Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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>Implying the other guy is wrong.
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And if you wanna come at him for misspelling "fascist"...
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"We don't need your votes to win!"

Yeah, that's why Hillary is the president right now, am I right?

How stubborn is this fucker? The dems just lost the most embarrassing defeat in recent memory, and people are outright saying why they voted and what can change their minds, and instead of listening and learning from past defeats, Bob and company are content to just push the pedal to the floor and drive right off the cliff.

"We are literally trying to tell you how you can fix things and win next time."

"FUCK YOU, WE CUT OUR OWN BRAKELINE!"
 
"We don't need your votes to win!"

Yeah, that's why Hillary is the president right now, am I right?

How stubborn is this fucker? The dems just lost the most embarrassing defeat in recent memory, and people are outright saying why they voted and what can change their minds, and instead of listening and learning from past defeats, Bob and company are content to just push the pedal to the floor and drive right off the cliff.

"We are literally trying to tell you how you can fix things and win next time."

"FUCK YOU, WE CUT OUR OWN BRAKELINE!"
Nah, man, just import Mexicans who shoukd vote Dem.....or else.
 
"We don't need your votes to win!"

Yeah, that's why Hillary is the president right now, am I right?

How stubborn is this fucker? The dems just lost the most embarrassing defeat in recent memory, and people are outright saying why they voted and what can change their minds, and instead of listening and learning from past defeats, Bob and company are content to just push the pedal to the floor and drive right off the cliff.

"We are literally trying to tell you how you can fix things and win next time."

"FUCK YOU, WE CUT OUR OWN BRAKELINE!"

Holding grudges is regrettable but hardly abnormal.

Holding grudges against people for things that happened in high school 20+ years ago is unhealthy but probably not uncommon.

Holding grudges against 60+ million people for voting the wrong way and writing off their future votes FOREVER!!!! gets you a 1400 page thread on Kiwi Farms.
 
Careful, Bob. If they're replaceable... so are you.

This is the armour-piercing question that will never penetrate Bob's concrete-thick skull: what makes him indispensable? No, really. There is an entire galaxy full of YouTube critics and commentators, many of whom are better than Bob, so would anyone truly miss him if he died in his sleep tomorrow? There will be the idiots who mourn the loss of a "titan," but even they will move onto other content creators while Bob becomes a fading memory. Look at legacy. His biggest accomplishment in life is Brick By Brick, which was an embarrassing autobiography and a written form of a Let's Play that was already obsolete in the era of YouTube. Even that was a paltry and ultimately futile contribution to the written canon of Western Civilization.

Compare to Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes, which is fondly remembered nearly a quarter-century after Watterson retired the strip.

 
This is the armour-piercing question that will never penetrate Bob's concrete-thick skull: what makes him indispensable? No, really. There is an entire galaxy full of YouTube critics and commentators, many of whom are better than Bob, so would anyone truly miss him if he died in his sleep tomorrow? There will be the idiots who mourn the loss of a "titan," but even they will move onto other content creators while Bob becomes a fading memory. Look at legacy. His biggest accomplishment in life is Brick By Brick, which was an embarrassing autobiography and a written form of a Let's Play that was already obsolete in the era of YouTube. Even that was a paltry and ultimately futile contribution to the written canon of Western Civilization.

Compare to Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes, which is fondly remembered nearly a quarter-century after Watterson retired the strip.

I mean, if you follow that logic, it doesn't matter either. Just import all the immigrants you want and you can have five more Dem votes then Bob could ever give. That's what they are to him. It's a Superior Future, friendo.
 
This is the armour-piercing question that will never penetrate Bob's concrete-thick skull: what makes him indispensable? No, really. There is an entire galaxy full of YouTube critics and commentators, many of whom are better than Bob, so would anyone truly miss him if he died in his sleep tomorrow? There will be the idiots who mourn the loss of a "titan," but even they will move onto other content creators while Bob becomes a fading memory. Look at legacy. His biggest accomplishment in life is Brick By Brick, which was an embarrassing autobiography and a written form of a Let's Play that was already obsolete in the era of YouTube. Even that was a paltry and ultimately futile contribution to the written canon of Western Civilization.

Compare to Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes, which is fondly remembered nearly a quarter-century after Watterson retired the strip.

Bob's already been replaced, and Red Letter Media did it. His book is glorified toilet paper, and shouldn't even be put on a bookshelf. Putting Brick by Brick next to literary achievements such as To Kill A Mockingbird, The Foxfire Books, The Tale of Genji, Don Quixote, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea; the Six Classic Novels of the Chinese (Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Journey to the West, Water Margin, Dream of the Red Chamber, The Unofficial History of the Scholars, and The Plum in the Golden Vase) is an insult to the books, the authors, the translators of the latter nine books listed, and literature itself. The only thing Bob is the titan of is being a fat, abrasive asshole.
 
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This past weekend @LordKaT did a podcast covering comments he's gotten on YouTube videos of his. One of the comments he read off was a recently made comment about Bob on one of his older videos from years ago. I had to check this out myself just to see if this comment really was true.

And just to put this in perspective: this comment was made recently. Not several years ago. Recently.

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This past weekend @LordKaT did a podcast covering comments he's gotten on YouTube videos of his. One of the comments he read off was a recently made comment about Bob on one of his older videos from years ago. I had to check this out myself just to see if this comment really was true.

And just to put this in perspective: this comment was made recently. Not several years ago. Recently.

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I rated it :islamic: because I do not have :horrifying: as an option.
 
This past weekend @LordKaT did a podcast covering comments he's gotten on YouTube videos of his. One of the comments he read off was a recently made comment about Bob on one of his older videos from years ago. I had to check this out myself just to see if this comment really was true.

And just to put this in perspective: this comment was made recently. Not several years ago. Recently.

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How does one find a genocidal lunatic to be a good person? That's something right there.
 
No Bob, that's just your chair.
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This past weekend @LordKaT did a podcast covering comments he's gotten on YouTube videos of his. One of the comments he read off was a recently made comment about Bob on one of his older videos from years ago. I had to check this out myself just to see if this comment really was true.

And just to put this in perspective: this comment was made recently. Not several years ago. Recently.

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"If Lindsay and Monica won't talk to me, then surely a political candidate will!"
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I've been rereading this, and the only thing I get is that Bob might have a granny fetish.
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I mean, if you follow that logic, it doesn't matter either. Just import all the immigrants you want and you can have five more Dem votes then Bob could ever give. That's what they are to him. It's a Superior Future, friendo.
You can feed 6 Mexicans with what you need to feed Bobby. Who is the obsolete one now?

Re: Scarlett Johansson. I've said Bobby is hostile to assertive women who aren't Hillary Rodham. See?
 
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