know, the kind of professions that REALLY Matter in this world and which are done by Thinking People (tm) , not Godbothering, backwoodsian yokels.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Free States"? Does that mean Southerners get to call you a dirty yankee now?

Also, his spelling and grammar comprehension continues to degrade like it's the back half of Flowers for Algernon.
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I like how he always has to add "who matter" in case you forget and assure you they matter. Even as a New Yorker meaning I'm an "Intelligent American Who Matters", I nearly always forget until Bob says it.

You really could make a bot pump out his tweets with the odd capitalization and Bob-isms. Americans Who Matter, Superior, Inferior, Obsolete, Wasteland Ghouls, Mayonnaise Ghouls, CAPS LOCK MOVE NAME, 21st Century, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if he does have some condition that makes him stick to certain words.

 

[AnOminous]

To be technical - originally the Founding Fathers wouldn't have allowed her to vote. Clearly we have lost our way...

It wasn't actually up to them. It was the States that determined who was an eligible voter.

For instance, from 1776 until 1807, anyone who owned a certain amount of property could vote. In 1838, any head of household who paid property tax could vote. Also, a number of states had enacted women's suffrage well before the Nineteenth Amendment. In any event, until the Fourteenth Amendment, it was more or less entirely up to the States who they considered eligible to vote for the purposes of casting their electoral votes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, he should delete his account in general.

 

[Knyttet]

Well, he should delete his account in general.
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I hate when he does his 'who wants to tell him' routine. It always comes off like a socially inept dimwit trying to be witty.

Also, what the fuck is he even talking about here? Who wants to tell him what? What are we supposed to tell him???

 

[Emperor Julian]

Ahah blaming Bernie and not the slay queen, Hillary.

Hillary is directly responsible for HER loss, Blobbo. She lost to Donald Trump of all people because she ran a horrible campaign, tried to court republicans, and alienated white workers and families. She owns this!

He keeps prattling on about Bernie bros but for some mysterious reason all the pissed of republicans didnt slow trump down when the big boys prefered candidate lost.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

He keeps prattling on about Bernie bros but for some mysterious reason all the pissed of republicans didnt slow trump down when the big boys prefered candidate lost.

You know who else he should blame? All those woke black people and minorities who came out for Obama but not the lizard person in a pant suit. He’d commit career suicide if he did that so it’s easier to go after Bernie bros/chapo trap house.

I’m not a Bernie Bro by any means but you have to be mentally ill to try and pin this on them.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

So Bob's fate really is going to be the creepy uncle who the whole family avoids outside of Thanksgiving, weddings and funerals.

 

[NotAWeeb]

 

[Flexo]

Also, his spelling and grammar comprehension continues to degrade like it's the back half of Flowers for Algernon.

How would a group executing their offspring "empty" locales filled with people who do not execute their offspring? By math and evolution he has it exactly backwards.

I mean just compare demographics of Europe and Africa. Africa may be "backwards" but it's definitely not emptied.

Ok, I'm convinced Bob has no idea how reproduction works. Like - at all.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Every time I thought that Bob has already hit the bottom of the barrel, he manages to go lower. Time to start the MovieBob Mayonnaise Ghoul Wasteland fund. Stick in a dollar every time Bob says something insipidly stupid, and when the barrel fills up, it will be donated to a town in need.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Every time I thought that Bob has already hit the bottom of the barrel, he manages to go lower. Time to start the MovieBob Mayonnaise Ghoul Wasteland fund. Stick in a dollar every time Bob says something insipidly stupid, and when the barrel fills up, it will be donated to a town in need.

Sadly it might be the only good thing that Bob is able to achieve, even if it is because we are more or less doing side bets on him.