Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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soy_king said:
Probably because many Americans you see overseas are as fat as Bob or fatter, and nobody puts a lot of thought into how the elephant tarps these fat fucks wear will look.
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Mexico has no shortage of their own fatties. At one point in time, they were the most obese country in the world.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Mexico has no shortage of their own fatties. At one point in time, they were the most obese country in the world.
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Oh of course, you'd be surprised about the obesity levels in Latin America. I believe one of the Pacific Island Nations holds the title of Fattest Nation.
 
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Watch Bob become an even more insufferable jackass because he traveled out of country and got even more "woke" because he saw the tourist side of Mexico and it's not that bad. And with his exceptional cognitive dissonance, he'll never sit there and think "but Mexico is so good, why are they coming over here? What do you mean I never looked out the window of the car between the airport and the resort! I saw plenty of beautiful brown culture that whitey doesn't have!"
 
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Whatevs said:
Watch Bob become an even more insufferable jackass because he traveled out of country and got even more "woke" because he saw the tourist side of Mexico and it's not that bad. And with his exceptional cognitive dissonance, he'll never sit there and think "but Mexico is so good, why are they coming over here? What do you mean I never looked out the window of the car between the airport and the resort! I saw plenty of beautiful brown culture that whitey doesn't have!"
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He displays the typical smug elitist liberal attitude which is when he is detached from reality and refuses to address the problem without going with the SJW tactics because he is in denial about it.

For example, Bob will never admit that Disney and Kathleen Kennedy are currently running the Star Wars franchise into the ground by making shitty corporate films that tarnish the legacies of the original trilogy and pander to SJW progressives. Rather than acknowledging that Disney and Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson are poisoning Star Wars, Bob calls the people that criticize the product as "subhuman wasteland ghouls".
 
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Mola Ram said:
It's been said before, usually concerning his Chinatown adventures, but Bob being an alcoholic would explain a hell of a lot.
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I can't even imagine Bob drinking alcohol. His mannerisms are just so... childish. From the way he acts, the way he dresses and the way he lives. He just comes off as a man-child in everything he does. I can't imagine Bob drinking anything except m.ilk or apple juice out of a Mario cup.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I can't even imagine Bob drinking alcohol. His mannerisms are just so... childish. From the way he acts, the way he dresses and the way he lives. He just comes off as a man-child in everything he does. I can't imagine Bob drinking anything except m.ilk or apple juice out of a Mario cup.
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I agree in spirit, but if you haven't had any experience with alcoholics, let me tell you -- some of them are absolutely the people you'd least suspect.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
I expect "Oh, you're saying minorities are criminals" or "Okay but you're trying to stop America becoming less white" which both massively miss my point about eradicating American jurisdiction that you'll get with "no borders".
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If it's racist to point out minorities are criminals, what is it to say sending them back to their own countries (full of said minorities) is a death sentence?
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
He hates Sicario 2...without having seen it just because a sempai hates it.

Film critic.
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Credit for acknowledging that you're a fat social retard?
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I'll admit, for a meatbag Bob's sister ain't half bad looking. Clearly she got all the pretty genes in the family (leaving none for chris or bob).
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
He displays the typical smug elitist liberal attitude which is when he is detached from reality and refuses to address the problem without going with the SJW tactics because he is in denial about it.

For example, Bob will never admit that Disney and Kathleen Kennedy are currently running the Star Wars franchise into the ground by making shitty corporate films that tarnish the legacies of the original trilogy and pander to SJW progressives. Rather than acknowledging that Disney and Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson are poisoning Star Wars, Bob calls the people that criticize the product as "subhuman wasteland ghouls".
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I really hope the rumors are true and Iger had a conference call with all the heads of Lucasfilms, Marvel Studios, and Pixar and just publicly shamed Kennedy and discussed finding her replacement especially if a white male replaces her must to see Bob's meltdown.
 
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Flexo said:
If it's racist to point out minorities are criminals, what is it to say semding them back to their own countries (full of said minorities) is a death sentence?
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I'll admit, for a meatbag Bob's sister ain't half bad looking. Clearly she got all the pretty genes in the family (leaving none for chris or bob).
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She also looks like she eats less in a week than Bob does in a meal. Wonder what ol Blob would look like at 180 lb? Not saying he'd be great looking, but non-repellent is a possibilty.
 
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LaughingJoke said:
I really hope the rumors are true and Iger had a conference call with all the heads of Lucasfilms, Marvel Studios, and Pixar and just publicly shamed Kennedy and discussed finding her replacement especially if a white male replaces her must to see Bob's meltdown.
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He'll blame it on the fans like the media has been for the last three years ever since TFA pandered to his ilk and his political ideology. Please consider the fact that unlike the MCU, Bob was never a true SW fan under Kennedy started pandering to him and his ilk and especially his political ideology. TLJ was a masterpiece to him because it appeal to his philosophy and worldview.
 
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