Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Ok, I'm convinced Bob has no idea how reproduction works. Like - at all.

It is not as if such knowledge would come in handy for him.

 

[Knyttet]

Ok, I'm convinced Bob has no idea how reproduction works. Like - at all.

That's because he doesn't have any first-hand experience.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's because he doesn't have any first-hand experience.

Oh he has plenty of "hand" experience.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

That's because he doesn't have any first-hand experience.

Nor will he ever. No woman in her right mind would want to even touch him.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nor will he ever. No woman in her right mind would want to even touch him.

That's what worries me. Have you seen the women in his Twitter feed?

 

[Judge Holden]

This begs the question: what the hell changed between the way Bob's parents raised him and the way they raised his siblings?

number of chromosomes im guessing

 

[Flexo]

number of chromosomes im guessing

I dunno. I've come across some awesome down syndrome folks that i would much rather spend time with than Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You will believe that a fat man can fly.

Will he stay in one of the touristy parts of Mexico, or will he try and prove us wrong and go to cartel land?

I say that like I don't already know it'll be the former.

(P.S. And he's still retweeting like a motherfucker. You're on vacation, put the goddamn phone down.)

(P.P.S. Diabetes.)

 

[The Nothingness]

"Somewhere over Charlotte..."

Literally looking down on Southerners

 

[Linako 2.0]

yes gringo, show the money.
Perfect for you to be kidnapped by local cartels and maybe the police will save you if your family pays them more than the bail out the narcos will propose.

 

[Mola Ram]

Great galloping jackrabbits, that shirt. Those shorts.

In all seriousness, except for the beer picture if you told me Chris Chipman was babysitting his re-tarded big brother for a nice trip down to Sesame Place I would believe it without hesitation.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I am Bob's stretched out neck hole.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

You will believe that a fat man can fly.
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Will he stay in one of the touristy parts of Mexico, or will he try and prove us wrong and go to cartel land?

I say that like I don't already know it'll be the former.
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(P.S. And he's still retweeting like a motherfucker. You're on vacation, put the goddamn phone down.)

(P.P.S. Diabetes.)

I get it he’s a sad miserable tool but is he physically incapable of smiling?

It’s uncanny

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Could you imagine if someone stole Bob's phone while on vacation?

 

[Mola Ram]

Could you imagine if someone stole Bob's phone while on vacation?

Could you imagine if Bob gets thrown into a border detention center?

 

[BubbleButt]

Bad case of sameface syndrome in those pictures.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I get it he’s a sad miserable tool but is he physically incapable of smiling?

Bad case of sameface syndrome in those pictures.

Bob has only two faces he makes in photos: snob looking down on you, or unhappy sociopath.

 

[thismanlies]

yes gringo, show the money.
Perfect for you to be kidnapped by local cartels and maybe the police will save you if your family pays them more than the bail out the narcos will propose.

They'd probably stuff drugs under his fat rolls and send his ass north.

 

[Rei is shit]

yes gringo, show the money.
Perfect for you to be kidnapped by local cartels and maybe the police will save you if your family pays them more than the bail out the narcos will propose.

If he does get nailed by a cartel I hope its MS-13

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Is that picture of them on the escalator shooped? The focus on Blob's head looks a bit off from the rest of the picture's.

That being said, I do feel sorry for Chris. Imagine taking a vacation with your Twitter sperg brother who manages to look like an exceptional registered sex offender.