Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Standpipe]

If Great Britain had won the Revolutionary War would Bob have been cool with all those Minutemen from Massachusetts being hanged?

Bob would definitely have been a loyalist too.

Not trying to be too much of a 'kiss ass' but if the US had stayed in the empire it would have taken it over.

Reading the logistics of the civil war it was out of scale of anything we (in the UK) could have coped with _ pretty much a rehersal for WW1 in one go and one country.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I personally think Bob would have been a rebel, it makes sense considering his fondness for obliterating the past for a superior future, the big differance would have been how he views native americans and black slaves since he'd most likely considered them either fuel or roadbumps for his superior future as he would have put it 'manifest destiny'.

For all his desire to see himself as evolved he seems very much a poster child for his people's darker achronistic impulses.

So basically he'd be all for the revolution...just as long as eventually America conquers Britain which would basically be the same status quo but with the head located elsewhere?

 

[Emperor Julian]

So basically he'd be all for the revolution...just as long as eventually America conquers Britain which would basically be the same status quo but with the head located elsewhere?

Hard to say, Bob would most likely look at the technologically inferior Natives and frown upon their unenlighted ways when it comes to who to attack. With the British he'd most likely be perfectly happy to tolerate our naked bigotry, exploitation of the poor and imperial ambitions because of trade and some misguided sense of cameraderie.

You know like he does with China.

 

[BubbleButt]

I personally think Bob would have been a rebel, it makes sense considering his fondness for obliterating the past for a superior future, the big differance would have been how he views native americans and black slaves since he'd most likely considered them either fuel or roadbumps for his superior future as he would have put it 'manifest destiny'.

For all his desire to see himself as evolved he seems very much a poster child for his people's darker anachronistic impulses.

For Christ's sake, "obsolete and unnecessary" is legitimately how Andrew Jackson thought of the First Nations people.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Today in "I'm smarter than everyone else":

"Repercussions, what are those?"

The Ken Burns of our time, everybody.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

"Remember kids: Genocide now, saves you trouble later!" -Fuhrer Bob

Bob IS aware that the North crushed the South do decisively in the Civil War, that the resulting upheaval caused 1/4th of the Slave population to DIE in the years immediately after the War ended...

Oh well, like gay MidWesterners, they're just acceptable casualties in the battle to create the Superior Future...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Today in "I'm smarter than everyone else":
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"Repercussions, what are those?"
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The Ken Burns of our time, everybody.
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Bob knows fuck all and the only reason he escapes repercussions is because he has a blue checkmark. Yank that shit away from him and he's going to the dogs.

 

[Flexo]

Today in "I'm smarter than everyone else":

"See everyone, if we just made a law that banned guns, then we wouldn't have guns anymore because we banned guns - hence a gun ban. They're gone - they've been banned - that's what the words mean how can you idiots not get this?"

No, Bob, people know exactly what words mean, they're also familiar with reality and know when words don't match it.

Maybe 2 words you should get the meaning of are "unintended" and "consequences."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob knows fuck all and the only reason he escapes repercussions is because he has a blue checkmark. Yank that shit away from him and he's going to the dogs.

I don't even get how Bob managed to obtain a blue checkmark. Tom Woods, an actual published author, libertarian podcaster and historian doesn't even have the blue checkmark on his Twitter profile.

Bob on the other hand, a D-grade "YouTube film critic" who does nothing but tweet all day, has one and doesn't lose it despite saying some of the most heinous shit on the internet today.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Geez, Adobe! Why does it take so long to superimpose a gigantic image over a million still frames of a movie? Thanks for being inferior, you shits.

 

[Red Hood]

This meme might work better if it wasn't using an image from an astroturfing gun control campaign. Of course they used a brand-new shotgun and some sped from Graphic Design that has no idea what trigger discipline is or how someone is supposed to hold a gun. Nice $7 bobbing for apples bucket in the back of his truck, too.

Those are the kinds of people Bob supports, though.

 

[Brother Wind]

Only an ignorant Brit but wasn't Abe Lincoln a Republican?

The first Republican president even, but to be fair the parties have both changed pretty radically in the past 150 years. People tend to shift the parties, like Trump. Look at how many Republican congressmen arent running again, its because they can't get behind the President.

To bring this back to Bob. This *should* be the death knell for the GOP. Because they are so unfocused and divided. But the Democrats are just as well. And you have some of them like Bob who refuse to take in the former Republicans. The ones who hate Trump, who dont think he represents the party.

So we're in a repeat of the early years of the Civil War. Both sides floundering and too stupid to do anything about the other. And its just a matter of time until one loses too much support. We'll find out in November I guess.

 

[Rathkor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gr7Sbu2Zgk4

Whats the point in writing a blog post if youre just going to use it almost word for word as a longwinded script for a video?

Also, do these threads have a "pedophile apologist" tag and if so, should it be added to this one? Really seems like it fits Bobbo right about now.

 

[Zaryiu]

Bob is edgier than Graphene

 

[FightenGnome]

Considering how keen he is on dividing humanity into the Evolved and the Unevolved, I think which side he'd have fit during the Civil War might surprise him.

Whilst everyone here has a good take, I think Bob would side with whomever the establishment is at the time.

Look at this guy, do any of you think that he holds any sort of ideological trappings outside of consumerism? His idea of progress is dictated to him by his entertainment. Common Sense? More like Nonsense! Declaration of Independence? Why who should we join? The French?


Slave States? This is 1860, we have this thing called factories now you illiterate hillbillies. They wear Gray Coats? That's the color of uncertainty, not like us TRUE BLUE AMERICANS!

Bob would side with the British and the Union in AWI and the Civil War. He'd take the side of whomever is in charge before and double down on it. He'd probably be one of the chucklefucks who thought it would be a good idea to not let Southern Whites vote after the Civil War because "The superior future has arrived, and it has no place for losers!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

I see we're at the conspiracy phase of the James Gunn shitshow.

Bob, leave the doxxing to us.

 

[Red Hood]

Whilst everyone here has a good take, I think Bob would side with whomever the establishment is at the time.

Look at this guy, do any of you think that he holds any sort of ideological trappings outside of consumerism? His idea of progress is dictated to him by his entertainment. Common Sense? More like Nonsense! Declaration of Independence? Why who should we join? The French?


Slave States? This is 1860, we have this thing called factories now you illiterate hillbillies. They wear Gray Coats? That's the color of uncertainty, not like us TRUE BLUE AMERICANS!

Bob would side with the British and the Union in AWI and the Civil War. He'd take the side of whomever is in charge before and double down on it. He'd probably be one of the chucklefucks who thought it would be a good idea to not let Southern Whites vote after the Civil War because "The superior future has arrived, and it has no place for losers!"

With that in mind, I feel like CSABob would be a great parody twitter.

Tweets from the basement of the Chipman Plantation.

"When mah fatha passed away, ah went and bought a new air conditionin' system. He's standin' hyah right now, fannin' me with a sycamore branch!"

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I personally don't think Blobby would have or could have ever been close enough to an actual woman for #metoo to ever ever ever ever be an worry for him.

Really...I just can't imagine a real woman choosing to spend time with Ole Blobby.

 

[Lunete]

I see we're at the conspiracy phase of the James Gunn shitshow.
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Bob, leave the doxxing to us.
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Why is that a threat to you?
Are you trying to hide something Bob?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gr7Sbu2Zgk4

Whats the point in writing a blog post if youre just going to use it almost word for word as a longwinded script for a video?

Also, do these threads have a "pedophile apologist" tag and if so, should it be added to this one? Really seems like it fits Bobbo right about now.

I guess Bob's not into the whole brevity thing.