Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

Is it just me or does his head look 2 sizes too large for his body?

 

[RockVolnutt]

BONUS: Today in "Muh represntashun".
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Why are they suggesting that people judge each other based on fictional characters and somehow have never actually met anyone who's Latino?

 

[Red Hood]

BONUS: Today in "Muh represntashun".
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Anyone want to send some stern letters to the Sinaloa cartel complaining about the image they're influencing?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Fix that collar, you fuckin slob, you're in the wedding party.

And who fitted that suit jacket? Jesus fucking Christ, we're living in a society here, Bob!

 

[LaughingJoke]

Given Bob's looks and clothing this discussing about Werewolf movies seem like something Bob would fit into.

 

[Positron]

https://www.dailysabah.com/americas...urdered-in-run-up-to-mexicos-elections-report

yeah, its just racism to point out problems Mexico has with Cartels. No problems here, nope.

Isn't Mexico all about palm trees, free drinks, and free wi-fi?!

 

[Mola Ram]

Given Bob's looks and clothing this discussing about Werewolf movies seem like something Bob would fit into.

Where the hell did you find footage of the 1990s era White Wolf staff?

 

[LaughingJoke]

Where the hell did you find footage of the 1990s era White Wolf staff?

I remember O&A mocking that clip many years ago and found it on Youtube.

 

[Rathkor]

He hates Sicario 2...without having seen it just because a sempai hates it.

Film critic.
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Credit for acknowledging that you're a fat social retard?
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Okay, now I KNOW Bob reads this thread, seeing as he's now doing damage control over the pic of him tweeting.

 

[Gordon Cole]

To whomever said that Bob could make a career off making other people look better in photos, you were spot on.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Bob's got that "somebody poisoned my glass" look to really add those extra points of charm to the picture.

 

[elder god]

I would say you look like an exceptional Alfred Hitchcock, but that's just me.
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BONUS: Today in "Muh represntashun".
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Something I finally noticed about Bob, is that, while he's fat, he is so oddly proportioned for his size. Take a look at Chris, who's probably what 250-280 lbs? he's got some large shoulders, and overall, while he's heavy, he carries it well, Bob on the other hand, is some weird skinny fat combo, he's got no shoulder or leg meat, but he's got the massive stomach of a fat guy. Also, his cheeks are just so fat compared to the rest of his face and body, its so off putting. I wonder if its half due to their jobs/lifestyles, maybe chris is more mobile and just eats too much while Bob is more sedentary.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Chris is more mobile.

Bob sits in a chair and tweets all day and night while snacking. His future is a heart attack where his tombstone will let everyone know he never scored.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob is tweeting these pictures out to his autistic followers because he has no friends to show them to. Pretty depressing tbh.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Is he raising an empty glass in that picture?

 

[Detrogen]

Something I finally noticed about Bob, is that, while he's fat, he is so oddly proportioned for his size. Take a look at Chris, who's probably what 250-280 lbs? he's got some large shoulders, and overall, while he's heavy, he carries it well, Bob on the other hand, is some weird skinny fat combo, he's got no shoulder or leg meat, but he's got the massive stomach of a fat guy. Also, his cheeks are just so fat compared to the rest of his face and body, its so off putting. I wonder if its half due to their jobs/lifestyles, maybe chris is more mobile and just eats too much while Bob is more sedentary.

This is definitely the result of his near complete lack of any daily physical activity. Bob is on his way to becoming Krew from Jak 2, only with the hover chair replaced with a 20$ amazon office chair and none of the influence.

 

[Flexo]

I am laughing at the thought of how much Bob has contributed to this:
https://m.theepochtimes.com/viral-w...t-of-democrats-leaving-the-party_2578446.html

Yes, Bob, call the gay New York hairdresser an unevolved waste of a "person."

 

[Mola Ram]

I am laughing at the thought of how much Bob has contributed to this:
https://m.theepochtimes.com/viral-w...t-of-democrats-leaving-the-party_2578446.html

Yes, Bob, call the gay New York hairdresser an unevolved waste of a "person."

To be fair, Bob clearly has no use for hair stylists of any variety.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

I found a perfect vacation backpack for Robert.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Chris is more mobile.

Bob sits in a chair and tweets all day and night while snacking. His future is a heart attack where his tombstone will let everyone know he never scored.

Carved on his Tombstone
“Here lies Bob”
“Don’t be Bob!”